Would You Rather...

[BigO]

Would you rather be in a real version of...

A) The Walking Dead?

or

B) Jurassic Park?

Walking Dead. I could probably handle zombies, but a T-Rex? Velociraptor hunting pack? The spitters? I don't know...

Would you rather...

A) Have a bell ring every time you became sexually aroused?

or

B) Feel a sharp pain on your side every single time someone said your name?


(And please feel free to post your own "would you rather" questions )

DING! Bell please! I mean not now, but...anyway...next!

Would you rather spend your life broke, homeless and forever damned with your true love?
Or
Live a life of luxury, good fortune and forever be blessed with someone you didn't care for?

This one's tough. (*coin toss) I got Bear...I mean tails. So B.

Would you rather...

A) Have seen and go blind?

or

B) Have heard and go deaf?

B, without a doubt. I would guess easier to adapt to being deaf with eyesight, than blind with hearing.

 

[MrB8]

I would rather go deaf. Finally get some peace and quiet. Could still read, type, write. Read subtitles. I think it would be an easier disability in many ways. And you can still feel the bass, so dancing isn't off the table. Yep, I'm going deaf baby! No doubt about it!

+1

And my neigbors won't disturb my sleep!

 

[drfrankencock]

Um, workin_4_it, what kind of coin were you flipping there? I suspect you're up to no good with that coin of yours.

 

[BigO]

I think it's foreign. One of those crazy countries that uses coins for dollars and color coded monopoly money. (It's Canadian, but don't tell TPW)

I suspect you're up to no good

I solemnly swear!

 

[TPW]

I think it's foreign. One of those crazy countries that uses coins for dollars and color coded monopoly money. (It's Canadian, but don't tell TPW)

I solemnly swear!

Heyyyy....there is nothing wrong with our money up here in Canada. It's colourful and very purty. Oh and the bills are now made from polymer. Take that counterfeiters!

 

[BigO]

Well, at least you won't destroy a twenty if you leave it in your pocket before the wash. Now the dryer might be another story. :becky:

 

[TPW]

Well, at least you won't destroy a twenty if you leave it in your pocket before the wash. Now the dryer might be another story. :becky:

Actually I haven't tested them against the heat but I can tell you that if they get too cold, the clear window part of the bill can rip and when you consider how cold the winters can get up here, you have to wonder about the competency of those who designed the new bills. :bad:

 

[drfrankencock]

Actually I haven't tested them against the heat but I can tell you that if they get too cold, the clear window part of the bill can rip and when you consider how cold the winters can get up here, you have to wonder about the competency of those who designed the new bills. :bad:

Wow. We're now pondering the competency of bureaucrats? Please point me to nearest punch bowl.

 

[BigO]

It is Friday night DFC! I'll get the toaster and streamers, you find a porcupine and 30 balloons. Not 29...not 31...exactly 30.

Ready?

 

[drfrankencock]

It is Friday night DFC! I'll get the toaster and streamers, you find a porcupine and 30 balloons. Not 29...not 31...exactly 30.

Ready?

If you are going to try indoctrinating me into porcupine jelqs I have to warn you, I'm not ready for the advanced stuff from the secret part of the gym. But I'll get the porcupines anyway. Cause it's the expected social custom.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I would choose bottom half because I would get a bit lonely having nothing to talk to. I don't think I would be able to learn the language of fish.

I would be genius and ugly because like TPW says. We become not as pretty as we were when we age and become old. Wrinkles and whatnot.

The professional athlete/musician is a tough one for me but I will have to say athlete. I enjoy sports and when I was younger and played golf like a nut I wanted to be a professional golfer. I played a pretty good game, though there were better players out there.

Would you rather be able to

A) Fly
or
B) Move objects with your mind (You can't move your own body making you have the ability to fly)

B) Move objects with my mind

 

[Stormtrooper]

Would you rather make love to Joan Rivers, or
have dinner without sex with Andriana Lima
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Dinner

 

[Stormtrooper]

These are too easy. How about a hard one?

You are a middle manager for a business that has been hit hard by the economic down turn. You have four employees and your boss tells you that your branch is being down-sized and you need to fire someone. Your employees are:

Employee 1 - Male, 53 yr old, kids are raised and independent, wife stopped working to deal with illness that requires frequent medical treatment and medication. Employed the longest by the company

Employee 2 - Female, 48 yr old, one kid in college, one a senior in HS, widowed 20 yrs earlier.

Employee 3 - Male, 40 yr old, three kids ranging from elementary school to HS. Married, spouse working just over minimum wage.

Employee 4 - Female, 35 yr old, newly married. Husband just lost his job.

Who do you fire and why? (you don't get to say no-one)

Empolyee 2 because she basically has no one but her self to take care of.

 

[TPW]

Would you rather...

A) Never use your cell/smartphone again?

or

B) Never laugh again?

 

[TPW]

Would you rather...

A) Forget who you are?

or

B) Forge who everyone else is?

 

[drfrankencock]

It would cut down on a lot of laughs, but A. I would have to start carrying a small camera too. And an MP3 player. And I'd need to get a watch. I'd have to buy an alarm clock. Paper and pen for my shopping list. Hell, this isn't funny.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Would you rather...

a) go back in time and meet your ancestors? (pre 1800's)

OR

b) go into the future and meet your great grandchildren? (post 2200)

A) because I would stay in the past an become a millionaire off all my future knowledge and also because the future could be an a lot worse of a place to live there's no way of knowing, at least with the past we know what our future there holds and how to avoid certain things like natural disasters / wars and what not.

 

[MrB8]

Would you rather...

A) Never use your cell/smartphone again?

or

B) Never laugh again?

Definitely never use my cell/smartphone again, laughter is priceless, cant do without, sometimes, all one needs is to laugh or see someone smile!

 

[Stormtrooper]

Would you rather...

a) Change something about your past?

OR

b) See what your future holds?

A) change something about my past.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Would you rather...

A) Never use your cell/smartphone again?

or

B) Never laugh again?

A) because I would get more stuff done and people got along fine for years before them.