NP97: Still Pullin' His Pee Pee

[NP97]

Just testing some ideas out on myself. I wanna see how I'll react to the extra work after building up slowly for so long.
After that I'm taking a week off, then measuring. I might do that shock thing for two if it looks like it's working.
If I didn't gain anything I'm gonna go for girth for a while AND start working out far more often (nice weather, no school). Get my fat pad down and see where I stand on NBPEL when I'm actually at my desired weight. I can stand to loose about 20-30 lbs. But I wanna put some muscle back on from my Football days.

 

[somebodyelse]

Story!
At work a few days ago I was messing around. I kept getting hit and slapped by girls I work with. So I pretended to cry, sat in a corner, and wheeled a cart kinda in front of me. My legs are spread but the bottoms of my feet are on the ground still. This girl comes up to the cart and leans over. Kinda smacked it into my shin, for which I said, "Ow... kinda hurts." She apologises but stays there.
I see her obviously staring at my crotch. Didn't stop for a good five seconds.
I look up at her and say, "So can I get up or do you wanna keep staring at my crotch." Her face turns red and she kinda runs off.

I guess that makes us even for the tiem I was talking to her and staring right at her big boobies (cleavage). Making almost no eye contact whatsoever.

LOL! did you have Bro-shorts on or something?

 

[NP97]

Work pants made everything bundle up into a mass of gentle genitals. That and thin underwear.

 

[NP97]

3/27/11
Great again. No stretches like I said, but I did the extra jelqs. Felt great. Edged for around 20 or 30, forgot to keep track. Looked as big as yesterday.
Post PE:
Okay morning wood, hang is great though. I should re-measure my flaccid hang. It has been thicker than normal fairly consistently. Length seems to vary, but it's been in the way a lot, so.... yeah.

 

[NP97]

3/29/11
Great. Stretches felt pretty good. Did both sets before jelqing, which made my EQ go poopy and tired my arms out quite a bit before I jelqed. Jelqed at about 20% erect. Did not edge after.
Post PE:
Kinda morning wood. After I woke up I started getting hard. Hang has been about average today, although it's cold as sh*t and snowing again, so I'm not too worried about that.

 

[wanthis]

I really like reading your log man.. especially with the anecdotes and stuff haha.

 

[NP97]

Informational yet fun.

 

[NP97]

So I go and drop my friend off at her house last night. We go inside. She starts showing me some of her artwork...which was pretty good actually. She let's her dog up. Animals love me... starts jumping all over me and bites my nose while in a face-licking frenzy. We're talking some more outside. Having a smoke... shooting the sh*t.

Normal me... I start starring at her big boobies and get a semi.
She walks by me as she shows me her room accidentally brushing my buldge and slightly erect penis with her hand.
She sorts stutters mid-sentence. Right at the moment of the accidental brush. I'm not gonna try anything, as bad as I want to. Friends and all. She's cute... but a really good friend. Not gonna do that after she had been drinking.

I leave and head home. I get a text from her halfway home thanking me for staying 90% sober and driving everyone to the bar. Apologizes for the face violation I received, courtesy of her dog. I say next time it should be her and we'll call it even. She lols at that and we argue over whos room is messier. Go back and forth for a while and I make a dirty joke. She calls me crazy (she uses that a lot). I tell her I know she is picturing us doing it right now. Lol again. I tell her I'm picturing her riding me. She texts me back a very large emoti-penis. Oh yeah... she knows I have a large dick. Jokes with me about it a lot. Tends to tell other people too. Like while playing never have I ever with a large group of people.
I'm straying from topic here.... she texts the pee pee. I text her back a ROFL.
We talked a bit more... she asks when I'm off next. I tell her.
She says goodnight. I say the same.

No real end to this story. Glad I have girl-friends I can talk to like that. But this story will end. It will.
By the way she was talking to me at her house I could tell if she didn't have to wake up at 5am (it was like 12:30 when I left) she would have wanted me to throw her on her bed and ravage her. Can't wait for summer... being she teaches kids (substitute for now) her hour suck. Especially if she has to go to a further away school in the GPA (Greater Pittsburgh Area) like she did that morning. This is the same girl that found/saw my condom size. I think she broke up with her boyfriend too... she didn't say one thing about him, or the time we talked before on the phone when she was going through some family crap.

 

[wanthis]

Informational yet fun.

Exactly.

Man your junk gets so much attention it's inspiring lol.
Can't wait till that happens to me. I guess im going to have become friends with more girls for that to happen too. As of now I just find girls annoying and just rather hang out with the guys whenever I need to chill.

 

[calixto]

Dude, I loved that story!

 

[NP97]

Thanks man. 100% true.
Gonna PE later tonight... not really in the mood right now.

 

[NP97]

So I haven't been working out. Put on ten pounds. Up to 195.
Starting tomorrow morning. Fuck this sh*t. My knee is all jacked up, don't care. Running until my lungs feel ablaze tomorrow.

 

[NP97]

3/31/11
Great workout. Stretches had me hanging quite low. Jelqs done 10-40% erect (varried quite a bit). Edged for 20 minutes. This extra work has me tired, but looking HUGE when I'm edging.
Post PE:
No morning wood. Too much sh*t going through my mind though.... Hang is different looking. Normal thickness, but it's hanging WAY longer than it ever has.

 

[NP97]

So, I work with food. Not allowed to have a beard. Beardnets are allowed, but not given out.
I ordered 100 for the hockey playoffs. Swear to God, if the Penguins get knocked out in the first round I'm gonna be so pissed at the 18 bucks I wasted.
Actually, less since I'm splitting the cost with two other people I work with.

 

[UYN]

How I envy guys with good facial hair growth. Dad just has "OK", but troubling that I have more hair on my body than he does, and I have very little compared to "normal" guys. Also my mother has nothing. I mean nothing, as in the small "dots" from the hair roots aren't even there. I wish I could have the mustache that the host of Family Feud has; Google Image Result for http://hiphop.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Steve-Harvey-Family-Feud-Host.jpg;epic.

-UYN-

 

[NP97]

Haha! Steve Harvey.

 

[NP97]

4/1/11
Okay workout. Stretches were good. Kinda tired through jelqing, 10-20% erect. Great edging session though. 30 minutes.
Post PE:
Decent morning wood. Really horny all day. Hang was about normal, maybe a bit longer.

 

[wanthis]

3/1/11
Okay workout. Stretches were good. Kinda tired through jelqing, 10-20% erect. Great edging session though. 30 minutes.
Post PE:
Decent morning wood. Really horny all day. Hang was about normal, maybe a bit longer.

Lol I think you meant 4/1/11

 

[NP97]

Yep.

 

[NP97]

4/2/11
Jelqs only. Felt good. Varried between 10-30% erect. Edged for 45 minutes as well.
Post PE:
Sorta-morning wood. Kinda horny. Hang is normal size but super floppy. Although I'm kinda cold now. So maybe it's better than I think.