My Dick Is So Big....

[aBone2pick]

My dick is so big when I got to a major city their postcard revenue goes up.

 

[Thenewguy2]

My dick is so big that it shut offline PEGym Forums for 6hours earlier today.

 

[anonymity]

it's bulky, but I consider it carry on. (the pet detective)

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, it snores and keeps me awake at night.

 

[Thenewguy2]

My dick is so big that I can't close PEGym Forums.

 

[Dick Whammy]

My dick is so big that I walked into my apartment and broke the living room window!

 

[anonymity]

My dick is so big it's the reason I see the Chiropractor.


That's just for Dr. Draggin. (wink)

 

[draggin]

My dick is so big it's the reason I see the Chiropractor.


That's just for Dr. Draggin. (wink)

Nice one!! Rep points for you my dear!

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big that I walked into my apartment and broke the living room window!

My dick is so big it lives in it's own apartment downstairs from me with 2 roommates....my balls.

 

[BigO]

My dick is so big I can write my name in the snow.................in Russia.

 

[JonPop]

My dick is so big that it is Administrator on 418 alien civilization PE forums, at the same time.
(You wouldn't believe how some of them jelq.)

 

[NCGUY1972]

My dick is so big I CANT wear shorts legally

 

[BoaConstrictor]

...I can use it as a body pillow.

 

[Toadstool]

My dick is so big, your argument is invalid

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big , it rang in the New Year already...I'm still waiting.

 

[blulite]

my dick is so big, id need a giraffe to get deep throat.

 

[AverageAndAhalf]

My dick is so big I've been approached by the french and asked If I can lay it across the English channel to make a bridge so all the illegal immigrants can cross don' have to keep hiding in trucks.

 

[fordzilla]

My dick is so big it can only be measured in light years

 

[Dick Whammy]

My dick is so big, that I recently discovered I was NOT blind in my left eye! ;-)

 

[jedimaster]

my dick is so big that I've caught smaller fish