NP97's Log

[NP97]

Checking out my hang of flaccidity while making brownies at work last night. Kinda great that I'm taking time off and it's staying strong. I haven't been doing fowfers as much as usual, same with my poopy pulls. Either way, I think (guessing, no measurements yet) I'm looking around 5" flaccid. That would just be freaking awesome. Now to get that SFL up to 8". It's close, I think very close actually. Looking down right now. Fat flaccid as well.

Rambled a bit there. Anyway, did my stretching already. Kegels/reverse as well. I gots stretch marks on me cock!

 

[NP97]

Good stretch in shower today... Nice hang, although bit-o-turtle due to weather. Doing my stretches I noticed my base girth is just big. Like a good inch (and it's quite visible) bigger than the rest.

I had the strangest dream last night. Maybe it was because I was drunk. I was having dinner with my ex at my house. She was still dating the other dude, and we were talking. I'm not going to go into it a lot (it's just odd, I don't remember dreams this well... ever) but the conversation we had went kinda like this.
I am N she is J. Kinda Long.
"How you been J?"
"I've been doing really well, you N?"
"Good. How are things with you and your BF?"
"Good I guess."
"What's that mean."
"Well, he has really been wanting to have sex, but I don't know if I can do it with him."
"Wait... you haven't had sex yet? It's been like 3 months or something."
"Well, we have done things, just not sex."
"Why not? He's probably getting frustrated."
"Well, he... yeah. I mean, I've done oral and stuff. He's a lot easier to blow than you. Haha. But he just can't get me off like you could."
"Ummm okay... but why aren't you having sex, if you're doing other things. We did it before I licked you..."
"Well... with us I knew we were in love when we did it, and it was special. I don't really... well, I don't love him."
"Maybe you should tell him that. Has he said he loves you?"
"No... well... only in a playful way. Like if I do something silly or something."
"So he doesn't... I mean it's early, he still might."
"I don't see myself ever loving him or being with him long-term."
"Then why are you still with him?"
"Well, we have fun. We go out, hang out, do lots of stuff."
"So he is more like a guy friend you do sex things with and not someone you want to actually be with in the long run?"
"Yeah."
"Well, stop stringing him along and tell him that. If he loves you or cares then he'll tell you. Why did you start dating him in the first place?"
"Well, you know, with my grandma dying and you not being around anymore... I was lonely. He seemed like a good guy... I just... I just don't like him like that."
"Tell him that then. Don't toy with someones emotions like that. It's unhealthy for both of you."
"...N... Do you still love me?"
"What? How can you ask me that? After breaking my heart, leading me on, then not talking to me for two months. That's just unfair to ask. Why would you even care about that?"
"Well... I don't know. I just... nevermind. Can you take me home?"
"Okay..."
Then on the car ride home, we were close to her house. She put on our song on my iPod to see my reaction. My eyes watered a bit. I looked at her and she said, "Do you still love me N?"
"Honestly J, I never stopped loving you. I tried to figure out why I loved you in the first place when you broke up with me. The more I thought about it the more I wondered why. Seeing you again... I can tell why. I just do. You're absolutely perfect for me. Why are you asking me this now?"
"Well... I realized I made a mistake... I do still love you. That's why I didn't talk to you at all. I was trying to forget, but I just couldn't."
"If you loved me, then why break up in the first place?"
Then my dog woke me up. I tried to fall back asleep and resume the dream, but I just couldn't. Fucked up, right? But I woke up smiling for the first time since the day after her birthday in mid-October. I really don't care if that's real or meaningful or what... It just made me feel... wonderful.

 

[NP97]

Stretching done, kegels done. Measurements tomorrow and Sunday morning after work. I got some damn visible ribs on my cock. Damn visible. Tired now, bed fowfer time!

 

[Gator]

Do you have the ribs when you're erect too?

 

[Johnlocke]

I'm getting these! - I have them when erect and flaccid - this good or bad?

Weird dream N! I can't say I've ever experienced anything like it.

 

[Gator]

I think when you have the erect ribs, this means your tunica is getting stretched out nicely. Gains!
I know I have them all over my dick when I'm flaccid, but they all go away when I'm hard...

 

[NP97]

Yes. Quite pronounced when flaccid. Fairly visible while hard. 2.5 good ones when flaccid... 2 when hard, if that makes any sense.

 

[RockofFox]

Your cocks growing like some sort of out of control noxious weed mate.

Where will it end????????

 

[NP97]

God I love you Aussies.
And here we are, Saturday, measurements:
FL: 5"
FG: 4.5"
BPSFL: 7.9"

EDIT: Feeling quite sick... Going to measure tomorrow and just use those stats. Tried to get an erection... EQ of like 5. So that ain't happening.

 

[Closed039]

dude...like fox said you are growin like a damn animal. I have a question though...what are these "ribs" that you speak of?

 

[NP97]

Look like stretch marks on your cock. Generally going around it. They are visible, and once they get more pronounced you can kinda feel them when erect. They are a good sign that you are doing the right thing in regards to tunica work... if I remember correctly.

 

[Closed039]

Thanks I will keep a lookout for them. Best of luck. Hope to see you get to 8 in BPEL. I think thats a pretty big dick by anybody's standards.

 

[NP97]

EQ of 8 other measurements are about the same. Back to normal routine tomorrow.

 

[NP97]

Went outside to have a smoke. Hot damn... at least 2 feet of snow. Me ding dong turned super tiny out there. God! Car covered. Glad I stayed in bed like all day yesterday... Haven't seen this much snow since '93.

 

[Gator]

That's disgusting. Snow would force me into insulin shock therapy. Baltimore area got 32"

 

[NP97]

Good thing Baltimore sucks anyway... lol. Anyhooo.... Routine for tomorrow and then on.

