Stupid things you've done while being drunk :)

[MrBigDick]

And all of what I've read on this thread is WHY I don't drink to excess........I got drunk once and I DID NOT ENJOY IT! I never got sick but the feeling of the room spinning.....yeah, fuck that, no thanks....I prefer to remember what I did the night before...

 

[DemOne]

And all of what I've read on this thread is WHY I don't drink to excess........I got drunk once and I DID NOT ENJOY IT! I never got sick but the feeling of the room spinning.....yeah, fuck that, no thanks....I prefer to remember what I did the night before...

That's not just being drunk, that's wasted to the point of nearly passing out.

 

[Revolved]

And all of what I've read on this thread is WHY I don't drink to excess........I got drunk once and I DID NOT ENJOY IT! I never got sick but the feeling of the room spinning.....yeah, fuck that, no thanks....I prefer to remember what I did the night before...

It gets better, or worse in time, depending on who you are.

 

[SeaCock]

Wow! I have a couple I can share...one I could most like get away with here without getting banned! Ok..make that 2...just remembered another one! Both have to do with girls and sex! The main reason I quit drinking 32 yars ago! YEAH! QUIT!

Once I walked up to guy that big as a house in a redneck bar (cowboy bar, for you guys across the big pond) that had long hair like a women. "I told him he looked like a fat bitch!" He said "WHAT?" So I told him again! I watch his knuckles all the to my nose...never moved or blinked until he hit me. I think I seen stars for an hour after that. Broke my nose in to different places!

Another time a buddy, in his truck, and I, in my car, were traveling at 70+mph on a two lane road about 2am in the morning. He turned his headlights off, so I did too! I was nearly kissing his back bumper. You could easily have stepped off my hood into the back of the truck. I'm not sure how many miles we covered, but we pasedt a police car that a drunk pulled over at more 70 mph. I never seen them because I was right on his azz! He going pulled over, I didn't...not sure why he didn't pull me over.

 

[TheSperminator]

Wow! I have a couple I can share...one I could most like get away with here without getting banned! Ok..make that 2...just remembered another one! Both have to do with girls and sex! The main reason I quit drinking 32 yars ago! YEAH! QUIT!

Once I walked up to guy that big as a house in a redneck bar (cowboy bar, for you guys across the big pond) that had long hair like a women. "I told him he looked like a fat bitch!" He said "WHAT?" So I told him again! I watch his knuckles all the to my nose...never moved or blinked until he hit me. I think I seen stars for an hour after that. Broke my nose in to different places!

Another time a buddy, in his truck, and I, in my car, were traveling at 70+mph on a two lane road about 2am in the morning. He turned his headlights off, so I did too! I was nearly kissing his back bumper. You could easily have stepped off my hood into the back of the truck. I'm not sure how many miles we covered, but we pasedt a police car that a drunk pulled over at more 70 mph. I never seen them because I was right on his azz! He going pulled over, I didn't...not sure why he didn't pull me over.

Haha awesome stories!

 

[CUSP82]

Oh you really wouldn't want to know!!

 

[TheSperminator]

Oh you really wouldn't want to know!!

Haha I swear to god I was thinking awhile back about saying "I wonder all the things CUSP would have done while being drunk"

 

[DemOne]

Oh you really wouldn't want to know!!

I do.

 

[CUSP82]

Nah you really really don't want to.Besides I've been doing it for soo long. You should have seen me at the Buffet concert last week? I didn't think I would even talk to me after that!

 

[Toadstool]

He sends me photos and promises via text message. How very unprofessional of me to make a website about it... www.sharinghiscookies.net

 

[DemOne]

Nah you really really don't want to.Besides I've been doing it for soo long. You should have seen me at the Buffet concert last week? I didn't think I would even talk to me after that!

No, I really really do want to.

 

[Padawan787]

Come on CUSP, tell us!

When I check this thread tomorrow I fully expect stories, lots and lots of stories

 

[TheSperminator]

I'd also like to know some stuff CUSP has done while being drunk. Hey, it's an anonymous forum and it would be a good laugh!

 

[sandiego27]

Done so many stupid things while drunk I can't remember em all.

One of the worst was punching a wall and breaking my hand, didn't even realize it was broke till the next day, gogo alcohol!

 

[TheSperminator]

Done so many stupid things while drunk I can't remember em all.

One of the worst was punching a wall and breaking my hand, didn't even realize it was broke till the next day, gogo alcohol!

Haha why do you punch a wall?

 

[blulite]

to date, wow... so so many stupid things... been arrested several times for various crimes inc... drink driving, violence, grabing a girls ass (yes this is sexual assalut TOADY!), got ran over, peed in the wardrobe, peed my pants (on several occasions) stubbled when trying to take a dump and shat myself... been beaten up on numerous occasions, fucked my friends girls,soe how manated to get 5 counties over with no money and only a bottle of vodka in hand... got arrseted for drugs and firearms offences, fallen asleep in various public places. the list is endless lol ... mostly the end result is me being arrested.... or at least it did till 3 year ago.... im doing good atm lol

 

[TheSperminator]

to date, wow... so so many stupid things... been arrested several times for various crimes inc... drink driving, violence, grabing a girls ass (yes this is sexual assalut TOADY!), got ran over, peed in the wardrobe, peed my pants (on several occasions) stubbled when trying to take a dump and shat myself... been beaten up on numerous occasions, fucked my friends girls,soe how manated to get 5 counties over with no money and only a bottle of vodka in hand... got arrseted for drugs and firearms offences, fallen asleep in various public places. the list is endless lol ... mostly the end result is me being arrested.... or at least it did till 3 year ago.... im doing good atm lol

Wow reading all this really makes me think I'm doing quite okay actually

 

[sandiego27]

Long story short I was basically trying to intimidate a guy without actually hitting/fighting him (Even when I'm sh1tfaced I'm pretty non-violent), so I opted to punch the wall several inches from his face instead. He got the message loud and clear and that was the end of that, but my hand got the stud in the wall dead center, titanium plate, 6 screws and physical therapy due to negligence on the hospitals part, they gave me staph infection.

That bottle of Southern Comfort turned into thousands of dollars through my medical insurance and six months of physical therapy, lesson learned.

 

[CUSP82]

Try hanging a guy out a third floor dorm window with another guy by his feet just because he was a jerk. Now that was fun!

 

[DemOne]

Try hanging a guy out a third floor dorm window with another guy by his feet just because he was a jerk. Now that was fun!

I think I would enjoy getting drunk around you.