My Dick Is So Big....

[farad100]

My dick is so big that I have to wear a phallosan belt to keep it in place.

 

[ste_f]

Sorry, what has got its own passport?

My dick has its own passport.

 

[longerlastingnoob]

My dick's so big it has it's own gravitational pull.

 

[pfm]

My dick is so big, I have to take turns at night; who sleeps on the bed and who sleeps on the floor.

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big that I'd upload a pic but......it's too big.

 

[longerlastingnoob]

My dick is so big that I'd upload a pic but......it's too big.

Ha, it definitely can't be resized to 80x80.

 

[drfrankencock]

My dick is so big, it caused my parent's divorce.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, I hear it has a huge head, but I've never seen it.

 

[BigO]

My dick is so big, it caused my parent's divorce.

my dick caused their.....................what, too soon?

Just kidding my man, no offense :becky:

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big that when it's flaccid I can use my foreskin as a giant slip n slide.

 

[drfrankencock]

my dick caused their.....................what, too soon?

Just kidding my man, no offense :becky:

Dad? BigDaddyO!!!

 

[Cool-Since-92]

Dad? BigDaddyO!!!

Looks like you have to change your name to "Jr". But then again you might not because my dick so big it's been known to disrupt wifi/internet connections :biggrin1:.

 

[longerlastingnoob]

My dick is so big paris hilton couldn't take it. Do I win now.

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big... I can no longer do full jelq strokes starting at the base; pop!

My dick is so big... I PE to make it smaller.

My dick is so big... I'm an broken tripod.

My dick is so big... I must drive a convertible.

 

[Sean Jacobs]

My dick is so big, it was actually responsible for sinking the Titanic. (Oops!) After that accident I shifted it to the right and now it sits in the Bremuda Triangle.

My dick is so big, Bonanno Pisano was inspired to build Leaning Tower of Pisa after he saw it.

My dick is so big, ever since I did the back stroke in Loch Ness people are sure there is a monster living in the lake.

 

[Toadstool]

my dick is so long, it's like the US involvement in the middle east: It just keeps going and getting bigger

 

[BigO]

My dick is so big that I use it to cause an eclipse. I like fucking with NASA.

 

[BigO]

My dick is so big, it was actually responsible for sinking the Titanic. (Oops!) After that accident I shifted it to the right and now it sits in the Bremuda Triangle.

My dick is so big, Bonanno Pisano was inspired to build Leaning Tower of Pisa after he saw it.

My dick is so big, ever since I did the back stroke in Loch Ness people are sure there is a monster living in the lake.

The cock Ness monster!

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big.. ladies take selfies with it.

 

[swimdad25]

My dick is so big that every so often there's a map and directory of the entire surface, with a "You Are Here" arrow pointing to your current location.