Stupid things you've done while being drunk :)

[TheSperminator]

Guess it's time to start posting again. This friday, whisky only and whisky makes me a badass I almost got in a fight with a cop, made out with a hot blonde chick within 30 seconds of seeing her dance(sober friends confirmed hotness), hooked up my friend with some random chick on the dancefloor. As I was leaving the club I climbed up on the higher part of a bench and marked my teritory. And another time I got drunk I stole some girls shoes and threw them into different directions, just to piss her off.

Haha awesome!

 

[Nihilanth]

I was drunk last night and a lot of weird sh*t happened... Neighbours car got the worse, he's not even angry because of it. I've managed to body slam drivers door so hard that's almost impossible to open them. We did it with a crowbar, now we can't close it... Window was lowered and it's crushed inside. I don't remember anything, they said that he was teasing me, I just smiled and start running, slammed the car and moved it some 2 feet away.

 

[TheSperminator]

I was drunk last night and a lot of weird sh*t happened... Neighbours car got the worse, he's not even angry because of it. I've managed to body slam drivers door so hard that's almost impossible to open them. We did it with a crowbar, now we can't close it... Window was lowered and it's crushed inside. I don't remember anything, they said that he was teasing me, I just smiled and start running, slammed the car and moved it some 2 feet away.

That's just stupid.

 

[Nihilanth]

"Bad idea" is my nickname...

 

[TheSperminator]

"Bad idea" is my nickname...

Haha I see ..

 

[TheSperminator]

Went out yesterday. Got drunk as fuck again.

I didn't pay attention to my so called best friend. We came there both without letting things know at each other.
I became wasted, at the end it was just me and my cousin. I walked up to 2 girls and got rejected big time, ofcourse ..

Then I came home. I started texting a chat-thing on tv to have telephone sex with a girl.. I feel pethatic at the moment. I hope nobody of my friends saw those text messages on tv. It was like 5-6 am.

I woke up, didn't know how a bottle of fanta ended up next to my bed and all ..

 

[Nihilanth]

Drank too much young wine, was clumsy, fired a crossbow, bolt hit the wall and a lot of debris ended in my eyes... Sand, some cement... barely washed that out ... At least now I know that my crossbows can get the sh*t done. \m/

 

[TheSperminator]

Drank too much young wine, was clumsy, fired a crossbow, bolt hit the wall and a lot of debris ended in my eyes... Sand, some cement... barely washed that out ... At least now I know that my crossbows can get the sh*t done. \m/

Hahaha Oh god, the things people do while being drunk awesome.

 

[Mikes Mrs]

......yesterday we were at a braai/ barbeque, most of us had a few to many, got into an erotic watermelon fight. This young guy had been flirting and comming on to me a lot during the day, so I walked over and kissed him while pushing some watermelon down the front of his pants. Anyway warm creamy sticky cum tastes lekker with watermelon juice. I think someone mentioned on here if a guy eats watermelon it improves the taste. I just want to say he does not have to actually eat it. lol

 

[Closed039]

Had to piss real bad in the cab and had a beer bottle on me. I filled it in like two seconds, had a chance to either perform the ultimate kegel and clamp the flow, chose instead to piss all over the floor.

 

[blulite]

Had to piss real bad in the cab and had a beer bottle on me. I filled it in like two seconds, had a chance to either perform the ultimate kegel and clamp the flow, chose instead to piss all over the floor.

i done the same thing on a bus once, had a 45 min journey to make with no stops and had been drinking a lot all evening, about ten mins into the journey i was bursting, so just whipped it out and peed on the floor, i was sat giggling to myself as i watched the stream flow to the front of the bus lol

 

[blulite]

another one to add, i once was so drunk that i decided to steal a car, thinking it was a good idea, i gathered an empty pizza box and proceeded to try and open the car door with it..... my friends just stood and laughed as i really had no idea what on earth i was doing. needless to say i was reminded of it swiftly the next morning and was not let live it down for weeks afterwards.

 

[TheSperminator]

......yesterday we were at a braai/ barbeque, most of us had a few to many, got into an erotic watermelon fight. This young guy had been flirting and comming on to me a lot during the day, so I walked over and kissed him while pushing some watermelon down the front of his pants. Anyway warm creamy sticky cum tastes lekker with watermelon juice. I think someone mentioned on here if a guy eats watermelon it improves the taste. I just want to say he does not have to actually eat it. lol

I thought you had a boyfriend?

