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[Jay1983]

And on other news.....

Man?s 9 inch penis causes airport security scare| studentbeans.com

Not sure if I should feel jealous, or ound: ....

 

[CUSP82]

And on other news.....

Man?s 9 inch penis causes airport security scare| studentbeans.com

Not sure if I should feel jealous, or ound: ....

Nah he's ugly!

 

[Jay1983]

Nah he's ugly!

Hey so am I! :lol:

 

[Jay1983]

Her: "So when are you gonna let me put my hands down there?"

Me: "ound:"


Is something wrong with me? :lol:

 

[BigRooster]

So I was looking at a picture of my dad and his five brothers. I think it was taken in the fifties. Don Draper on Mad Men looks like my dad.

 

[somebodyelse]

super Amped!!!

Living room is now no more good, but I finally got my NordicTrak GRT950 assembled. Don't have enough room for the squat station but I'll get it figured out soon.

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That was my christmas present to myself and I'm just now getting it assembled, LOL! No more 2:30 wakeup calls to go to the Gym to avoid the crowds

 

[Jay1983]

My GF is against me using a penis pump. I really don't see what the big deal is.

 

[somebodyelse]

I was intimately involved with a woman who knew I PE'd. I showed her the penis pump and how it worked... It freaked her out. She said it looked like it was going to break my penis. "Don't hurt him!" lol!

 

[Dontrike]

My GF is against me using a penis pump. I really don't see what the big deal is.

Just tell her that soon she will know what the big deal is.

 

[Jay1983]

I figured out why my GF doesn't comment on my ding dong; she's lesbian.. and she's using me as a cover up because she's so ashamed of herself.

Her parents would poop in her hair if they found out she was eating va-jay-jay.

 

[GymRatGuy]

And on other news.....

Man?s 9 inch penis causes airport security scare| studentbeans.com

Not sure if I should feel jealous, or ound: ....

Lmao! Im sorry but they were correct to label it as a possible "biological weapon" he literally must impale women. If they don't run in fear...

 

[Dontrike]

I figured out why my GF doesn't comment on my ding dong; she's lesbian.. and she's using me as a cover up because she's so ashamed of herself.

Her parents would poop in her hair if they found out she was eating va-jay-jay.

A large hat will protect her from cranium feces.

 

[somebodyelse]

LMAO@poop in her hair... That got a quick guffaw out of me... Nice LMAO

Man... that fresh from the Gym feeling in your living room? holy crap. This machine does it all. everything I did in the Gym, I can do it here at home! Lumber Jacks, Rows, Leg Lifts, Bench Military and Hammer presses, Bicep Curls, Lat pull downs And then we've had this Elliptical for a while. I replaced the batteries in it and now I do a 20 minute workout on the elliptical, then hit the home gym and I have that "straight from the Gym" feeling without having to listen to crap music, wait for people to get off machines, look for free weights or anything annoying.

In hog heaven right now, LOL!

 

[somebodyelse]

legit nervous...

They hit me back. Want to do a skype interview now... Accidentally sent me a Outlook of another person they're interviewing.

Checked out his linked in page and he's a beast I don't know if I'm gonna be good enough! I can only do my best! LOL!

 

[somebodyelse]

HEWWWWWWWW

Knocked it out, for the most part... That was the most nerve racked I've ever been before an interview. LOL!

 

[somebodyelse]

...and

BRIIIIIICK!

bounced off the backboard swirled the rim and jumped out.

"While we were impressed with your background and experience, we chose another person." LOL! for the most part.

Annoyyyyy!

Got a call back from a couple other places though. Especially one whom was forwarded my resume to a job that rejected me.

 

[Jay1983]

I applied for a low-end paid position, and the same day they asked me to do volunteer work.

Like what???

Just hire me, and if you don't like the way I do things, fire me!

I'm too young and too broke to volunteer; I'd rather fish lmao

 

[Rasputine]

I'm laid off during the summer,but that is okay because
I can do blues jams on the weekend where as before not
able to do that.

 

[Rasputine]

...and

BRIIIIIICK!

bounced off the backboard swirled the rim and jumpe
"While we were impressed with your background and experience, we chose another person." LOL! for the most part.

Annoyyyyy!

Got a call back from a couple other places though. Especially one whom was forwarded my resume to a job that rejected me.

Probably was not the place that you were meant to be at.Guess it
easy for me to sayray:

 

[Dontrike]

I have been seeing this image posted around here and felt some sort of stupid need to put my unimportant thoughts about it on here.

https://www.pegym.com/forums/attach...e-value-she-satisfied-shoot-yourself-head.jpg

So obviously this joke is that the owner of linked ammunition expulsioner is that they will shoot themselves and really it is supposed to be a joke about people shooting themselves for doing something rather unintelligent.

Now I am not one for poking holes in jokes, but for me when I look at this I can easily see a way to fire the stupid firearm without harming oneself. Sure you would have to use your thumbs on the trigger and you won't be able to aim it very well because of handling it awkwardly and you would probably need larger hands to accommodate such a thing so you don't lose control of this metal thrower. Now if one can figure out how to fire this back asswards pistol, without taking off your cheek, wouldn't that mean that the particular joke is then negated?