When the living dead rise and walk The Earth, survivors of the zombie apocalypse band together in an effort to survive. You have joined a group of people with whom you feel safe, and you are living in a fortified compound, behind concrete walls. Members of your group, including you, frequently leave the safety of the compound to search for food and other supplies.
Of course, any time you leave the compound, there's always the danger of a zombie attack. After an event known as, "The Accident", your group has called for a vote. Here are your choices:
Security, or Privacy?
Two motions are on the table.
A) All members of returning parties must submit to a full body "bite check" upon returning to the compound.
or
B) Continue to trust your fellow group members not to lie like that bastard whose deceit cost the lives of three of your dearest friends.
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My answer: I would go with the bite checks. Yeah, sure, it would be annoying, and it could be considered invasive, and sure there could be mistakes and you might get accused of having been bitten. And maybe this would be used as a way for someone in the group to gather power and eliminate his enemies. And, sure you might be quarantined in a hole in the ground for several days before being allowed back into the community. And it's theoretically possible that while you're in that hole in the ground, news of your demise will be spread. And maybe somehow, a zombie might wind up in the hole with you, after you somehow found yourself tied up and severely beaten. And now there's a zombie eating your previously unbitten flesh! So I guess I'm going to have to go with B. Didn't see that coming.