 

[TheSperminator]

Had to piss real bad in the cab and had a beer bottle on me. I filled it in like two seconds, had a chance to either perform the ultimate kegel and clamp the flow, chose instead to piss all over the floor.

Haha drunk laziness

 

[TheSperminator]

I guess this is more of a weekend thread

 

[ninja_42]

Hmmmm let's see...

When I was young (too young) I drank myself into the hospital.
Since then I've always been a lot more careful about drinking.
I can usually hold my liquor and pace myself pretty well.
However I have this habit of drinking like someone who hates themselves..
__ (by which I mean.. I usually drink on an empty stomach with no chaser...)

My most recent drunk stupidity session wasn't that long ago.
Maybe just short of 2 months ago?
I was at my friend's (girlfriend's) birthday party.
I had helped them setup the party.
We went shopping for all the booze, got all of the decorations setup... So on and so forth.
__ (One thing that I should mention, not sure if it matters.. I'd had a lung infection during that time which I later attributed to mold in my household
__ Also on that very day, I'd had some weird painful heart ache or palpitation of some type. It was very quick, but my chest around my heart area hurt for hours
__ afterward. I asked a nurse about it and she said it was most likely stress-induced)
Anyways, later that day we got the party started. We started a little barbeque and all of the people started showing up.
I took a few shots here, and a few shots there. Had a beer here, and beer there. Drank with this friend, and had a cheers with that friend.
Everything seemed to be all good. Most people I talked to seemed to attribute my later overly-drunken state to the champagne.
I guess that's what fucked me up, it when I grabbed (one of) the champagne bottle(s) and started to horde it to myself.
The bubbles... f*ck those bubbles...

Anyways,... One thing I hadn't mention was that there was a lot of my coworkers there, in fact almost everyone there was a coworker of mine.
I ended up nearly passing out in the backyard puking on myself. Apparently I even did the stupid puke-passed while laying on your back thing (you know, the one that can get you killed...) Luckily my mate brought me in and kept an eye on me...

I basically woke up on the bathroom floor sometime between 4-6 am, sleeping on some pile of clothing near the toilet.
F*ck me I hadn't been that drunk in years.


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I guess maybe it's not that bad - or that embarrassing..
but I mean, I really didn't want to go get puke-all-over-yourself-shitfaced in front of a lot of my coworkers.
I had to work the next day too.
I showed up on time, showered and everything..
I clocked in on time, and just sat there like a zombie for 15 minutes.
Then I talked to my supervisor and just clock the f*ck out and went to a nearby friends house and crashed like a 747 on his couch.



__ Oh... good times.. good ti

 

[TheSperminator]

@Ninja42

I know the feeling. Came crazy drunk at home at 5am, had to work at 7am. I overslept myself ofcourse Ah fuck it, you're only human.

 

[The_Rabbit]

I get feisty as hell when I drink(in thus why I don't drink, HA!)
Rearranged someone's face one night, woke up the next morning wondering where I was, how I got there, who's blood was on my knuckles, and why my hands were a little sore lol
Another night I went trolling around town in the middle of winter with a buddy and a fifth of jack, ALMOST bit the railroad tracks hard. We were running along them and something grabbed one of my feet and my face stopped a couple of inches above one of those metal rails, you wanna talk about ouch.
Lets see here... there was another night I got piss drunk and blacked out, friends thought I was dying of alcohol poisoning and decided they wanted to take me to the hospital. Evidently they got me in the car, said hospital and I took off like a bat from hell... straight into the side of a house >.< but wait there's more! I then proceeded to take off down a sh*t ass road in the middle of BFE running full steam in the middle of the night, no moonlight, nothing just pitch black on a road full of potholes and guess who the lucky guy was to find one! If you guessed me, you'd probably be right haha Twisted my ankle, took half the skin off the palms of my hands, split the entire bottom portion of my chin wide open(still have pics), took some skin off my hip, and completely shredded the bottoms of my toes on my right foot(I was wearing socks haha)
I know there's probably more stories I have it's just a matter of remembering them xD

 

[training hard]

Am i the only one who doesn't drink ? It makes me kind of happy and sad I never in my life got drunk, but I've seen my friends do pretty stupid things while drunk, but I'm not telling haha, I'm sure it's just part of life

 

[TheSperminator]

Am i the only one who doesn't drink ? It makes me kind of happy and sad I never in my life got drunk, but I've seen my friends do pretty stupid things while drunk, but I'm not telling haha, I'm sure it's just part of life

There's nothing wrong with drinking any alcohol. Like you said: it makes you do pretty stupid things