My Dick Is So Big....

[Jake Woods]

My dick's soo big that my local town were going to make a statue out of it, but they ran out of cement.
(Not sure if that ones been used yet, lol)

 

[TheGreatDivider]

My dick is so big black women won't touch it.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My Dick is sooo big, Obama didn't know about it...cause no one told him.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, i am required to stop a weigh stations...

 

[INS]

My dick is so big that NASA wants to use it as a space elevator.

 

[Golf1094]

My dick is so big that NASA wants to use it as a space elevator.

Talk about a liftoff

 

[heretohelp]

My dick is so big that I tried to upload a picture but the server said 'remote file too large'.

 

[AlpineNewt]

My dick is so big I don't even own a car.

 

[schlittle]

My dick is so big that when i was swimming in the Amazon the rare Hoolahoolu tribe speared my dick and then the tribe of 50 feasted on it for Sunday lunch. And when i wrote a letter of complaint the tribe leader wrote back to me and said "what you complaining about we left you 10 inches".

BASTARDS!!!!

 

[schlittle]

My dick is so big.. but unfortunately my eyesight is bad .. but luckily my dick is so big that when i went shopping in an Hollywood store i caught Winoda Ryder red handed trying to shoplift my penis. I watched her for 3 long minutes as she sneakily took my penis out of my pants and then i watched her as she craftily slipped it inside her bag.. and just before she attempted to close the bag zipper i decided it's about time i made a citizens arrest. So i did!

 

[Dick Whammy]

My dick is soooo big ... that on my driver's licence, my name says "NCGuy".

My Dick is so big that when telemarketers from India call, I slap them in the head with it!!

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big, it's my pogo stick to work.

 

[kirkoloft]

My dick is SO SO BIG...I'm very funny!

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, my wife has to stroke it with a push broom.

 

[schlittle]

My dick is so big that in the early hours of Christmas morning i only had to take Santa Claus to the hospital because instead of sliding down my chimney the old fuck only slid down my uretha when i had a boner.

 

[PurpleOnes]

My dick is so big that it can be stroked only by hugging :whoo:

 

[Dick Whammy]

My dick is so big that in the early hours of Christmas morning i only had to take Santa Claus to the hospital because instead of sliding down my chimney the old fuck only slid down my uretha when i had a boner.

LOL!

My Dick is so big, it gets mail addressed to Urethra Franklin!

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big, making big dick jokes seems utterly pointless.

 

[TheGreatDivider]

My dick is so big I have to tie two cock rings together.

 

[aBone2pick]

My dick is so big that I have to get my passport stamped with each thrust.