It's crazy how careful you have to he. On the up side, it sounds like you were at least dosed with something fun.
Stupid things you've done while being drunk :)
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To continue this PSA, I once was hammered at a Mastadon show. I was a big fan of straight whisky on the rocks. I would drinks many of these. I'm rocking out with my cock out, not literally...this time.
The problem is I'm so drunk I keep staggering backward into this chick. She's getting sick of it, though not as much as her boyfriend.
Understandably, he grabbed the back of my head and drove me face first into the concrete. I bounced up like a basketball. I'm an idiot, but I'm practically indestructible. I was so drunk I didn't know who did it. My friends were smart enough to tell me who did it the NEXT day.
Being the trooper I am, I went to the restroom to see if I needed to spit out any teeth. Nope, just a bunch of blood. I returned to party on...seeing a pattern here?.
The problem is I'm so drunk I keep staggering backward into this chick. She's getting sick of it, though not as much as her boyfriend.
Understandably, he grabbed the back of my head and drove me face first into the concrete. I bounced up like a basketball. I'm an idiot, but I'm practically indestructible. I was so drunk I didn't know who did it. My friends were smart enough to tell me who did it the NEXT day.
Being the trooper I am, I went to the restroom to see if I needed to spit out any teeth. Nope, just a bunch of blood. I returned to party on...seeing a pattern here?.
I once had diarrea and I left from the party, cycling like hell towards home .. On my way I needed to stop because I had to sh*t next to the church in the bushes .. Still glad nobody saw me back then (hopefully)
Are you refering to the church with the brown carpets? Instead of rice paper and wine...they are now dishing out diarrea tablets and apple extarct to the church Community.
I am tempted to post some of my stupid stories here but don't want everyone to think bad of me. Think my pvt blog a better place.
Ag well here is one. I miss judged a step at a party ( also had a few glasses of wine ) and when I fell my glass broke and the stem cut through the side of my waist just missing my kidney. I was told to leave it in by someone who claimed to be a nurse. I was rushed to the hospital like that red blood oozing out on my dress with the glass stem and foot still lodged. I was embarresed but still giggling. The Doctor attending to me tried to keep a straight face, then had to leave the room. I heard him crying with laughter done the hall. A few moments later another Doctor came to help who was more like a headmaster... Oops at least I didn't sh*t on the sidewalk next to a church for goodness sakes. ( I was not drrrrank, maybe tipsy )
I was hiding in the bushes, it was not on a sidewalk... That would've been emberassing! + I'm a decent person who would never do such thing but I swear to god, you should've feel what I felt that night. I don't know what I ate but omg. I came home crying in tears, tired as hell, straight to the shower, my parents woke up etc .. one of the most emberrassing nights of my life, that's for sure!
Now that I think about it. Somebody probably did something in my drink.
another few to add to my collection, had a party, dot drunk, argued with the gf and some pals, hit the fridge instead of my pal or my gf's psychotic mate who caused the entire disruption and broke my hand, and now i have a cast up to my elbow and its sooo annoying. the friday before the monday i broke my hand, i returned home drunk from the night club and decided to cook... fell asleep and woke up 5 hours later in a house full of smoke with a burned pan on the stove, luckily nothing caught fire. the same night i dropped two full beers trying to use my phone at the same time as drink and also like a fool wore white plimsoles to a club which came home all kinds of wierd and wonderful colours.
I was in this hotel with my friend (he's staying there permanently, it's workers hotel) and I brought some mach (it's half fermented grape juice, the thing before becoming a wine) and they had some drinks and we mixed them a bit and we were all drunk. There were a few (hot) girls and my friend left with them, I was left with this one girl who I know for years. She's a bit weird and she likes me, but is somewhat jelaous because I have some sexual experience with guys. She's also a virgin. So, she was grabbing my crotch and I was getting horny and anked her nicely to just leave me alone. She didn't want to, so I removed most of her clothes (she didn't resist much) and I left only my underwear. I had a raging hardon and she was a bit scared, but I didn't care. I undressed her completelly, was fingering her a little bit, eat her out, but then I was sleepy and I didn't do anything else. I just didn't want to... I could injure her and probably wouldn't be able to stop if she changed her mind. Sooo... No. Also, she probably manipulated me since she knows that I'm not very tolerant to alcohol and probably wasn't as drunk as I was. Next day she was telling every girl that I'm huge. Because of that, some girls who didn't even paying attention to me day before, wanted to meet me.
But that girl is a bit pissed at me, but she knows that I don't want to have sex outside of relationship. I'd date her, but she's acting weird when I bring that up...
But that girl is a bit pissed at me, but she knows that I don't want to have sex outside of relationship. I'd date her, but she's acting weird when I bring that up...
I'd love the fact that girls know I have a big dick. They'll look more sexually at me. + guys will here it too and they'll be like "wow".
i had a great laugh yesterday with this, my girl and 7 of her friends were out for a meal and as women do, they were talking about penis size, bedroom performance etc.... as it turned out i had the best performance, the biggest willy, and the best looks out of all the other blokes and my girl got a lot of stick from her girlfriends for being able to top them all. when she told me about it i was creased with laughter (and had a massive ego boost)....even more so when she told me her best friend had took it upon herself to to discover ways to make her bf's dick bigger and improve his sexual performance. she wants him to start hanging, but has no idea whet on earth it is or how to go about improving anything lmao. i did tell my girl i would pass over some articles ive wrote etc and offer advice, but she said not to. which i can understand considering she now has a bigger ego than i do lol.
Most of them know that since my private pictures got stolen from me and are following me all around. Sometimes go even faster than I do... Few times they were even hitting on me just because of it, but for me no sex before serious relationship.
Guess it's time to start posting again. This friday, whisky only and whisky makes me a badass 
I almost got in a fight with a cop, made out with a hot blonde chick within 30 seconds of seeing her dance(sober friends confirmed hotness), hooked up my friend with some random chick on the dancefloor. As I was leaving the club I climbed up on the higher part of a bench and marked my teritory. And another time I got drunk I stole some girls shoes and threw them into different directions, just to piss her off.
I almost got in a fight with a cop, made out with a hot blonde chick within 30 seconds of seeing her dance(sober friends confirmed hotness), hooked up my friend with some random chick on the dancefloor. As I was leaving the club I climbed up on the higher part of a bench and marked my teritory. And another time I got drunk I stole some girls shoes and threw them into different directions, just to piss her off.
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