Stupid things you've done while being drunk :)

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I also once smashed a car with a brick and even an entree from a building. The noise was terrible. I never ran so fast in my life .. We drove home and we saw the police car stop at the "crime scene" .. I was terrified for 2 months after that. That someone would come knocking on my door.
 

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Oh, then there was the time a couple of us went solo climbing on rotted granite in Sun Valley. Alas, I think one drunk and stupid, I should be dead, story is enough for one thread. The sad thing about this is, I have more than a few I could tell.

It just goes to show that if you live long enough you, can get smarter.
 
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How about cow tipping, Did you know that an enraged bull can cross an uneven surface, like a pasture, much quicker than the average intoxicated human. I'll always be grateful to the multiply target strategy, some of which were screaming. As it turns out a well motivated inebriate can vault a five foot high barbed wire fence at a dead run, when given the proper motivation.

I hope TheSperminator is feeling better. I'm really not sure how I survived my twenties.

 

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I've done ALOT of stupid sh*t in my 41 years on earth and alcohol was never a contributing factor..............just me being a guy most times...lol
 
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I've done ALOT of stupid sh*t in my 41 years on earth and alcohol was never a contributing factor..............just me being a guy most times...lol
Haha, nice. Yeah if I'm drinking I'm usually sitting down chilling out to be honest. I'm a very placid drunk.
 

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After reading what y'all hav done, I am the most boring person in the world when it comes to stupid things while drunk.

Here is mine:

I was underaged and pretty buzzed in a bar. This gorgeous girl (I wasn't that drunk to know she was good looking) came and sat beside me. She said she is getting married tomorrow and wants to have a last one night stand. She buys me a drink and chats me up. I was very new to drinking and had lost my coordination. I reach over to touch her and spill my drink (that she bought me) on her. She was pissed but still sat with me. She then buys me another drink, chit chat and shortly after, I spill that one on her in the same way.

I guess one spill she could handle. Two. Well, she just got up and thanked me for my company and walked off.
 

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After reading what y'all hav done, I am the most boring person in the world when it comes to stupid things while drunk.

Here is mine:

I was underaged and pretty buzzed in a bar. This gorgeous girl (I wasn't that drunk to know she was good looking) came and sat beside me. She said she is getting married tomorrow and wants to have a last one night stand. She buys me a drink and chats me up. I was very new to drinking and had lost my coordination. I reach over to touch her and spill my drink (that she bought me) on her. She was pissed but still sat with me. She then buys me another drink, chit chat and shortly after, I spill that one on her in the same way.

I guess one spill she could handle. Two. Well, she just got up and thanked me for my company and walked off.

I can imagine how terrible the feeling you had was! :D
 

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How about cow tipping, Did you know that an enraged bull can cross an uneven surface, like a pasture, much quicker than the average intoxicated human. I'll always be grateful to the multiply target strategy, some of which were screaming. As it turns out a well motivated inebriate can vault a five foot high barbed wire fence at a dead run, when given the proper motivation.

I hope TheSperminator is feeling better. I'm really not sure how I survived my twenties.


Cow tipping is awesome! ;) i've had great fun doing that in the past lol
 

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How about cow tipping, Did you know that an enraged bull can cross an uneven surface, like a pasture, much quicker than the average intoxicated human. I'll always be grateful to the multiply target strategy, some of which were screaming. As it turns out a well motivated inebriate can vault a five foot high barbed wire fence at a dead run, when given the proper motivation.

I hope TheSperminator is feeling better. I'm really not sure how I survived my twenties.


Haha :D I also did that once with friends .. We were even so stupid to try to see if a door from a local farmer was open .. Just for the thrill.. I would never harm somebody but it's just the combination of alcohol and the thrill.. Luckily it was closed because I am sure we would've broken in just for the heck of it..
 

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You know that I'm now even scared that the police will read this and come at my doorstep :p I'm serious.
 

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That is a really good way to get shot, and no one could fault the farmer for it, either.
 

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But I have to add that in Belgium we can't carry guns around like in the US. Farmers here probably don't own a gun. We need to be part of a shooting club if we want to own a gun.. So chances are small I would've got shot that night.
 

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Farmers always have guns!

The US and the EU are quite similar in terms of legislation, I.E. you need a permit/license in order to own a gun, the biggest difference between the two is how easy it is to obtain one.

Most of my neighbours have guns, I would imagine that Belgian law wouldn't be too different to French law.
 
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But I have to add that in Belgium we can't carry guns around like in the US. Farmers here probably don't own a gun. We need to be part of a shooting club if we want to own a gun.. So chances are small I would've got shot that night.
This year, the state I live in passed a law that says you can open or conceal carry a firearm into any government building so long as you only have it on the first floor. That includes police departments, the DMV, tax collectors offices, court houses, the governors mansion, etc.

'Merica, fuck yeah!

Padawan, you don't need a permit or license to own a firearm in the US. You only need one to legally carry a firearm concealed. Open carry is legal without a permit in pretty much every state. You just have to be a non-felon 18 years of age or older to own a rifle or shotgun, and 21 years of age or older to own a handgun.
 

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Really? I haven't studied any american law yet! Wow, that is terrifying lol I had thought that a permit was required, amazing that it is only needed for carrying concealed weapons.
 

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Really? I haven't studied any american law yet! Wow, that is terrifying lol I had thought that a permit was required, amazing that it is only needed for carrying concealed weapons.

Your head will start hurting when you start studying American laws.