My Dick Is So Big....

[Dick Whammy]

my dick is so big that I've caught smaller fish

Is this you Jedi?

 

[jedimaster]

my dick is so big that I have to use a wagon everytime I walk My dick is so big you couldn't touch it within a mile My dick is so big even chewbaca said damn that's a huge dick! my dick is so big you couldn't pole dance to it my dick so big a lifeguard pulled me out of the water and said look out there's a huge snake!

 

[jedimaster]

my dick is so big it goes boing my dick so big it takes me 2 hours to put on underwear my dick is so big my girl uses it for a pillow

 

[jedimaster]

I got more lol

 

[Dick Whammy]

My Dick is so big that it eats Hand Sandwiches!

 

[jedimaster]

my dick is so big that I have to use a yard stick to measure it

 

[Dick Whammy]

My Dick is so big that I went to eat out, and he was still there!


(think about it!! LOL)

 

[jedimaster]

lol nice one my dick so big that I am the huge dick of the month in 39 states

 

[aBone2pick]

My dick is so big a flight attendant asked me to stow it before liftoff.

 

[jedimaster]

My dick is so big it makes Viagra look bad

 

[HammerTime89]

My dick is so big women have to climb a ladder to get on top

 

[jedimaster]

my dick is so big it takes two hands to pull it out

 

[jedimaster]

my dick is so big it takes two hands to pull it out

I'm getting slack now lol running out of ideas haha

 

[jedimaster]

ok i got one...My dick is so big when women gives me a lap dance they thought they were doing a pole dance

 

[Golf1094]

That's a great one, Jedi.

 

[jedimaster]

That's a great one, Jedi.

lol i know right

 

[ino]

My dick is so big that he addresses me as Junior.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, i make it pay half of the grocery bill.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, i've never seen the underside of it.

 

[Steneo]

Thing is...I think DennyA is serious!