Today is...

[not2big]

Today is:

July 8

Today is Be a Kid Again Day!
Today is Math 2.0 Day!
Today is National Don't Put All Your Eggs in One Omelet Day!
Today is National Ice Cream Sundae Day!
Today is National Milk Chocolate with Almonds Day!
Today is SCUD Day (Savor the Comic, Unplug the Drama)!
Today is Video Game Day!

 

[getinbig]

not2big, how about dark chocolate with almonds...what day is that...?

 

[not2big]

not2big, how about dark chocolate with almonds...what day is that...?

January 3: National Chocolate-Covered Cherries Day
January 10: National Bittersweet Chocolate Day
January 27: National Chocolate Cake Day
February 1: National Dark Chocolate Day
February 14: National Cream-Filled Chocolates Day
February 19: National Chocolate Mint Day
February 28: National Chocolate Souffle Day
March 19: National Chocolate Caramel Day
March 24: National Chocolate-Covered Raisins Day
April 21: National Chocolate-Covered Cashews Day
May 1: National Chocolate Parfait Day
May 2: National Chocolate Mousse Day
May 3: National Chocolate Custard Day
May 12: National Nutty Fudge Day
May 15: National Chocolate Chip Day
June 3: National Chocolate Macaron Day
June 7: National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
June 26: National Chocolate Pudding Day
June 22: National Chocolate Eclair Day
July 8: National Milk Chocolate with Almonds Day
July 28: National Milk Chocolate Day
August 20: National Chocolate Pecan Pie Day
September 12: National Chocolate Milkshake Day
September 22: National White Chocolate Day
September 27: National Chocolate Milk Day
October 18: National Chocolate Cupcake Day
October 28: National Chocolate Day
November 7: National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day
December 16: National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day
December 28: National Chocolate Day

 

[not2big]

Today is:

July 9

Today is Call of the Horizon Day!

Today is Fashion Day!

Today is Martyrdom of the Bab!

Today is National Don't Put all your Eggs in One Omelet Day! (I thought we already had that yesterday.)

Today is National No Bra Day!

Today is National Sugar Cookie Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is:

July 10

Collector Car Appreciation Day!
Cow Appreciation Day!
Don't Step on a Bee Day!
National Clerihew Day!
National Piña Colada Day!
Pick Blueberries Day!
Teddy Bear Picnic Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is:

July 16

Get to Know Your Customer Day!
is National Corn Fritter Day!
National Fresh Spinach Day!
National Personal Chef Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is:

July 17

National Peach Ice Cream Day!
National Tattoo Day!
World Day for International Justice!
Wrong Way Corrigan Day!
Yellow Pig Day!

 

[JonPop]

Wow! What a fooking coincidence.
Just yesterday, I went out and bought a Yellow Pig.

 

[longerlastingnoob]

I knew I should of kept it.

 

[JonPop]

You never gave her a chance to be herself.
She is so happy with me.
You should see her in Cusp's Tutu and red pumps, ham hocks to die for.

 

[CUSP82]

I knew you never gave my stuff back! Okay then I'm keeping your socks!

 

[Frog]

^ awesome!

 

[JonPop]

Pffffft! Those old things?

 

[Dangler]

Are you sure its not jaundiced ?

 

[JonPop]

Well, when I look into her baby blue eyes, I think her liver is going to taste fine.

 

[not2big]

Today should have been July 18

National Caviar Day!
National Woodie Wagon Day!
Nelson Mandela International Day!
Perfect Family Day!
Toss Away the "Could Haves" and "Should Haves" Day!

 

[JonPop]

Yeah. I need a wagon to haul around my woodie.

 

[not2big]

In History:

390 BC - Roman-Gaulish Wars: Battle of the Allia - a Roman army is defeated by raiding Gauls, leading to the subsequent sacking of Rome.

64 - Great Fire of Rome begins under the Emperor Nero

1737 - Battle at Banja Luka: Turkish army beats Austrians

1925 - Adolf Hitler publishes Mein Kampf (original title was the catchy "Four and a Half Years (of Struggle) Against Lies, Stupidity and Cowardice")

1938 - Douglas "Wrong Way" Corrigan arrives in Ireland-left NY for Calif.

1955 - 1st electric power generated from atomic energy sold commercially

1966 - Carl Sagan turns 1 billion seconds old

1974 - World's tallest structure, 646-m Polish radio mast, completed

2012 - Kim Jong-un is officially appointed Supreme Leader of North Korea and given the rank of Marshal in the Korean People's Army and takes home first place trophy in Barber Awards contest.

 

[not2big]

Today is:

July 19

Flight Attendant Safety Professionals' Day!
National Daiquiri Day!
National Flitch Day!
National Ice Cream Day!
National Raspberry Cake Day!
New Friends Day!
Stick Out Your Tongue Day!

 

[closed224]

All things that make my tongue hard.