Toadstool's progress

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
I think a growth spurt is coming. I only sometimes hit 1/8" above 7.5. Another month or so and maybe I'll have gotten there, or further. It's weird to see my jibblets so close to 8" long. No gains in the girth yet. I'm not going to seriously focus on it until I get 8.5" long.
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
thanks haha. My soon-to-be gain.
All the credit goes to BigAl. Without him, I'd be tugging and twisting my jibblets without any luck.
 

JonPop

Retired Sr. Administrator , PEGym Hero
Joined
Feb 8, 2008
Messages
16,754
Reaction score
482
Points
0
Location
Reunited with his dear wife Holly.
"V" Jelqs. The secret (shhhh) of girth gains. Plus they just feel so damn good.
And yes...We had all just come back from a party at Cusp's house and were pretty drunk the night we made you a Mod. But, you seem to be doing a fairly adequate job, so I guess we'll keep you.

Like your log. (jP
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
I guess that's a compliment from a hardass like you.
Thanks for stopping by
 

mr.growmymeat

Registered
Well Done !
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
309
Reaction score
9
Points
0
Location
Midwest
"V" Jelqs. The secret (shhhh) of girth gains. Plus they just feel so damn good.
And yes...We had all just come back from a party at Cusp's house and were pretty drunk the night we made you a Mod. But, you seem to be doing a fairly adequate job, so I guess we'll keep you.

Like your log. (jP
V-Jelqs make me feel like I'm going to have a giant mushroom tip.

Nice Gains Toadstool and Yoshi is better.. in mario kart.
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Nice Gains Toadstool and Yoshi is better.. in mario kart.
You could only say that through the safety of the internet. I would have to bust out the oldschool gaming console and school you with Toadstool.

haha thanks for stopping by.
 

somebodyelse

Registered
Well Done !
Joined
Jan 31, 2010
Messages
4,626
Reaction score
278
Points
0
LOL! I see you're still trudging along! Keep it up, my man!
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Thanks for stopping by Somebodyelse :)

I do believe I am officially 7.75" BPEL long. Thanks BigAl
7" NBPEL
 
Last edited:

needhelp

Registered
Well Done !
Joined
Feb 16, 2011
Messages
387
Reaction score
11
Points
0
I just finished reading a story about how a guy would do 5 weeks on (with a routine of 3 days on, 2 off) and then take a whole week off.
That's... So little!
Next week, I'm taking it off. I'm going to incorporate week-long breaks into my routine. I wonder if edging counts?

So, Saturday, December 10 was when I started my week-long break. I'm picking it up Sunday, December 18th.

When I start up again, here is what my routine will look like:
15-20 minute warm up with a rice sock
JP90 stretches to get it started.
45 second mandingo stretches x 4
60 second internal stretches x 2
35 second bundled stretches x 4
All this x2
(about 14 minutes of stretching)

I cool down for about 5 minutes with a cold cloth.
Then I warm up again for 10-15 minutes with the rice sock

60 jelqs
6 Uli V jelqs
x3

Then a warm-down of 10-20 minutes.


To anyone reading this, I aim for 5 days on, 2 days off sort of deal. Sometimes it's more, sometimes it's less.
I try to be generous with my resting days and I pay good attention to my PIs. I like the week-long break idea. I'm going to do that more often.

I'll be honest, sometimes I don't make it through the jelqing part of the work out. I start to feel... cramped? It's uncomfortable. Most of the time, it all feels good, but sometimes it starts to border painful.
I stop immediately when this happens and warm down.

Supplements I take:
Ginko Biloba
Fish Oils
zinc
Protein supplements

I'm also very active. I'm at the gym almost every day. I do cardio, I lift weights. I eat amazingly healthy. I'm known as the "health freak" to all my friends. I'm vegetarian.
I do smoke pot. However, 1 gram lasts me 1 month or more.
I drink on occasion. Maybe 1 beer, or a glass of wine. Not big into alcohol

Oh yea,
I also do kegels and edging.
I do kegels every day, either with the routine (in the JP stretches), or I do 3-5 sets of 50 kegels, with one 10-20 second hold at the end every other day.
Edging I do for 20-40 minutes when I can. I want to DO and MMO... but it's not coming so great.

holy sh*t..that might last me a couple of days lol
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
The routine, or the pot? lol
I'm a super light weight with pot. I smoked a joint a couple of nights ago with a friend... I swear, I'm still high.
 

needhelp

Registered
Well Done !
Joined
Feb 16, 2011
Messages
387
Reaction score
11
Points
0
The routine, or the pot? lol
I'm a super light weight with pot. I smoked a joint a couple of nights ago with a friend... I swear, I'm still high.

the ganja..id be like you if i had to pay for it lol but im in a fortunate situation
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Bahaha. I used to live with a grower+dealer and it was ALL DAY EVERY DAY BABY.

It's cool because it doesn't really affect my health too much. I can still run and function just fine. Not anymore. Now I take one hit of a joint and I'm a fuckin' zombie. Sadface.
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Dear PE diary...

I read a thread today. I forget the title, but it was about how some guy used a banana as a makeshift dildo. Afterwards, he measured the fruit and found it to be 7x5.1.
I'm 7.75x5.5
I have never once thought to myself, wow that thing looks as big as a banana. Just today I was edging and thought to myself, this thing looks like it's 5 inches. I must be measuring wrong. I measured it, and it was two ticks away from 7.75 (So I'm not OFFICIALLY 7.75" BPEL)
A banana looks so much thicker. and longer. I thought it would be more along the 8x6.5 range.

