NP97's Log

[NP97]

...Yeah, that didn't take long... got my squeezes done. Felt very, very good to do today. Extra good for some reason.

 

[Pirate]

Okay, finished today's a while ago... but I wanted to sleep after. Doing my squeezes felt great. Dick looked fucking huge while doing them. Especially the last few... which is strange because it's usually the opposite of that. I actually timed them, rather than count, and noticed I have been holding them for too short of a time. Oh well, that's fixed now.

I bought a cheap stop watch from Amazon for just that reason. It also let's me focus on something other than counting.
I love squeezes and ulis! Wheeeee!
Stay with it NP! Big gains ahead!

 

[NP97]

One can only hope. Today done... flaccid hang was kinda poopy yesterday, even though it was warm as hell. It's from the lack of sleep. Day three!
Sorry about the lack of good quality posts. With my computer being broken I have much less time to check the forums.... and even less to post something that is helpful. Just trying to keep myself up to date for now.
Squeezes today. I do them if I feel it. If not, I don't. Jelqed around 40% erect.

 

[Gator]

NP - dude, GO TO BED. If this means skipping a class or calling off work for a day, for crying out loud. YOUR BODY NEEDS SLEEP!

 

[NP97]

Oh, I fell asleep in the middle of playing Mass Effect 2. Awesome game by the way.
Got my White Russians at my side, time to get shitfaced!
Flaccid hang has been poop lately. Probably has to do with that lack of sleep and my current mental state. Oh well... Starting up again on Monday. Girth, while erect, has looked very good. Don't know if it's bigger, but it looks good. Will find out on Saturday. Longer squeeze times by the way. 4, 30 second erect squeeze and 4, 1 minute ulis. 30 second breaks between all squeezes.

 

[NP97]

Today felt very good. Jelqed at a lower erection % due to trying to play video games while jelqing. Yay for cutseens/pause button. Did squeezes as well. All felt very good.

 

[NP97]

Full workout today. No squeezes yet. Will do them if I get hard at one point. Upped jelqs by 50 each set. I'm testing to see if mini jelqs will help with more girth higher up on my dong. They aren't too hard to do, and the amount I'm at now seems to be quite alright. As always, jelq pressure depends on erection %. Current workout as follows:

Stretches
30 x 5 direction stretches w/ 10 directional each way after each set
30 seconds x 5 stretch holds, plus another 30 straight out.
10, 10 second internal stretches
5 second flaccid bends in all directions (4 each direction) followed by 5 circle stretches in each way. (As in, 5 w/ 4 fingers, then 3, ect)
Jelqs
20 mini jelqs (1-2 seconds each)
150 overhand jelqs (3 seconds each)
20 mini jelqs
30 v-jelqs (1=3 directions, 2-3 seconds each) grip between middle & index fingers
20 mini jelqs
30 v-jelqs, grip between middle & ring fingers
20 mini jelqs
150 underhand jelqs
20 mini jelqs
Squeezes
4, 30 second erect squeezes
4 sets of erect pressure squeezes
4, 1 minute ulis, kegeling in a bit more blood every 15 seconds
Kegels
100 kegels
50 revers
10, 10 second kegel holds
5, 5 second reverse kegel holds

This takes about an hour to get done. Warmup varies. Have not been lately, although doing bed fowfers just to get it a bit warm. Warmdowns... perfect world I would edge, if not, massage. All in all, it feels damn good to do. Go for girth!

 

[NP97]

Also, while doing my poopy pulls I noticed my flaccid is back to being good. After about 3 days of drinking my head is clear and my flaccid is back to normal. Not back to massive like a week ago, but still looking good.

 

[Gator]

Hey NP. God damn I love your tenacity. That's one hell of a routine you got there, but you follow it like a book. No wonder you have made the growth that you have. Damn I wish I could go back a year and mirror what you're doing. I'd probably have a nice sausage in my pants by now. Oh well, I'll just be a year behind

Anyways, can you describe the mini jelqs? Also, does the pressure point change when you from overhand to underhand jelqs? As in, pressure on sides vs. top/bottom? Thanks bud.

