Sperm.. Sounds like a party to me! We need to hang out.. LMAO
Haha
Sperm.. Sounds like a party to me! We need to hang out.. LMAO
Haha, nice. Yeah if I'm drinking I'm usually sitting down chilling out to be honest. I'm a very placid drunk.I've done ALOT of stupid sh*t in my 41 years on earth and alcohol was never a contributing factor..............just me being a guy most times...lol
After reading what y'all hav done, I am the most boring person in the world when it comes to stupid things while drunk.
Here is mine:
I was underaged and pretty buzzed in a bar. This gorgeous girl (I wasn't that drunk to know she was good looking) came and sat beside me. She said she is getting married tomorrow and wants to have a last one night stand. She buys me a drink and chats me up. I was very new to drinking and had lost my coordination. I reach over to touch her and spill my drink (that she bought me) on her. She was pissed but still sat with me. She then buys me another drink, chit chat and shortly after, I spill that one on her in the same way.
I guess one spill she could handle. Two. Well, she just got up and thanked me for my company and walked off.
How about cow tipping, Did you know that an enraged bull can cross an uneven surface, like a pasture, much quicker than the average intoxicated human. I'll always be grateful to the multiply target strategy, some of which were screaming. As it turns out a well motivated inebriate can vault a five foot high barbed wire fence at a dead run, when given the proper motivation.
I hope TheSperminator is feeling better. I'm really not sure how I survived my twenties.
How about cow tipping, Did you know that an enraged bull can cross an uneven surface, like a pasture, much quicker than the average intoxicated human. I'll always be grateful to the multiply target strategy, some of which were screaming. As it turns out a well motivated inebriate can vault a five foot high barbed wire fence at a dead run, when given the proper motivation.
I hope TheSperminator is feeling better. I'm really not sure how I survived my twenties.
That is a really good way to get shot, and no one could fault the farmer for it, either.
This year, the state I live in passed a law that says you can open or conceal carry a firearm into any government building so long as you only have it on the first floor. That includes police departments, the DMV, tax collectors offices, court houses, the governors mansion, etc.But I have to add that in Belgium we can't carry guns around like in the US. Farmers here probably don't own a gun. We need to be part of a shooting club if we want to own a gun.. So chances are small I would've got shot that night.
Really? I haven't studied any american law yet! Wow, that is terrifying lol I had thought that a permit was required, amazing that it is only needed for carrying concealed weapons.

