Okay, so this happened a few weeks ago... I just haven't had time to post. Especially with everything being so 'bananas' on the forums lately.
So me and a few friends were drinking over my one (girl) friends house. Well, we were through three bottles of wine and a 5th of rum when I finally had to break the seal. I ran out to my car first to get a smoke for after, then went in to pee. The girl whos house it was opened the door up on me while I was finishing up. There wasn't a lock on the door (no idea why).
So she opens it up and instantly blushes and says, "Oh god, I'm sorry!" then shuts the door and runs off. She kinda stumbled over the words too.
In that time frame I saw her eyes widen so very much when she saw my cock. My flaccid was awesome that day (they have a big mirror, I saw it, it looked ginormous).
Anyway, I found this funny. Especially since then she has made a few small dick jokes on my behalf. Which I know is a total joke and she finds it funny too. Before she went back to college she asked me how big it was. Being the douche that I am I say four inches first. Then I get hit and tell her 7&3/4" and 5 2/3" around.
So now my best friend (of the opposite sex) knows I have a big weener. I wonder if any fun will happen when I go visit her late next month.
