Would You Rather...

[longerlastingnoob]

I thought it was weird hearing it for the first time seeing him since teachers.

 

[Stormtrooper]

which walking dead character are you? The Walking Dead - Personality Quiz

Funny I got Shane and I hated that guy.

 

[Stormtrooper]

in honor of the walking dead season 5 premier, i present: Zombie apocalypse questions.
(please feel free to add your own)

when the dead walk the earth and eat the living, would you rather:

A) be with, or find, your true love.

Or

b) go it alone.

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my answer is a. Even though there's a good chance of untold horrors befalling my true love, i'd like to think we could protect each other from harm. The end of the world wouldn't be much fun without a kick-ass zombie slaying babe to share it with.

a)

 

[longerlastingnoob]

Shane was the stormtrooper of the group.

 

[burtybasset]

When the living dead rise and walk The Earth, survivors of the zombie apocalypse band together in an effort to survive. You have joined a group of people with whom you feel safe, and you are living in a fortified compound, behind concrete walls. Members of your group, including you, frequently leave the safety of the compound to search for food and other supplies.

Of course, any time you leave the compound, there's always the danger of a zombie attack. After an event known as, "The Accident", your group has called for a vote. Here are your choices:

Security, or Privacy?

Two motions are on the table.

A) All members of returning parties must submit to a full body "bite check" upon returning to the compound.

or

B) Continue to trust your fellow group members not to lie like that bastard whose deceit cost the lives of three of your dearest friends.

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My answer: I would go with the bite checks. Yeah, sure, it would be annoying, and it could be considered invasive, and sure there could be mistakes and you might get accused of having been bitten. And maybe this would be used as a way for someone in the group to gather power and eliminate his enemies. And, sure you might be quarantined in a hole in the ground for several days before being allowed back into the community. And it's theoretically possible that while you're in that hole in the ground, news of your demise will be spread. And maybe somehow, a zombie might wind up in the hole with you, after you somehow found yourself tied up and severely beaten. And now there's a zombie eating your previously unbitten flesh! So I guess I'm going to have to go with B. Didn't see that coming.

I would go with A and suggest that all members who do not want to submit to the full bite check can either leave the compound forever or elect not go hunting for supplies. A small price to pay for the survival of the human race!

Although, I might consider leaving the zombies very sugary treats, as imagine they don't brush their teeth or get dental care, then it's just a waiting game!

 

[AlpineNewt]

Funny I got Shane and I hated that guy.

Well he was a dick. Not so much in the comic.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Would you rather have eyes in the back of your head or an extra pair of arms?

Eyes in the back of my head because it would be creepy to have 4 arms at least with the eyes you could hide them with hair and keep them shut most of the time to help you pretend you're normal and not some freaky mutant, although they could prove useful one day.

 

[drfrankencock]

While we're on The Walking Dead is Lincoln's American accent convincing to Americans or could you tell he is English?

Having only known him from TWD, I was surprised when I heard him out of character.

 

[AlpineNewt]

I think it's pretty good, but there's an off slip every now and then.

I thought that might be the case. I saw Garry Oldman being interviewed recently and he said he had to get a voice coach to relearn speaking in an English accent because he'd spent too long long living in L.A

 

[closed224]

All I can say is for you to all bite me.

 

[AlpineNewt]

All I can say is for you to all bite me.

Have you washed your neck?

 

[Stormtrooper]

When the living dead rise and walk The Earth, survivors of the zombie apocalypse band together in an effort to survive. You have joined a group of people with whom you feel safe, and you are living in a fortified compound, behind concrete walls. Members of your group, including you, frequently leave the safety of the compound to search for food and other supplies.

Of course, any time you leave the compound, there's always the danger of a zombie attack. After an event known as, "The Accident", your group has called for a vote. Here are your choices:

Security, or Privacy?

Two motions are on the table.

A) All members of returning parties must submit to a full body "bite check" upon returning to the compound.

or

B) Continue to trust your fellow group members not to lie like that bastard whose deceit cost the lives of three of your dearest friends.

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My answer: I would go with the bite checks. Yeah, sure, it would be annoying, and it could be considered invasive, and sure there could be mistakes and you might get accused of having been bitten. And maybe this would be used as a way for someone in the group to gather power and eliminate his enemies. And, sure you might be quarantined in a hole in the ground for several days before being allowed back into the community. And it's theoretically possible that while you're in that hole in the ground, news of your demise will be spread. And maybe somehow, a zombie might wind up in the hole with you, after you somehow found yourself tied up and severely beaten. And now there's a zombie eating your previously unbitten flesh! So I guess I'm going to have to go with B. Didn't see that coming.

