NP97's Log

[hhorner50]

Holy crap, that is some weekend you had. I don't think I could drink half of that. I'm a lightweight, I won't lie.

 

[Pirate]

Keep it up, NP! Make us all proud!

 

[NP97]

Holy crap, that is some weekend you had. I don't think I could drink half of that. I'm a lightweight, I won't lie.

I died. I was at work the day after too. I was fine until someone left and I had to stay around the food for longer. Almost vomited. I did have to take an hour nap at one point to rally myself to the bar. My buddy put up a few pictures. Couple whilst doing the carbombs... one of me sipping a gross ass Natty light. And another that I had no memory taking. And I posed for it. Really... like a terribly sexy pose with me turning around and doing the 'shhhh' sign with my finger.

 

[Gator]

Natty light is like drinking beer-flavored water after it has sat out in the blazing sun for 12 hours straight.
I generally hate beer anyway. More of a whiskey person when I do drink...which is a rarity.

 

[NP97]

Got my Wednesday workout done a few hours ago... going to get today's done in a couple hours.
Gator, I bought the Guinness, the Natty was there and we ran out of the good Irish stuff. So... yeah.

 

[NP97]

Well, got my Thursday workout done as well. Looking quite good down below... you know... in the pants.

 

[Gyrta]

Well, got my Thursday workout done as well. Looking quite good down below... you know... in the pants.

What else down below would look good, your feet?

 

[NP97]

Maybe.... I actually did a bit extra yesterday. 20 more V-jelqs. Also did 30 second stretch holds, 25 in each direction, followed by 10 circular in each direction. After my stretches I was hanging LOW. Was also quite tired, but not sore, after everything. I'm definitely going to do that every time. So 30 regular v-jelqs and 30 side v-jelqs. Plus the added stretching. Also, placed non-stretch hand at the base to get a better stretch in.

 

[NP97]

Did that again, fantastic results. No edging afterwords due to privacy. That's unfortunate because I do enjoy a nice edge after my PE. Measurements tomorrow morning. Gotta see some girth! Like I keep saying, I wanna get my top/mid girth at 5.5". That is my goal. Including the base (6.125") I'm at that (when averaging). This is NOT my goal for this week. This is my goal for March 20th... or April 3rd. Whenever...
Anyway, trying to get slightly more erect than usual whist jelqing. Has felt pretty damn good. Was around 50-75%, as opposed to the normal 30-50%. I wonder what my BPSFL will be... My dick certainly looks long... TOMORROW!

 

[NP97]

Oh, one other thing... What's with the girls at my work... I overheard another conversation about big dicks, AGAIN. I stayed out of this one... although I couldn't help myself. As one was saying something like, "It was pretty big" I kinda laughed out loud. They gave me an odd look. As I walked back by (once again, I do my work and they stand around and talk cock... leaving me with their work to do) I hear one say, "This girl was my size, and she looked bowlegged after doing him." I laughed really hard this time. As much as I tried to stay out.... I just had to... or moreso it just came out. "Why do dick sizes interest you girls so much? I swear I've heard this conversation at least 20 times here... Size is really not important."
One said, "That's what guys with small dicks say."
As I was walking away I said, "I'm sure they do." Back to work, laddy daddy da. Hahaha. God I hate that place. What's with that crap? Freaking just-graduated-high-school-girls.
I really gotta stop with that sh*t. One day I know I'm gonna have to whip it out, then get slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit.

 

[NP97]

Measurement day. Still slightly tired from yesterday, so I have no idea what they will be at (keep in mind I write this before I measure. I don't edit it just so you can see the stupid crap that goes through my mind pre-measurements.) Lost my ruler, again... so... yeah. Using a drum stick from my Rock Band game. Awesome... Everything is really approximated for now. Gotta buy a new ruler tomorrow... I have a metal one, but that sh*t is PAINFUL to press in.
FL: 4.825-5" Got a tape measure now... so took a minute to get the right measurement.
FG: 4.75" Girth will be 100% correct... using the same cord I always do.
BPSFL: 8-8.125" Drumstick!
BPEL: 7.75-8" See above
EG(Avg): 5.5" No changes
EQ: 9-10

 

[RockofFox]

Oh, one other thing... What's with the girls at my work... I overheard another conversation about big dicks, AGAIN. I stayed out of this one... although I couldn't help myself. As one was saying something like, "It was pretty big" I kinda laughed out loud. They gave me an odd look.

Reminds me of that scene in somthing about mary where Matt Dillon is eavesdropping on the girls at the table talking filth and he sniggers and they all turn around and look at him

 

[NP97]

...I hadn't thought of that. Hahaha!

 

[Pirate]

I wonder if they are intentionally letting you overhear them.
Sounds weird.

 

[NP97]

Aye, that it does. Anyway, measurements better today. Kinda cold, so I'm just going to do a bit of guess work with flaccid...
FL: 4.825" ish
FG: 4.625 ish
BPSFL: 8.25" Popped up a bit... lol. Did have a slight chubb while doing that measurement yesterday...
BPEL: 7.825"
EG(Avg): 5.58333" Top went up 1/16", so did mid. Base at 6.25"
EQ: 8-9
YAY! Very close to my original long term length goal. Anything over 8 would be just magnificent. Girth will get there... in time.

 

[Gator]

You freaking Gain'a'holic You're going to tip over 1000 posts NP. Congrats on both fronts!

 

[NP97]

Now it's 1000 ! Anywhooo.... got Mondays stuff. Gonna do todays soon.

 

[NP97]

Okay, finished today's a while ago... but I wanted to sleep after. Doing my squeezes felt great. Dick looked fucking huge while doing them. Especially the last few... which is strange because it's usually the opposite of that. I actually timed them, rather than count, and noticed I have been holding them for too short of a time. Oh well, that's fixed now.

 

[NP97]

Okay, yesterdays was great. Already got my easy Wednesday done as well. Been a very good week of PE so far. Lets hope I can keep this up. I really want to see some significant girth gains this month!
Three other things.
1. March 14th. Not fun. Requested two days off. If I post anything on that day, if it's ridiculous or stupid, I'm sorry. I'm drinking myself stupid for some odd reason. Yeah... it's cause of a girl.
2. I love hearing about others gains. Especially those I help out. Makes me feel really fuckin' good.
3. This log is trash. Way too convoluted. I'm going to start posting better in here. Sorry to any newbies trying to figure out what I have done to grow like a wildfire. Once I get to my goal of 8" I'm going to post a little something in the success area.

Horay PE!

 

[NP97]

Very good workout today. Very good. Broke up the stretches and jelqs, but still got them all done. No squeezes today... maybe later, maybe tomorrow. I'm at the point where I do those if I'm in the mood. Try to get them in at least twice a week.