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[schlittle]

I looked at my electric meter two weeks ago and when i looked at it again today i noticed all the readings are all the same.

So because they've put electricy prices up about 40% over these past two years i have no urge whatsoever to tell them that my meter has stalled to a standstill (i feel no guilt) . :angel::angel::angel: And if the winter comes and they still haven't found out then i'm going to be living in exotic hot conditions because every room will be heated to the max (i feel no guilt). :angel::angel::angel:

 

[closeed258]

This be my birthday

And I know what kind of growth I'm looking forward to.

Happy birthday!!!

 

[closeed258]

I looked at my electric meter two weeks ago and when i looked at it again today i noticed all the readings are all the same.

So because they've put electricy prices up about 40% over these past two years i have no urge whatsoever to tell them that my meter has stalled to a standstill (i feel no guilt) . :angel::angel::angel: And if the winter comes and they still haven't found out then i'm going to be living in exotic hot conditions because every room will be heated to the max (i feel no guilt). :angel::angel::angel:

You lucky bastard!!!

 

[schlittle]

You lucky bastard!!!

Thank you!

Unfortunately for me though my electric bill was due last week ..but if they are lazy like they usually are (and send no one to read my meter) and just send me an estimated bill (please send me an estimated bill :angel then i'm guaranteed free electric for three months so long as my meter continues to freeze.

 

[islander]

Shitsle shitsle tsk tsk

If you ever happen to have an online dating profile please write that in your profile under qualities
Llmmaaoooo



But seriously how would you know unless you looked. I'm never going to look at my meter again haha

 

[islander]

Ever had a day where you had so much to do but there are so many road blocks?

I have at least 7 hours of field work to do but I was up til 4am, have cramps, it's raining, there is something wrong with my car, I have no money in my wallet so I have to go to the bank, my kitchen is a mess, I have bed head hair, I need gas in the car, my back is killing me from not sleeping well.

I need a pass for today. Wish it was as easy as in highschool when I would just forge my moms signature lol

 

[schlittle]

Shitsle shitsle tsk tsk

If you ever happen to have an online dating profile please write that in your profile under qualities
Llmmaaoooo



But seriously how would you know unless you looked. I'm never going to look at my meter again haha

I only looked at my meter because i was wondering how much i was using and when i realised the numbers had stopped moving i was very happy (an understatement). :yahoo:

And i have recently joined a couple of dating sites :hungry: and if the ladies find out that warmth is guaranteed all year round :yikes: then i'm sure all the warmth craving hotties will be absolutely desperate to spend time with me. :dance:

 

[schlittle]

This Australian is appearing in the British version of 'celebrity big brother' and we all thought he was fat until he took his top off and he revealed his fake abs. Apparently they cost him £13,000 (about $20,000) . And i'm sure all you ladies are now swooning over big Darrens rippling six pack (he's an hunk alright).

 

[amiok]

I love the ad for the fleshlight. Saturday night just got easier. Lol, you're not kidding.

 

[Messerschmidt]

This Australian is appearing in the British version of 'celebrity big brother' and we all thought he was fat until he took his top off and he revealed his fake abs. Apparently they cost him £13,000 (about $20,000) . And i'm sure all you ladies are now swooning over big Darrens rippling six pack (he's an hunk alright).

Christ, how stupid do you have to be to get those? those wouldn't even be believable on someone that had an otherwise good build just needed more ab definition, lot alone on someone like him.

 

[Hanma]

Ab implants? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh ehhhhh it wasn't that funny.

 

[Pirate]

Happy birthday!

 

[Hanma]

Thank you thank you

 

[islander]

Thank you thank you

Ditto Happy Birthday H!

 

[Hanma]

It's way past now It was on 23rd haha but thank you! I had two cakes

 

[islander]

So a male friend of mine said in passing one of his pet peeves was the toilet tissue being put on "wrong".
He said it has to have the paper on top, not underneath. I just listened and made no real comment on it.
I to be honest dont think I have ever paid attention to this lol

So I knew I was going to have a lot of different people in and out of the house this past weekend. I decided to change all the toilet tissue in the house to be on the bottom. See if anyone commented on it OR changed it around on their own.

My bathroom, used by my girl friends mainly, was changed on its own
Sons bathroom is still the same as I did it
Guest bathroom is still the same as I did it BUT two guests commented "hey you are funny, you have your toilet tissue set up backwards" I guess they said that because they could (good friends) but since I just laughed and didn't say "well change it" they did not change it.

I laughed every time someone went to the bathroom and when they walked out. I am sure they thought I hid something in there hahahaha

 

[islander]

So update, after all this time I went into my sons bathroom and he finally changed the toilet tissue roll to the "right" way lmao


Funny:

Sarcastic Quotes & Quotations, Funny Quotes, Humorous Quotations

“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
- Groucho Marx

 

[Messerschmidt]

I believe having the tissue on the bottom can be helpful if you have young kids because it keeps them from pulling out the whole roll ay once, but for everyone else it just leads to having it tear before you want it to.

 

[ryansambas]

I believe having the tissue on the bottom can be helpful if you have young kids because it keeps them from pulling out the whole roll ay once, but for everyone else it just leads to having it tear before you want it to.

Most public bathrooms have this method of the bottom and because it's within a tight container this is a huge problem, encountered it today...plus when it's single ply and you have to roll out paper like 10 times and it makes a screeching sound every time you do it, it gets annoying.

 

[ryansambas]

Lol funny moment today, me and one of my best mates were just watching porn on my computer and I just said 'a lot of these porn stars are circumsized, imagine what it's like to be circumsized. What do you think it'd be like not to have a foreskin?' and he is like 'yeah, yeah' and then says 'Don't tell anyone this but I'm circumsized' and we had a short discussion about it (not size or anything just foreskin, keeping it clean etc) and we discussed about whether it's better or not and I just said I don't think there is really much difference in terms of quality of sex which I don't think there is. But I live in Australia and I really don't know how many people are circumsized to be honest, I know in America it's like 60-70%, I used to live in the UK and I don't think it's that prevalent there but yeah interesting. He wasn't cut or angry though, i guess it was just a silly assumption on my part.