Definitely A)

 

[drfrankencock]

Alright, here's the last of my zombie themed questions. But it's a good one!

Zombie Sex!

A) Hell Yes!

or

B) Hell No!

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My answer: I would feel guilty for having essentially raped a zombie girl. She didn't want to be a zombie, and she probably didn't want to have sex with me either. But in a relationship? I'd like to think that if my girlfriend got bit, I'd stick it out till the end. And in my grief stricken madness, I'd give her a parting go before saying goodbye forever. Of course, kissing would be out of the question. As would fellatio. But that doesn't mean foreplay is off the table. Depending on her degree of rot, I'd be open to giving her netherworld a good tongue tickling. Hell, I've probably tasted worse before.

That's right Living Dead Girls, in Post Apocalyptic Zombieland America, drfrankencock eats YOU! :crazy:

 

[drfrankencock]

Have you washed your neck?

I misread this as, "Have you washed your dick?" Totally different context.

 

[AlpineNewt]

I misread this as, "Have you washed your dick?" Totally different context.

Oh my gods I sprayed beer out of my nose when I read that!

 

[AlpineNewt]

Alright, here's the last of my zombie themed questions. But it's a good one!

Zombie Sex!

A) Hell Yes!

or

B) Hell No!

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My answer: I would feel guilty for having essentially raped a zombie girl. She didn't want to be a zombie, and she probably didn't want to have sex with me either. But in a relationship? I'd like to think that if my girlfriend got bit, I'd stick it out till the end. And in my grief stricken madness, I'd give her a parting go before saying goodbye forever. Of course, kissing would be out of the question. As would fellatio. But that doesn't mean foreplay is off the table. Depending on her degree of rot, I'd be open to giving her netherworld a good tongue tickling. Hell, I've probably tasted worse before.

That's right Living Dead Girls, in Post Apocalyptic Zombieland America, drfrankencock eats YOU! :crazy:

I take it you've not seen Devil's Playground, the scene with some young men interfering with a zombie girl are a bit icky.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Alright, here's the last of my zombie themed questions. But it's a good one!

Zombie Sex!

A) Hell Yes!

or

B) Hell No!

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My answer: I would feel guilty for having essentially raped a zombie girl. She didn't want to be a zombie, and she probably didn't want to have sex with me either. But in a relationship? I'd like to think that if my girlfriend got bit, I'd stick it out till the end. And in my grief stricken madness, I'd give her a parting go before saying goodbye forever. Of course, kissing would be out of the question. As would fellatio. But that doesn't mean foreplay is off the table. Depending on her degree of rot, I'd be open to giving her netherworld a good tongue tickling. Hell, I've probably tasted worse before.

That's right Living Dead Girls, in Post Apocalyptic Zombieland America, drfrankencock eats YOU! :crazy:

B) because that would just be weird and they would probably have to be chained up and have some sort of muzzle, however I would have sex with my girlfriend if she asked me to after being bit before she died and I think if you wore a condom you'd be safe not to be infected although in The Walking Dead everyone's already infected so that may not even be an issue. Except it would be a very sad experience for the two of us I'd imagine, at least for me it would but I'd try to cheer her up before death as well as I could.

 

[Dontrike]

In that it wouldn't be much fun to survive in a hopeless world of the living dead without that special someone to annoy.

Wanting to gnaw on your brains is definitely annoying.

 

[closed224]

Yeah but it is sex. As long as we were both heading to the same mortuary any way we might as well.

 

[drfrankencock]

I take it you've not seen Devil's Playground, the scene with some young men interfering with a zombie girl are a bit icky.

You know. I think I did see that movie. And if I remember correctly, I found that scene very difficult to masturbate to.

B) because that would just be weird and they would probably have to be chained up and have some sort of muzzle, however I would have sex with my girlfriend if she asked me to after being bit before she died and I think if you wore a condom you'd be safe not to be infected although in The Walking Dead everyone's already infected so that may not even be an issue. Except it would be a very sad experience for the two of us I'd imagine, at least for me it would but I'd try to cheer her up before death as well as I could.

That is a very thoughtful and engaging post. Who says romance is dead?