My Dick Is So Big....

[AlpineNewt]

Ooh this is back?!

My dick is so big Neil Armstrong stuck a flag in it.

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick so big it was born before I was!

 

[Zman007]

My dick is so big that the doctor had to doubles check when cutting the cord.

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big I tried to get into porn but they told me HELL NO!

 

[Looking4more]

My dick is so big the tip is in another time zone.

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My big is so big.....its just big.

 

[AlpineNewt]

My dick is so big the lice voted for independence and now have there own passports and currency.

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big Six Flags wants to make it an amusement park ride.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, the last time I got an erection a sandwich fell out of one of the skin folds...

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big everytime I take a piss the weather channel issues a flash flood warning.

 

[popol5169]

My dick is not big

 

[Sean Jacobs]

My dick is so big that my wife is jealous because I spoon with it all night instead of her.

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big, godzilla is going to fight it in the next godzilla movie.

 

[Sean Jacobs]

My dick is so big that when I was born my parents thought we were conjoined twins. They named me Sean, and coincidentally they named him Richard.

 

[Sean Jacobs]

My dick is so big that it made it's movie debut as a sand worm in the movie Dune (pardon the very dated reference).

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big Columbus didn't realize he was walking on it.

 

[mannakonda]

My dick is so big it would make mandingos look like its flaccid

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big I can't legally wear jeans. I have to wear sweat pants in public.

 

[ste_f]

It has its own passport.

 

[popol5169]

Sorry, what has got its own passport?