My Dick Is So Big....

[jedimaster]

My dick so big my balls look like nuts

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big, I need four hands to Jelq it.

 

[jedimaster]

my dick is so big it's a mile long

 

[arkham]

My dick is so big that once in september I found last christmas ham under my foreskin. It was still fresh.

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big, I use it as a fishing pole when I'm gone fishing.

 

[TPW]

my dick is so big it's a mile long

LOL jedimaster...you are having way too much fun with this thread! :becky:

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big, it scarred her for life.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

my dick is so big that if I ejaculate today nothing comes out until tomorrow.

 

[HammerTime89]

My dick is so big I have to tuck it in my sock before jogging

 

[TheGreatDivider]

My dick is so big that my fleshlight shutters in fear whenever I touch it.

 

[PurpleOnes]

My dick is so big that it is considered a lethal weapon :becky:

 

[samsi4life]

My dick is so big when i walk around i have to hold one or two arms out for counterbalance so i don't fall

 

[Bigdaddy55]

My dick is so big, it's running for Congress.

 

[DirtyNerd]

My dick is so big when some one is complimenting me i tuck it in between my legs and wag my tail

 

[Jay1983]

My dick is so big, my girlfriend won't even tell me it's big.

 

[PanBird]

My dick is so big, my girlfriend won't even tell me it's big.

Wait. I don't get this one?

 

[PurpleOnes]

Wait. I don't get this one?

Maybe because his girlfriend do not want that he gets full of himself or she already knows that it is big? :thanks:

 

[Jay1983]

Maybe because his girlfriend do not want that he gets full of himself or she already knows that it is big? :thanks:

She doesn't want me to be full of myself. No way never!

Too bad I already am full of myself without her opinion lol

 

[draggin]

My dick is soooo big ... that on my driver's licence, my name says "NCGuy".

 

[NCGUY1972]

^ lol my dick is so big I cant legally wear short pants!!!