NP97's Log

[Pirate]

Sounds like you might need to rest up a day or two, NP. No?

 

[Gator]

Good luck with the chick NP. Once she sees what you're packing below the belt, she'll be on you like flies on sh*t.

 

[NP97]

Haha, if only that mattered Gman... I would walk in wearing only the shorts I have on now. Super tight in that area, lol. Plus, this girl is tiny. Like 5' tall at best. Small hands too... that's something that is strangely intriguing me. Want to see them on my boner, lol.

Pirate, I thought so at first, but after sleeping the better part of the day away I feel good. Good enough to get a good PE session in. Also, most of the soreness is totally gone. So I'll start stretching in a couple hours and see how it feels.

 

[NP97]

EG(Avg): Top 5.19", Mid 5.36", Base 6.38"
5.64" Average

EQ was poop... maybe a 7 at best. But I'm still sickish.

 

[NP97]

I did a half-workout last night... Did a full one not twenty minutes ago. Felt very good, all healed up. Also, Wednesdays are changing a bit. They are going back to stretching only. No dry jelqs... I feel like when I do a lot of those it gets my ding dong sore. So, yeah... just 30 direction bundled w/ hand at base followed by 10 circle each way, then 30 seconds each way w/ 60 straight out. 2 sets of 10 second flaccid bends w/ 5 rotations each way.

Just finished up with my squeezes and edging. That head exercises is really nice, but fairly advanced. Does hurt if you do it for too long/too many times. But that's why I'm experimenting.

 

[NP97]

Dingaling still hangin' around 5", considering it's kinda cold in the house today... not too bad.

I have been slacking with my daily exercises (poopy pulls, piss pulls) but not my nightly (fowfers, LAS). Gotta do those more often. I'm really trying to get my flaccid looking like it does post-exercise, but constantly looking like that. Only thing is, when I get cold my ballsys push my dick up (which would turtle when cold) and makes it look like I got a mini-boner. Not cool... but that's pretty normal.

Will re-measure this weekend, hopefully I will feel much better by then. I want to get back to my normal measuring days (same week as pay-day) so I might as well. Will explain new exercises this weekend as well.

 

[Cleave]

Hey, NP something I've added to my routine recently is doing a testicle rub in the shower while still manually stretching with the other hand. It's incredible how much it improves not only how low my boys hang but just the overall hang of my unit. I hate the feeling of knowing that I'd be hanging heavy if my nuts weren't trying to get into my stomach. Just something to consider that could help that "mini-boner" problem haha...

 

[NP97]

Haha. Yeah, that's only a problem when it's super cold or I have been running or something. Bed fowfers and internal stretches definitely helped with the sack hang.

 

[NP97]

Alright, did Wednesday's stuff, felt good. Hang looking good still even though it's 30 out... workout later, post later.


Also, I do believe that chick digs me. Playful slap on arm, waving, big smile when I ran into my work yesterday to see if I left the wallet there. I play it cool, yet can tell.

All positive signs, yet in the back of my mind there lies a voice. An evil voice that makes me feel as if I'm interpreting everything wrong. Maybe it's a voice trying to protect my state of mind. Maybe it thinks I can't take the rejection after having someone I really, truly loved loathe me so. Who knows? Either way, this voice must be silenced!

I have already since been shut down a few times and it didn't hurt. So that may not be it at all. Maybe it is my own insecurities with myself.

I look better than I have in a few years, not just in my slacks, but all around. More muscular, more fit, and happier than I have been in a few months. Although I do smoke now, that will be cut back once my work hours go back to normal in less than two months. But why the insecurity? Lord only knows.

I just don't want this to end up like another after-the-fact things. I can count on two hands how many times I have acted too slowly or not at all because I believed I was misinterpreting signs. Christ, in high school there was a girl who obviously liked me, and I her, but because of my pussyfooting around, I lost a chance with her.

Maybe it's cause this girl is sexy. Damn sexy. I mean, you must have a wonderful ass to look good in our work pants. I got a great bum and it looks like poop in them. But she is really freakin' sexy. She is one of those girls you just want to fuck the sh*t out of over and over again.

So I say screw that voice in the head. I'm stepping it up and really gonna go all out with the flirting. Nothing stupid, like dropping my Magnum on the floor, but the flirting I'm good at. Being funny, silly, and playful in a semi-sexy way. I say to you, yet again, that voice that haunts my thoughts. I say to you, 'Leave my head! Leave my head so my love life sha'nt be dead.'


Anyway, now that I got that off my chest...PE TIME! (I'm trying to get back to being a good writer, so if you guys noticed my post getting... well, being different than they use to, that's why.