M,Tu,Th,F:
100 kegels, 50 reverse
10 x5 stretches w/ 10 circular after each.
10 second kegel hold w/ 5 second reverse
100 overhand jelqs (done at 30-80% erection 2-3 seconds each)
20 v-jelqs
100 jelqs
20 side v-jelqs
4, 15 second ulis
10 second massage break
4, 10 second erect squeezes
10 second massage break
4 sets of erect pressure squeezes
massage warm-down or edge
W:
20 x5 directions w/ 20 second hold x 5 directions. No kegels.
Sa,Su:
Completely off.

 

[NP97]

I ate McDonalds as my pre-workout food. Luckily I made everything, so it wasn't super unhealthy. With the snow there is 0 fresh fruit in here, so I snagged some apples, made some eggs and grabbed a milk. Made a burrito w/ light cheese, lots of egg, a bit of sausage, a piece of bacon, and stole some extra peppers and onions and threw them in there. Then threw cyanne pepper on it. Voila! Crappy meal!
So I worked out. This is all I can do without death, due to my chub-a-tub on the mid-section. Been at 190lbs for too long. Time to work out more consistently. I changed my routine up a bit this week. I haven't done much this or last month due to many things... mostly lame excuses. When I was gaining like mad I was busting my ass working out. So I'm starting this over (not unlike my PE routine) with much lighter weights for the next two weeks. I need to go buy some heavier weights too... lol

Daily Maintenence:
Yoga for bad back. 15 minutes and easy.
Suppliments:
Omega-3 daily, Multivitamin daily, Recreate on all workout days (including Wed), Hydroxycut Hardcore on upper body days until they are gone (I have 4 left.... so next week, lol)
Cardio:
Sprint @ 10mph for 30 seconds, walk @ 3 for 1 minute.
Eventually went to sprint @ 8mph for 1 minute. Finished with 45 seconds of 10mph and 15 seconds of 1mph. About 10 minutes of that.
Walked max incline for 5 minutes at 3.5mph (only on upper body days). On off days from weights (Wed) I will jog around my neighborhood as well (with the poor weather, 1 mile extra for now)
Upper body: (M,Th)
3 sets of 15 @ 40lbs incline bench. 40lbs per hand.
3 sets of 10 skullcrushers @ 40lbs
3 sets of tricepts @ 25lbs
bloody 7's @ 10lbs (basically 21 curls per arm, 7 sets of them. 1/3 full, 1/3 halfway down, 1/3 halfway up)
3 sets of 10 front then side arm lifts @ 5lbs (bad shoulders...)
3 sets of 10 back/lats @ 10lbs
3 sets of 10 @ 80lbs shrugs
3 sets of 10 @ 5lbs shoulder press (like i said, bad shoulders)
3 sets of 10 @ 40lbs (i have no memory of what this is called. Get on one knee and slowly lift the weight up to your chest while leaning over)
Lower Body: (Tu,F)
Lotsa crunches. 100. Done in sets of 20. Each set crunches done differently.
Leg lifts/holds w/ 5lb weight on each ankle. 3 sets of 10 each direction plus 5 second hold at end. Never put legs on ground until finished.
Front squats (pain to do with no barbell...) done w/ 40lbs in each hand. 3 sets of 10.
Lunges w/ 30lbs in each hand. 3 sets of 8.
Calf raises (5lbs in each hand, done on steps) 3 sets of 15.

Just figured I would put this in my PE log to remind me that I should be even more focused on working out than making my dick bigger. I'm already above average, I want to get my body weight back down to healthy again. 5'6" 190lbs. Fat w/ muscle under. Wider build if that makes sense. After the workout I drink a big glass of h2o. Hop in shower, stretch my peeper (routine above), get out. Jelq, squeeze, edge (if in mood), then bed... or smoke break if I need one. Either way, will kegel in bed. If nobody is home (which won't be the case today) then I'll do entirety of routine in shower.

 

[Gator]

Good workout routine NP. If you want to drop some weight fast, you should look into P90X or Insanity. I did 2 months of P90X last spring-summer and I was ripped from it. Problem is, it dropped 8 pounds off (which is bad for me), but I had virtually no fat on my body.

 

[NP97]

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Nana...
I know what I'm doing with working out... It's just been since... well... late 2005 since I have worked out really hard. I'm just getting myself back to what I was able to do.
I'm not even trying to get ripped. I just want to be back to 175lbs and muscular like I was on the last day of football season.
By the way, I HATE distance running. HATE it. Once it's nice out I'm going to start jogging to the track near (about 1/4-1/2 mile) from my house, then doing sprints on the field. I would much rather run 40, 40yard dashes than jog a mile. Fuck, I'll smoke a cigarette and sprint... when I was thinking about joining the Navy I did that just to make my recruiter feel like a douche because he said I couldn't.
I know the weights will be fairly quick to get back up to where I was at. I don't really need to be lifting 200lbs again. I just wanna tone and not jiggle when I brush my teeth hard. And my gut and moobs have gots to go.
I still gots me that great ass though... lol.

 

[NP97]

Okay, so workout went well... minus almost destroying my iPod because my fucking sister lost my arm strap for it and I had to set it down on the treadmill which was hazardous because I sprint and move my arms quickly and eventually knocked it over whilst running at 10mph.
Run on?
PE workout was okay. Everyone home, no privacy. Jelqs done around 30% erect. Squeezes were light today, will be heavy tomorrow (I'm switching it around). Decided that on all straight-out stretches I will place my other hand at base and keep the skin there to get a bit more tunica stretching done. No time to edge, due to privacy. It's all good in tha hood.