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Hhhmmmm maybe that's what my boss was talking about today. He said something about exchanging me with a new employee or some such drivel. He sounds like Charlie Browns teacher to me. Any way I think I will go get some Bavarian cream donuts (cum sandwiches) and reflect on his muttering some more.
Hey Party did your numbers come through?

 

[nouedis]

Let's not forget the memorable date September 21st, 2015 marking the Big Whopper.

 

[Party]

Hhhmmmm maybe that's what my boss was talking about today. He said something about exchanging me with a new employee or some such drivel. He sounds like Charlie Browns teacher to me. Any way I think I will go get some Bavarian cream donuts (cum sandwiches) and reflect on his muttering some more.
Hey Party did your numbers come through?

I don't want to talk about it. Do you have a spare bedroom for me, wife, son and two cats????

 

[Party]

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Today is

September 14 and

Eat a Hoagie Day!
I'm on Top of It Day!
National Boss/Employee Exchange Day!
National Coloring Day!
National Cream-Filled Donut Day!
The Exaltation of the Holy Cross!

I cream filled her donut today, lol.

 

[Tamora]

I cream filled her donut today, lol.

Good day Party? :becky:

 

[Party]

Good day Party? :becky:

Not bad, I love reverse Cowgirl. But she's fifty O's up on me, conservatively , post menapause is great gentlemen.

 

[not2big]

Today is

Hump day, September 16 and

Anne Bradstreet Day!
International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer!
Mayflower Day!
Mexican Independence Day!
National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day!
National Collect Rocks Day!
National Day of Prayer and Remembrance for the Victims of Hurricane Katrina!
National Guacamole Day!
National Play-Doh Day!
National School Backpack Awareness Day!
National Stay Away From Seattle Day! Got that BigO
National Tattoo Story Day!
Stepfamily Day!
Trail of Tears Commemoration Day!
Working Parents Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is

September 17 and

Constitution Day (Citizenship Day)!
National Apple Dumpling Day!
Time's Up Day!
A slow day

 

[not2big]

Today is

September 18 and

Chiropractic Founders Day!
Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day!
National Cheeseburger Day!
National HIV/AIDS and Aging Awareness Day!
National POW/MIA Recognition Day!
National Respect Day!
National Tradesmen Day!
Rice Krispies Treats Day!
World Bamboo Day!
World Water Monitoring Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is

Talk Like a Pirate Day, September 19 and

Big Whopper Liar Day!
Boys' and Girls' Club Day for Kids!
International Coastal Cleanup Day!
International Eat an Apple Day!
National Butterscotch Pudding Day!
National Gymnastics Day!
National Woman Road Warrior Day!
Puppy Mill Awareness Day!
Responsible Dog Ownership Day!
Software Freedom Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is

September 20 and

National Back to Church Sunday!
National Gibberish Day!
National Neighborhood Day!
National Punch Day!
Wife Appreciation Day!
National Women's Friendship Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is

September 21 and

International Banana Festival!
International Day of Peace!
Miniature Golf Day!
National Farm Safety Day for Kids!
National Pecan Cookie Day!
Pause the World Day!
World Gratitude Day!
Oh, I almost forgot, World Alzheimer's Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is:

September 22 and

Business Women's Day!
Dear Diary Day!
International Day of Radiant Peace!
National Centenarian's Day!
National Elephant Appreciation Day!
National Hobbit Day!
National Ice Cream Cone Day!
National Voter Registration Day!
National White Chocolate Day!
World Carfree Day!
World Rhino Day!

 

[Hater]

WOOHOO NATIONAL WHITE CHOCOLATE DAY (too bad I don't have any)

 

[not2big]

Today is:

September 23, the first day of autumn and...

Celebrate Bisexuality Day!
Great American Pot Pie Day!
National Checkers Day!
National Dogs in Politics Day!
Restless Legs Awareness Day!
Stee You at the Pole!

 

[not2big]

Today is

September 24 and



Festival of Latest Novelties!
Gallbladder Good Health Day!
National Bluebird of Happiness Day!
National Cherries Jubilee Day!
National; punctuation Day"
Schwenkfelder Thanksgiving!
World Maritime Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is

September 25 and

Hug a Vegetarian Day!
International Ataxia Awareness Day!
Love Note Day!
Math Storytelling Day!
National Comic Book Day!
National Crab Meat Newburg Day!
National Food Service Employees Day!
National One-Hit Wonder Day!
National Psychotherapy Day!
Native American Day!
Save the Koala Day!
World Dream Day!
World Pharmacist Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is September 26 and

European Day of Languages!
Family Health and Fitness Day USA!
Fish Amnesty Day!
International Lace Day!
International Rabbit Day!
Johnny Appleseed Day!
Kiwanis Kids' Day!
Lumberjack Day!
National Better Breakfast Day!
National Hunting and Fishing Day!
National Museum Day!
National Pancake Day!
National Public Lands Day!
National Seat Check Saturday!
National Wildlife Ecology Day!
R.E.A.D. in America Day!
Shamu the Whale Day!
World Contraception Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is

September 27 and

Ancestor Appreciation Day!
Daughter's Day!
Gold Star Mother's Day!
National Chocolate Milk Day!
National Corned Beef Hash Day!
National Crush a Can Day!
National Gay Men's HIV/AIDS Awareness Day!
World Deaf Day!
World Rivers Day!
World Tourism Day!

 

[not2big]

Today is September 28 and

Family Day!
Fish Tank Floorshow Night!
International Right to Know Day!
National Ask a Stupid Question Day!
National Drink Beer Day!
National Good Neighbor Day!
National Strawberry Cream Pie Day!
Read a Child a Book You Like Day!
World Rabies Day!

But, what is tomorrow?