 

[NP97]

Hmmm. I don't know if my mini jelq is the same as this site, but it's basically a normal jelq. Only difference is I take one hand and hold the base and jelq the top half of my dong. That's about it...
The pressure point doesn't really change, but it's a different grip. So we'll say that I get a better pressure on the top while doing underhand, I'll get that better pressure on the bottom while doing underhand. I'm not saying that's the case, but I like to make sure I get it all good and even. V-jelqs get the sides.
Easy day today.
Stretches, stretch-holds, and circular. That's all.

 

[Gator]

Thanks NP. Mini Jelqs sound like a good way to warmup and get the blood flowing for regular jelqs.

 

[NP97]

I guess they do. Dunno if they have helped or not.
Sent a nasty email to my ex. Actually, not nasty at all. I'm just so sick of her untagging pictures of me. Not me and her, but me. So I commented on one, saying it looked like I was balding. UNTAGGED! Then I wanted to test my theory out. I posted on the very last one, "I wonder if I comment here if you'll untag me." And BAM! It happened. So the email I sent her was not mean, but I told her that her maturity level is far lower than I thought when I started dating her and that she needs to grow up. Then I kindly thanked her for destroying all my memories of us. Boy oh boy, if I didn't love her more than anything... It's really amazing how someone can go from the most kind-hearted and wonderful person ever to a total bitch. And the worst part? I keep getting these stupid fucking thoughts going through my retarded head. Thoughts like, "Did she really love you?" "Did she only stay with you at the end because of her grandma dying?" "What is so much better about this new guy than me?"
The dumb part is I know the answer to all those. Yes, no, nothing. Yet I'm still in mucho pain.
Either way I needed to vent that. Today's workout felt good. Penis is like Gumby, but not green.

 

[Pirate]

Sorry to hear that NP.
Clearly the emotions are still running very strong on both sides.
I hope it passes for both of you soon.

 

[NP97]

Haha, if only. I'm always gonna love this girl. sh*t, she has treated me like ass the last few months. My doggy died Christmas morning, I told her the next day, and I hear zip from her. Yet I still pine for her. Yet my love is still as strong for her as the time I first laid eyes on her. I kinda wish I had not sent that email.
Actually, what I find kinda strange is that that whole album got deleted so early in the morning. I did that last one at like 7. She is NEVER up before 11 am, and it was actually deleted around 10. Oh well.

 

[NP97]

Did squeezes today too... kinda edged, moreso jacked it for an extended period. Quite tired... no bank today... wallet can wait a day. Peace. Also, internet moving at dial-up pace right now. No reason for it... better stop. Want to watch Netflix off of Xbox when going to bed. Meany Comcast.

 

[NP97]

Oh fuck, lost 20 more pictures after that email. Oh well.
Did not PE yesterday. Will later today... as in wee early hours of the AM. Measurements tomorrow at some point.

 

[Pirate]

Sorry about the picture losses, my friend.
Are you dating around or just pining for love lost?

 

[NP97]

Both. Bleh. Either way... Measurements!
FL: 4.875" Is cold
FG: 4.625"
BPSFL: 8.125" lost a little there
BPEL: 7.9"
EG(Avg): 5.54" (top still 5.125", mid at 5.375 and base still around 6.125")
EQ: 9-10

 

[NP97]

Won't have the time for this today. Tomorrow morning, pre-workout I will measure again.

 

[NP97]

Okay, finalized measurements for the week. Going to do today's workout after I go for a run... OUTSIDE!
FL: Just under 5"
FG: 4.5-4.75"
BPSFL: 8.125" ...No changes then.
BPEL: 7.9375" more exact measurement
EG(Avg): 5.563" (top 5.1875", mid, 5.375", base 6.125")
EQ: 8-9