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- What are your limitations for doing this? Cleanliness. No funky smells (best to take a shower first). Also, going down on a big bush isn't too pleasant. Trimmed at the least; shaved/waxed labia, with a landing strip or similar would be ideal.


- Do you prefer small or large lips / clit? Medium clit with medium lips. Though small lips and clit or large lips and clit wouldn't be a turn off. Extremely large lips might be a bit weird.


- Would you go down on a stranger? If by stranger you mean 'girl I've just met and we're now getting it on at hers/mine' then yeah.
 

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Would receiving fellatio from a woman or having anal sex with one cause a guy to become gay?

Fact 1. Despite the stories you hear on forums like this one, written by guys who claim that every single woman they every laid had multiple orgasms every time he screwed them, most women either do not orgasm from vaginal intercourse, or do so infrequently.

Fact 2. Women typically take considerably longer than men to become aroused and build up to orgasm. This poses a dilemma for guys who hope to give women orgasms through vaginal intercourse only, because they often don't have the control and stamina to hold off climaxing long enough for their partner to come (and some women just can't no matter how long they can last).

Fact 3. There are some women who enjoy being digitally masturbated and fingered, or have their partner stimulate them with a vibrator to orgasm, but there are plenty who do not.

Fact 4. Most women enjoy intercourse even if they don't orgasm, and I think overall women are more inclined than men to be satisfied with a sexual encounter that ends without them having an orgasm. But women like orgasms as much as men do, and I believe that if they consistently do not orgasm, they are going to be inclined to have less interest in having sex, or inclined to have sex less frequently, than if they usually do.

The solution: cunnilingus! As I said, there are exceptions and there is an occasional woman who really doesn't care for it. There are others who have become frustrated with it because they have experienced guys who are too rough or impatient to get them anywhere. And there are others who are shy about it because they are concerned the guy will object to the way they look, smell, or taste (they can get over this if a guy is patient and obviously enthusiastic). But, on the whole ...

Fact 5. Women love to be eaten. And most can orgasm this way, although what works for one might not work for another, and sometimes it takes a while to figure out what is most effective for a particular girl. So a guy who is patient can usually bring his partner to orgasm one or more times this way without fear of ejaculating too soon.

In my experience, most women become too sensitive right after orgasm to tolerate any more oral stimulation of their clit. But most I have been with really seem to want you inside at that point, and are inclined to fuck like rattlesnakes.

Well said!

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In our house, if I don't get head, he doesn't either. All is fair in love & war ;) ~
 

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Damn, late to the game. This thread was hilarious. Laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

Yup - honey pie is yummy, tasty, sweet and turns me on. As far as going down on a stranger...I wouldn't put my dick in something I wouldn't lick. If I'd bang her on day one then I'd eat her on day one.
 

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- What are your limitations for doing this? Cleanliness. No funky smells (best to take a shower first). Also, going down on a big bush isn't too pleasant. Trimmed at the least; shaved/waxed labia, with a landing strip or similar would be ideal.


- Do you prefer small or large lips / clit? Medium clit with medium lips. Though small lips and clit or large lips and clit wouldn't be a turn off. Extremely large lips might be a bit weird.


- Would you go down on a stranger? If by stranger you mean 'girl I've just met and we're now getting it on at hers/mine' then yeah.

Going down on a total stranger, jesus that sounds like a horror movie to me!

Let me ask you -
1. Are you drunk when you do this?
2. Do you finger her first?
3. If she's been drinking/dancing do you make her clean herself and do you realize she has sweat fecal matter and piss all over her genitals?
 

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i love eatin! Prefer a small tight one that i can dig into. With a little bit of hair. My last gf ddnt like me goin down so i was deprived lol. She starved me! I could stay down there all day. For me its better than actual penetration. And i dnt let anything go to waste, i drink all the juice hehe.
 

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Going down on a total stranger, jesus that sounds like a horror movie to me!

Let me ask you -
1. Are you drunk when you do this?
2. Do you finger her first?
3. If she's been drinking/dancing do you make her clean herself and do you realize she has sweat fecal matter and piss all over her genitals?

I think Panther summed it up perfectly.

I'm aware of the sweat, fecal matter and piss: they're genitals not a surgical instrument, that kind of thing comes with the area. A sexy shower before hand doesn't hurt though.
 

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An old friend suggested taking the girl for a swim in the motel pool first. Assuming stranger.

As to pubic hair, nice and full, lots of curly stuff. Who objects to going through a little brush to get to a picnic. You gentlemen have been scared off by the tv advertising blitz of unobtainable cleanliness On the other hand I grew up on a dairy farm, where there are odors that would make many of you youngster retch.
 

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an old friend suggested taking the girl for a swim in the motel pool first. Assuming stranger.

As to pubic hair, nice and full, lots of curly stuff. Who objects to going through a little brush to get to a picnic. You gentlemen have been scared off by the tv advertising blitz of unobtainable cleanliness on the other hand i grew up on a dairy farm, where there are odors that would make many of you youngster retch.

lmao!
 

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An old friend suggested taking the girl for a swim in the motel pool first. Assuming stranger.

As to pubic hair, nice and full, lots of curly stuff. Who objects to going through a little brush to get to a picnic. You gentlemen have been scared off by the tv advertising blitz of unobtainable cleanliness On the other hand I grew up on a dairy farm, where there are odors that would make many of you youngster retch.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, Hilarious!
 

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A couple more off target comments on this activity.

Had an associate years ago that was the company translator. He had lived in France for a couple of years, and had that knack of picking up languages easily. Within a relatively short period of time he spoke the language well enough to be taken as a native of France. His slight accent was explained away as being from the South of France. He went on from there to pick up German, Spanish and a smattering of Italian. Valuable man to have on your staff. Once saw him in conversation with a Quebec native, a Argentine dealer and our VP. Switching effortlessly back and forth between Spanish, French and English. Now in other areas he was pretty dumb, you know couldn't count to 21 with his clothes on. So having outlined his talents here, did this make him a cunning linguist?

On the same subject, what is the difference between an American Rabbit and French Rabbit.
The American Rabbit goes hippity hop.
The French Rabbit goes lickety split.

The Frenchman comes home to find his wife sliding up and down the banister of their house. Warming his dinner.

Well was my old friend Jack used to say: Once you get by the smell you've got it licked.

Sorry, the devil made me do this.
 

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A couple more off target comments on this activity.

Had an associate years ago that was the company translator. He had lived in France for a couple of years, and had that knack of picking up languages easily. Within a relatively short period of time he spoke the language well enough to be taken as a native of France. His slight accent was explained away as being from the South of France. He went on from there to pick up German, Spanish and a smattering of Italian. Valuable man to have on your staff. Once saw him in conversation with a Quebec native, a Argentine dealer and our VP. Switching effortlessly back and forth between Spanish, French and English. Now in other areas he was pretty dumb, you know couldn't count to 21 with his clothes on. So having outlined his talents here, did this make him a cunning linguist?

On the same subject, what is the difference between an American Rabbit and French Rabbit.
The American Rabbit goes hippity hop.
The French Rabbit goes lickety split.

The Frenchman comes home to find his wife sliding up and down the banister of their house. Warming his dinner.

Well was my old friend Jack used to say: Once you get by the smell you've got it licked.

Sorry, the devil made me do this.

LOL!!! Too funny!