My Dick Is So Big....

[CaptainJohnson]

My dick is so big, when I get morning wood, I have to be careful not to knock the moon into the sun.

My dick is so big, the ocean level rises 20 metres when I get waste deep.

My dick is so big, even black holes need lube to make it fit.

My dick is so big, bathroom sex is when I get my cock to fit through the door frame.

 

[Dick Whammy]

That it fell off and you mounted it to the wall?..

No. I was on the other side of the wall and this gentleman was kind enough to help me pee!

(lol)

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, when i have a threesome, it's a foursome.

 

[Dude85]

My dick is so big, when i showed it to Chuck Norris, he was impressed.

 

[NeverEnough9]

Id tell you a story about my dick but its too long...

 

[Sean Jacobs]

My wife gets annoyed because I spoon with my dick instead of her, and he gets his own pillow.

 

[Sean Jacobs]

My Dick is so big it thrusts me into my girlfriend.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big it's tax deductible. ..

 

[Rasputine]

My dick is so big every time I order out they charge me double!

 

[AlpineNewt]

My dick is so big it has it's own girlfriend.

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big.... I can't even establish a good EQ. Wait.... my dick is so big, I can't even get an erection!

 

[heyhey]

I was on a nude beach with my son, he asked if he could hold my dick for a while. I said "sure, but stay in sight"

 

[closed279]

My dick is so big that even the loosest of vaginas feel real tight around my godzilla

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big.... I make love to the universe.

and you thought that was rain....

Ka~Plow!

lmao

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big... it has a mustache.

 

[popol5169]

My dick is so big they thought it was my nose.

 

[drfrankencock]

My dick is so big, my jaw hurts.

 

[Zman007]

My dick is so big I once cockslapped a girl, knocked her out, and got charged with domestic violence and assault with a godly weapon.

Luckily my lawyer was female, and she got me off.... once last time before they locked me up!

 

[Cook117]

THIS...is fucking hilarious!

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dicks so big it has its own life.