5.7 inch long? This thread has revealed that the average dick is 5'7" long.
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My Dick Is So Big....
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5.7 inch long? This thread has revealed that the average dick is 5'7" long.
Same digits.
Same same but not the same
My dick is so big that after nightly erections I wake up certain mornings realising that my hair that was washed the night before has got fresh gel in it. (And the smell of smegma.)
CaptainJohnson
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My dick is so big I am already down the water-slide when I start.
My dick is so big I was on the coast once and a man phoned 911 about a beached sperm whale.
My dick is so big even mine shafts give me blow jobs with too much teeth.
My dick is so big CERN uses it as a particle accelerator.
My dick is so big Godzilla used it as a bat to win the Red Sox the world series.
My dick is so big Hitler tried to annex it.
My dick is so big I can't lie down without striking oil.
My dick is so big I wake up in two time zones.
My dick walks into a bar and orders a whisky. The bar-maid, a bit afraid of the newcomer, gives my dick a big gulp and fills it up. Ten drinks in, my dick can't get up so the bar-maid says, "you're cut". With that, my dick slams its head on the table and projectile vomits all over the bar-maid. She gets frightened and angry so she calls the sheriff. The sheriff takes one look at my dick and orders it well-hung. The very next day they wrapped a noose around my dick's head and pulled until it popped off.
The end.
My dick is so big I was on the coast once and a man phoned 911 about a beached sperm whale.
My dick is so big even mine shafts give me blow jobs with too much teeth.
My dick is so big CERN uses it as a particle accelerator.
My dick is so big Godzilla used it as a bat to win the Red Sox the world series.
My dick is so big Hitler tried to annex it.
My dick is so big I can't lie down without striking oil.
My dick is so big I wake up in two time zones.
My dick walks into a bar and orders a whisky. The bar-maid, a bit afraid of the newcomer, gives my dick a big gulp and fills it up. Ten drinks in, my dick can't get up so the bar-maid says, "you're cut". With that, my dick slams its head on the table and projectile vomits all over the bar-maid. She gets frightened and angry so she calls the sheriff. The sheriff takes one look at my dick and orders it well-hung. The very next day they wrapped a noose around my dick's head and pulled until it popped off.
The end.
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My dick is so big that when I have to take a piss in the middle of the night, I just send my dick without me and I go back to sleep.
My dick is so big it slapped me in the face laughing my ass of to this post :common001:
Nice epic dick simile. Those do not happen every day, unless you are a hooker.
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My British dick is so big that when i faced East it fucked a lady in China. And when i faced West it fucked a lady in America. And when i faced South it got severe frostbite in the South pole and it fell off. And when i faced North, WHAT THE FUCK NOTHING HAPPENED BECAUSE I WAS DICKLESS!!!!
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My dick's so big, that when I went swimming I accidentally started legend of the Loch Ness Monster.
CaptainJohnson
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