Just Talking

[Dontrike]

Another thought that came to me. We know all about various giveaways, contests, and other sorts of things that give out prizes for doing this and that. I have only ever known one person that won something from a cereal box, but the prize came to him like 6 months later, but it seems odd to know that only one person has ever won something from one of those giveaways. Hell, The Simpsons had a contest to see who could get it right for who shot Mr. Burns, but no one got it right, which means no one won, and that makes me wonder if that happens as well for lots of these contests.

Have you or anyone you know ever won something from television, a soda bottle cap, a cereal box, or something like that? Note do not mention the lottery, unless it was big money like $10k+, as you can technically "win" very easily, even if it is only $1.

 

[Tamora]

Why is it that you "yanks" always put the date back to front??? Really annoying!!!

For instance, today's date ain't friggin 01/10/16...it's bleedin' 10/01/16!!!

I know you guys like to steal everything from us Brits...but if you are going to do that can you please try and do it properly and try not to get so easily bloomin' confused in the process, like you did when you tried to steal football from us and got confused with friggin' rugby. It really ain't that difficult...if only you just gave it a bit of thought first before making yourselves all look like silly billies!

 

[kickinthemebs]

Yeh, the backwards date thing is really fecking annoying.

Why is it that you "yanks" always put the date back to front??? Really annoying!!!

For instance, today's date ain't friggin 01/10/16...it's bleedin' 10/01/16!!!

I know you guys like to steal everything from us Brits...but if you are going to do that can you please try and do it properly and try not to get so easily bloomin' confused in the process, like you did when you tried to steal football from us and got confused with friggin' rugby. It really ain't that difficult...if only you just gave it a bit of thought first before making yourselves all look like silly billies!

 

[Tamora]

Yeh, the backwards date thing is really fecking annoying.

I don't even get the friggin' logic behind it...month, day, year...what's that all about!!!??? :noidea:

 

[Tamora]

Been watching a program about holiday properties abroad...£130k for a 4 bedroom bungalow in Florida...WTF!!!!

Add another zero to that in the UK!!!!

 

[RickBhmcsb]

Why is it that you "yanks" always put the date back to front??? Really annoying!!!

For instance, today's date ain't friggin 01/10/16...it's bleedin' 10/01/16!!!

I know you guys like to steal everything from us Brits...but if you are going to do that can you please try and do it properly and try not to get so easily bloomin' confused in the process, like you did when you tried to steal football from us and got confused with friggin' rugby. It really ain't that difficult...if only you just gave it a bit of thought first before making yourselves all look like silly billies!

10/01/16 around here would be read as October 1, 2016. LOL

 

[RickBhmcsb]

Seriously....I think you still have to put on formal documents day month year but schools teach it month day year so either way is acceptable.

 

[TheGreatDivider]

Another day. Another "A".

 

[islander]

Geez y'all. Just read the closed threads. Out of thousands of members only a small percentage have the guts to post. This site like all Internet anonymous sites will have some that take things the wrong way.
Then you have those of us who have been here for years. We forget not everyone knows our humor or we forget we've seen the same question hundreds of times.
If any of you don't get a member ask a mod. They will explain the meaning behind a post.
When I first got here I received a PM asking the size of my mouth fully open. Omg! I reported that guy to everyone and one by one it was explained to me. It was about girth and trying to find out what a female can really handle during oral.lol. Shoot. That was my welcome to the forum. Haha. Of course once reading more and accepting I am female on a dick site I was calmed down. That was more than five years ago.

For the most part lots of great things come of this site. The posts and messages. It was invaluable to me. Now I try to give back when I can. And post my stuff in this thread lol

We are names on a screen at first. It's the www.

I've made real friends on here. In person , by phone and by email. People I can call or reach out to I trust.

Thanks you guys and girls.

 

[CUSP82]

Okay who said you have a big mouth? It wasn't me!!!!!!

 

[islander]

Haha!! No not you cookie. I love the guy now but sh*t what a way to start lol
Especially because I knew nothing about dick sizes or how important it all was to y'all. I was worried because I have a very big mouth haha. I'm like wow now I'm the problem. Haha!!

 

[islander]

WOW I just logged on to the gym for the first time since September 2015 so its the only way I can see reps and likes. Thanks so much to all those that hit the button! So sweet XO I am going to click profiles now I don't recognize so many lol

 

[Jay1983]

Now although I kinda miss seeing the old ad..... these new ads I can get use to!





Okay and that's all, for now.

 

[MrsLooking4more]

Welcome back Landi! You were missed.

 

[PurpleOnes]

Now although I kinda miss seeing the old ad..... these new ads I can get use to!

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Okay and that's all, for now.

It would confuse people that Bathmate is a nipple pump or pussy pump instead of penis pump.

I'm glad that the old ads are gone well I used adblock so it did not bother me too much.

 

[Dontrike]

Now although I kinda miss seeing the old ad..... these new ads I can get use to!

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Okay and that's all, for now.

My dreams into reality? I don't know how a penis pump is going to get me a life time supply of egg sandwiches.

 

[islander]

A photographer posted a picture of a killer whale feeding just feet from his face. He asked, what do you wish you could do?

I say
Be a mermaid and have safe passage in the ocean world. Listen and talk to all sea life. Learn what we've done. What we are doing. What we can fix. Then turn into Lucy the Scarlett Johansen character and spit out the ultimate jump drive and hand it to Morgan Freeman so he can get started on saving our oceans. Then back in time to when we became the human homosapiens (sp). Safe passage to find out wtf happened to us. When why. Was it one person. What the heck happen. I can fast forward at will. I just want to know. Would I change anything even if it meant I wouldn't exist. I'm sure there would be no way to stop me, Yes.

What do you wish you could do or witness?

 

[islander]

PS. I didn't post that full answer haha. That's just for here safe and sound lol

 

[Dontrike]

A photographer posted a picture of a killer whale feeding just feet from his face. He asked, what do you wish you could do?

I say
Be a mermaid and have safe passage in the ocean world. Listen and talk to all sea life. Learn what we've done. What we are doing. What we can fix. Then turn into Lucy the Scarlett Johansen character and spit out the ultimate jump drive and hand it to Morgan Freeman so he can get started on saving our oceans. Then back in time to when we became the human homosapiens (sp). Safe passage to find out wtf happened to us. When why. Was it one person. What the heck happen. I can fast forward at will. I just want to know. Would I change anything even if it meant I wouldn't exist. I'm sure there would be no way to stop me, Yes.

What do you wish you could do or witness?

If I had to pick something to witness it would be experiencing Chef Boyardees actual cooking. It couldn't have been the mostly edible slop that we have now, plus he lived near Cleveland like myself so I kind of liked that.

As for what I could do? Simply more. I don't do much, in fact close to zero, if not zero already. Someone of semi-importance or fame, nothing too much just enough to let others know I was worth a damn.

 

[Jay1983]

She messaged me to see how I'm doing. She must want the D.