This morning I was putting a coat of urethane on some crown molding & cabinetry I had stained earlier, for a condo I own next door & am renovating. It was a quiet early Sunday morning, so I put on my Stealth & corkscrew to get a little PE in

, while I completed my work, letting my Dong dangle in a pair of sweat shorts & a tee on the condo's carport... not expecting any "visitors". My neighbor across the street decided to walk her dog (a lab) while I was working. I didn't notice as she approached me to be "neighborly".
When I turned to say "hello", my penis & corkscrew "swings" back & forth a couple of times :bad:, causing her (and the dog) to stare directly at my bulging crotch!
Failing in her attempt at trying to be "coy", my neighbor says... "Gee, I knew you were doing some "building", but I can see your "project" is much "bigger" than I realized"! (She's oftentimes made "insinuating comments" wrt my Dong previously):bad:. I replied, "It's gotten "bigger" than I had originally planned". She smiled a VERY sly grin, and said "It looks AWESOME,... I wish I had YOU, so you could help me "EXPAND MY PLACE"! ..."You appear to have all the "TOOLS" necessary to "IMPROVE" anyone's "PLACE"!
(As luck would have it) the dog then nuzzled my corkscrew-clad Dong :yikes: while she continues to stare at my crotch, saying (to the dog) ..."Let's go Lucy (dog's name), he's got a "BIG PROJECT" (smiling broadly ) & we don't want him to stop working on IT!":bad:
I'm considering doing the remainder of my painting & finishing
INSIDE the condo from now on:bad:...just sayin'...