Just Talking

[somebodyelse]

In other news!

I talked to my boss from back in college... VERY small firm. the one I survived all the layoffs, and the recession until it was just he and I.

He promised to call if he needed help... well he wants me to handle a job for him... YAY! some business! and I'll get my hours too!

 

[Dontrike]

Nothing like a good day off where you sit back, drink some rum, and hate yourself for a few hours. Livin' the dream.

 

[somebodyelse]

*stares at dontrike with a look of solemn beffudlement*

I can't with you today, LOL!

 

[Dontrike]

*stares at dontrike with a look of solemn beffudlement*

I can't with you today, LOL!

You should always have time for drinking and self loathing. You kids nowadays need to slow down and take life easy. I'll show you the way.

 

[BigRooster]

Do you find it humorous and annoying. That some people some people will kiss ass, step on toes, and back stab to get a position. Then when they get the position. They bitch, moan, and groan because of all of the work that the position requires to be done? I do.

Maybe if they would have been more observant and considerate of what that person was going through. They might have second thought themselves before being critical.

 

[Jay1983]

Upon reading a recent thread that involved condoms, I remembered a day when I was pounding her out, and the rubber actually split into two pieces during the action. About 30+ strokes later I realized.. it... feels.... rubberless. I pulled out, laughed, thinking oh sh*t....... where's the other half!?!?

Okay that's not really what I was thinking but still, whereTF did the other half go? Do condoms really break into two separate pieces???

...and that's when I went fishing.. :mosking:

 

[closed224]

I hope you practiced catch and release at that point.

 

[Jay1983]

I hope you practiced catch and release at that point.

I caught it, showed her my catch, and released it right back in the ocean for her to catch.

...or the next fisherman.

ound:

 

[islander]

Jay I find your avatar very distracting

 

[closed224]

Kinda make me wanna split.

 

[NCGUY1972]

Guys. Tell me. If you were orphaned young and were in foster care would you tell that to a woman you just started talking to!

Or is this a red flag!

weird but I wouldn't say red flag yet depends on what led up to it

 

[JonPop]

Well, we know the gender of Jay's banana now.:fish:

 

[Jay1983]

Jay I find your avatar very distracting

The. Banana. Is. The. Best. Toy. Ever!

 

[islander]

Funny I log in and so do you. Should we tell everyone now we are on the same sofa? Haha. Jk

Yea when I see that head on the banana ( only when I'm on my lap top) it just gets me all excited. I forget why I logged in lol lol
It makes me want to sculpt one of my bananas. Then that makes me want a real one. Nothing good can come from that since I'm still on hiatus lol

Anyway back at the ranch ....

 

[JonPop]

I've herd that cucumbers made good toys.

Like my Star Wars Avatar?

 

[islander]

I can't see them when on my phone. I'll check it out lol

I don't dildo. I just vibe. That's bad enough. If I dildo and like it then I'm doomed. Lol. So I just say no to dildo

Add: JP I still can't see it large enough but is that a full metal dick? lol Freakin scary!!

 

[Jay1983]

Funny I log in and so do you. Should we tell everyone now we are on the same sofa? Haha. Jk

Yea when I see that head on the banana ( only when I'm on my lap top) it just gets me all excited. I forget why I logged in lol lol
It makes me want to sculpt one of my bananas. Then that makes me want a real one. Nothing good can come from that since I'm still on hiatus lol

Anyway back at the ranch ....

Don't fib you know we're on the same boat :becky:

If/when you sculpt a banana.. be sure to send me pics lol just make sure it's a big banana!

 

[islander]

How much would a guy charge for honey do list?

 

[BigRooster]

Are we talking an Angela and Tony Who's the Boss kind of thing?

 

[Dontrike]

How weird would it be for a woman to hire a male to do honey do list things and domestic things. Light cleaning, laundry, cook, maintain cars, boat, house stuff.
I guess 3-5 hours a day. How much would a guy charge for that?

Depends on the expertise of the cleaner, but I would bet a 10$/hr minimum would be a good start.