Not that I care. I'm just surprised is all. Props to the guy who can watch his girl take a banana and not feel emasculated. Too many guys take offence at their girl having been with a bigger guy, or using something bigger than themselves. A serious, deep offence that they know is illogical, but hurts all the same. Most of the guys even acknowledge that it's illogical.
It's like this base-level belief that bigger=better.

I once read about the Irish Elk and their relation to sexual selection. This was a university course of ecology, where we related a lot of animal behaviours back to Darwin's theories of evolution.
Now, the Irish Elk are a good example of 'runaway selection,' where a single feature is so sought after and so exaggerated that it actually begins to harm the animal's fitness (Fitness being their ability to procreate and survive). It was their antlers that eventually brought these elk to extinction.
The antlers are thought to be some sort of phallic symbol. Bigger antlers means a stronger elk male to do battle and protect the herd. The females would mate with the elk with the biggest antlers and, over time, they became so large that the males had a hard time lifting their head, nevermind protecting anyone.

Every time I log onto PEgym.com, I am always reminded of this. Guys go about their day with this core value that a bigger dick = better. I'm convinced it's not true. I don't buy that "media" hype argument. I think the media is a product of man's internal beliefs, and it feeds those beliefs back to us. So those thoughts already had to have been there.
What is it about this that gets to men so much? They feel as though they are lesser of a man if they don't add up in every way. I'm not even sure if it's about the size of the dick that's the issue, or maybe some internal, self-defacing value system.
You'll have guys who will say "if only I was more in shape, I'd be better." Or guys who say "I'm bald, so girls won't like me." Or guys with some other imperfection and it affects them on a deep level. I think penis size is really just one more thing guys can hate on themselves for. And I'll bet guys are good at justifying why it makes them less of a man. "Girls like it bigger!" "It looks better bigger" and on and on.

Like the elk, guys are so infatuated with the thought of having a bigger penis, that they will even hurt themselves to get it, emotionally primarily, and even physically (with the use of steroids, injections, surgeries, rushing PE).

I once read something about Dimebag Darrel (RIP). It said something to the effect of, "He is a really short guy, but his personality made him seem larger than life." That always stuck with me, how perception can change the thing you see. Like those times you see one person and they become either more or less attractive depending on how they behave.
I'll bet the same is true for performance in bed. If you can make someone want you, then it won't matter how big your jibblets are. There will be a memorable experience for both of you.
There are members with above-average sized ding dongs who are very insecure about their size. So the size isn't the real problem in my eyes. It's the perception of the person looking down at their ding dong.
If you want to stop feeling bad about your size, then you have to love your body for the way it is. Love yourself. Enjoy yourself, and forget the numbers or how it looks. Don't give someone else the power to make you feel bad.

That's the lesson I learned from this place.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: JonPop

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Here's a new routine. The PNF + Uli #3's didn't give me any gains, so I've been switched to mini sessions of jelqing.
I'll do a base amount of 200 reps to start, divided into 2 or 3 sessions in a day.

It'll look like this:
morning: Warm up> 110 jelqs > Warm down
Night : Warm up > 110 jelqs > Warm down
I'll also be doing my edging and kegels as well.

Each mini session has a lower overall intensity, so I'm able to increase the number of total reps in a day by about 10-20%.
I'll also be increasing the intensity of the base reps by 1-2% each workout.
I could probably do more reps in each mini session than i posted above, but I want to take it slow.

Tomorrow, I'll do 120 in each mini session.
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
I'll be alternating between routine A & B throughout the week.

Routine A: mini sessions consisting of 2-4 Warm up> Jelq > (edging) > Warm down. (Edging wouldn't be in each mini session. Once a day only)
Jelqing would start at low and working my way up slowly over time. I can do a full hour of straight jelqing and still see great PIs, so I'll be testing myself in this. It's still to be updated as to how fast I'll be increasing the increments.

Routine B: Warm up > Biker lock hanger > Towel raises > Warm down
This one is to help with my turtling.
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Monday, July 2
Warm up > 130 Jelqs > 10 minutes start/stop > Warm down
Warm up > 77 jelqs > Warm down
Warm up > 77 Jelqs > Warm down
 

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Tuesday, July 3rd

Warm up > 74? minutes Biker lock hanger > 60 towel raises > 5 minutes start/stop > Warm down

I was aiming for 74 minutes, but I didn't watch the clock. I don't know when I started, so I took a guess. It's +/- 5 minutes. I think? heh...
 
Last edited:

Toadstool

Senior Member
Well Done !
Joined
Jul 1, 2011
Messages
7,024
Reaction score
417
Points
0
Wednesday, July 4
Warm up > 134 Jelqs > 7 minutes start/stop > Warm down
Warm up > 80 jelqs > Warm down
Warm up > 80 Jelqs > warm down

I'm already fuller and turtling less. I have great EQ. It's at about 11... What I previously thought was a 10 just isn't as hard or full as what I'm getting now.
According to the JP90, two milking motions = 1 rep. I've been doing 1 motion per rep. So that means the numbers are actually half of what you probably thought I was doing. I keep it very short, but I compensate by making it very intense. I use a fairly strong grip.
 
Last edited: