The Passionate Wife

[TPW]

TPW's Passionate Thought of the Day:


“The first time someone else touched me with the intent to pleasure, I fell in love. Not with that person, but with the act itself. Such intimacy and accord. Even with the awkwardness of first time lovers there was a grace and purity, carnal and beautiful that I knew from that moment on I could never live without.” ~ Fiona Zedde, Bliss

 

[BigRooster]

 

[Jay1983]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

 

[drfrankencock]

A cheer for TPW:

Who's the Queen of the trampoline?
Always kind and never mean?
Who's the sweetest of the bunch?
Who pairs real well with glitter and punch?
Why, she's The Passionate Wife for sure!
Always fun and never a bore!
So clap your hands and stomp your feet!
Hear that drum go beat beat beat!
TPW is really neat!
It's such a joy each time we meet!

:hug:

 

[LilNudeDude]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Really? That's horrible! Can't believe would utter such a terrible joke......

Since you started it..

What do you a guy with no legs, just lying around? Matt.

Anybody? TPW? it's your thread....

 

[JonPop]

Third base?

 

[Jay1983]

What do you call a herd of male cows?

Beef stroganoff.

 

[TPW]

Ahaha...well thank you dear Frankenberry! So what are we celebrating exactly?

And curious minds want to know...were you wearing your cheerleader uniform when you recited this? :biggrin1:

A cheer for TPW:

Who's the Queen of the trampoline?
Always kind and never mean?
Who's the sweetest of the bunch?
Who pairs real well with glitter and punch?
Why, she's The Passionate Wife for sure!
Always fun and never a bore!
So clap your hands and stomp your feet!
Hear that drum go beat beat beat!
TPW is really neat!
It's such a joy each time we meet!

:hug:

 

[TPW]

Ohhhh dear IBMM...now look what you have started with LND...

 

[TPW]

Okay Gang...it's quiz time! And Karma has come a' calling....

If you're new to this, all you have to do is click on the link, complete the quiz and post your answers here. Ready? Go!

WHAT'S YOUR SOUL KARMA?

 

[swimdad25]

What do you a guy with no legs, just lying around? Matt.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is hung up on a wall by his shirt? Art

 

[MrB8]

The Mama Karma

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You've got Mama Karma! If you haven't figured it out yet already, you're here to care for others. You're nurturing, kind, understanding, considerate, intuitive and always there for your friends and loved ones. Just like a mom, you know best and there's no greater joy for you than looking out for others. Your family is incredibly important to you and you make friends easily. You have excellent karma, but your karmic baggage is all about loving and caring for others. So remember, the more you love, the more you live out your true destiny! At heart you're a true nurturer! Do you agree?

 

[drfrankencock]

Yes TPW, pics or it didn't happen, right?

 

[Jay1983]

I got Wild Karma

I would post the picture but it seems I can't with my phone, once again. The gym is saying the image is too big. Images need to quit jelqing..

 

[Jay1983]

Yes TPW, pics or it didn't happen, right?


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Kinda looks like a DrFrankencock, eh? Lolz

 

[drfrankencock]

I gave:

 

[drfrankencock]

Bananaman, I want WILD KARMA!

 

[BigO]

 

[Jay1983]

Bananaman, I want WILD KARMA!

Got a trillion dollars? I was gonna sell it for one billion dollars, but it's worth one sexillion dollars, so I'll cut you a deal, for one trillion dollars.

YES.. that's U.S. dollars.

 

[JamesLong]

yes tpw, pics or it didn't happen, right?


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dad?!?