My Dick Is So Big....

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big.. I suck and lick her clit while I fock her.

 

[Eazygeezer]

My dick is so big I use it to open doors, 10 seconds before I walk through them

 

[Cool-Since-92]

My dick is so big I had to get it licensed as a concealed weapon.

 

[Zman007]

My dick is so big that when I date Asian women their first reaction is to always scream "Godzilla!".

 

[spencerdiaz]

My dick is so big that I can only put one butt cheek on the toilet when I take a sh*t or else my dick touches the bowl.

 

[Looking4more]

Totally forgot about this old thread! Always enjoyed this one.

 

[Tamora]

My dick is so big... so why do I want more?

 

[NOWHARD]

My Dicks 12 inch's, but don't use it as a rule.

NOWHARD

 

[s.das]

My Dicks 12 inch's, but don't use it as a rule.

NOWHARD

Is it real? Then it must make trouble or enjoy?

 

[discreet]

... that you'd have butter it up to fit in a phone booth.

A sight take on an old Rodney Dangerfield joke.

 

[Marlon LGHanger]

Why can't I be rich instead of well hung? (actually saw that on a bumper sticker)

 

[RedWilly]

My dick is so big it has its own dick, and my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.