Story!
At work a few days ago I was messing around. I kept getting hit and slapped by girls I work with. So I pretended to cry, sat in a corner, and wheeled a cart kinda in front of me. My legs are spread but the bottoms of my feet are on the ground still. This girl comes up to the cart and leans over. Kinda smacked it into my shin, for which I said, "Ow... kinda hurts." She apologises but stays there.
I see her obviously staring at my crotch. Didn't stop for a good five seconds.
I look up at her and say, "So can I get up or do you wanna keep staring at my crotch." Her face turns red and she kinda runs off.
I guess that makes us even for the tiem I was talking to her and staring right at her big boobies (cleavage). Making almost no eye contact whatsoever.