 

[NP97]

Okay, didn't do a full workout. Squeezes, stretches, all done. No kegels today, will do tomorrow. Did 200 dry jelqs and 100 dry half-jelqs in the shower. All good.

 

[Pirate]

NP, Life is all about managing, and taking, risks. Lots of kinds of high risk behavior do not provide a reward nearly high enough to justify the possible down side.
Taking a chance on a girl that you find attractive is at the other end of the spectrum: very little downside risk and enormous upside potential. Stop being so cool, take a risk, and step it all up.
Keep in mind that there is no trait so attractive to a woman than the fact that you find her attractive.
Good luck, Bucko!

 

[NP97]

Thanks bud. Yeah, I dunno what's wrong with me sometimes. Being a chicken sh*t puss bag? Yeah, quite possibly. I just think in the back of my mind there is that stupid fucking voice that tells me your wrong and dumb and whatnot. Been there all my life actually. Just don't listen to it with anything else besides women, lol.

 

[Cleave]

NP you strike me as the kind of guy who is more motivated than discouraged by someone telling him that he can't do something... just apply that mentality to the whole girl situation and you should be golden!

 

[NP97]

Haha... I like to piss people off, so that would make sense. Proving them wrong and all. I will ask her out eventually... Relatively soon. I actually forgot my lucky Penguins hat at work last night, so I gotta get it before I head down to the Mellon for the game against the Habs. Dunno if she's scheduled or not. Either way I need that damn hat so we don't lose.

Anyhoo.... being that I have a ticket to the Pens game tonight, plus work, plus working out, plus school... yeah, PE is on the back burner today. Going to do the same thing as yesterday with my normal stretches, squeezes and the dry jelqs. Unless I happen to still be awake by the time the family leaves... I MAY stay up because I had an incomplete session yesterday. Measurements this weekend.

 

[NP97]

Oh yeah, side note. Got a big erection yesterday. Held a heavy pillow (an uncomfortable one I use for my dog when he's in my room) up with my erection. Looked like a foot long. I'm gonna giggle when I go to some Pirates games this year. Haha!

 

[NP97]

Well, phenomenal workout today. Don't have time for squeezes or edging, but my stretches (post jelq) felt fantastic. Bundled are feeling very nice. My jelqs felt better today than all week, so that's great as well. All in all it was a fantastic session to end a very good week of PE. Looking forward to seeing if the last week has translated into gains.
Lately my EQ has been poo, but I'm still fairly hard. This always seems to happen before a big gain. As if my body hasn't gotten use to the amount of blood needed to pump into my dong for me to get a 10/10 erection. Best I have had in the past two weeks was 8.

Also, when I get to 5.75" AVG I'm taking a two week deconditioning break. Hoozah!

 

[NP97]

Flaccid hang was looking NICE all day. Like better than ever. Dunno if I have time to measure today. Parents home, sister, all the normal reasons why not to due to lack-o-privacy. Moreso lack-o-laptop. Anyway, if not they'll be up later tonight when I'm done bar hoppin' around the city. Fingers crossed on not getting stabbed!

 

[NP97]

Some measurements... like I said, erect ones later probably.
FL: 5.25" Yeah, big bump. That's over .25" in a freakin' week. NICE!
FG: 4.8125" Was fatter earlier. Got sorta chilly this morning. Definitely was at 5" when I went to pee during the game.
BPSFL: 8.3125" Bump of 1/16"

 

[NP97]

Rest-o-stats!
BPEL: 8.0625"
EG(Avg): 5.667" (Top 5.25", Mid 5.375", Base 6.375")
EQ: 9-10 kinda drunk, but still super hard.


On a side note, next time I see that girl I have been obsessing over I'm asking her out to a movie or something. Asking her out either way. No being a puss bag this time. I like this girl a lot, I can tell she likes me. If she says no, who gives a fuck. I'm asking next time I see her.

 

[NP97]

Also, I'm fairly drunk.... so bear with me here. Like I have said, I wanted to post about the other exercises I have been doing... Since they have lead to obvious girth gains I will. Just not for a bit due to drunkeness... They'll get done at some point this week. I posted a few yesterday, hopefully a few people looked over them.

It's very nice having a big dick. Not trying to be a douche to other people... but noticing it while edging right now. Hot damn! BIG! Me likey. I put in the work, deserve this... and am damn proud of it too!

Thanks PE Gym, for all your help! All the mods and all the members who have helped me out. Especially JP for introducing me to V-jelqs and Gator for keeping me every so motivated! And Pirate and Pegasus for getting me re-motivated into being able to achieve DO's again after overworking my PC/BC muscles and losing that ability!