Just Talking

[Ravenously]

Well Islander, you know what Freud said, you should embrace your complexes, not seek to eliminate them. But, he was full of sh*t.

I think the book was Boink by Mary Roach, pretty good book. All about human and animal sexuality, interesting read. It's good humored and not very long.

 

[someone_like_u]

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Oh great thanks lmao At least I know you are not across my lake hahahaha Yea we have hundreds they never leave. Its a nightmare so we shoot them to break up the event. So they move out further in the lake where we cant get them

Ok please dont label me. I will get a huge complex now

 

[Ravenously]

It's Dec 21, no snow, 40 degrees f, fog. I'm loving it, I wish it was foggy more often here. I like a nice fog that you can't more than 10-20 feet in. Plus you don't have to shovel fog.

 

[islander]

I'm thinking of my life and it's so many blessings. I really have had a great time. The sad times some I brought on myself some not. The bad times some I brought on and some not. Even still I'm basically a happy person and enjoy what life there is to live. As I watch my only child get ready in the final stretch of living at home I see so much of me in him. I'm so thankful for that. A friend told him, then he told me, dude you are really not that funny. But you laugh at yourself and laugh as and after you say stuff. That sh*t right there cracks me up.
It's the ability to bring on your own laughter, your own smile that is so great. Meh I am going to miss him. Yea I know guys I still have 7 months lol
I've got at least 44 more years of good life to live. Where we going?

 

[Ravenously]

The ability to entertain yourself is a gift from the gods. My humor is based almost completly on self entertainment, if someone else finds it funny that's just icing on the cake. Congrats, Islander and good fortune for thee and thine.

 

[RickBhmcsb]

It's Dec 21, no snow, 40 degrees f, fog. I'm loving it, I wish it was foggy more often here. I like a nice fog that you can't more than 10-20 feet in. Plus you don't have to shovel fog.

I'll agree with you there. 40 and very dense fog earlier. I kinda live in a wooded area and couldn't even see the closer pine trees to the house.

 

[Ravenously]

There are some forums that are free-for-alls that allow for a lot more freedom in how the members interact, but anyone that treated people like Misty did would get banned, it's not like she didn't get enough chances to try to act a bit more respectably. Even if you think all men are potential rapists, you can't just say that to them or it comes off as a bit hostile.

I think all women are potential rapists, that's why I'm always leery about strange chicks walking towards me with "gleem" in their eyes. Who knows when a gang of sex crazed women are going to roll up and throw me into their "rape van"?






Oh well, I guess you can't rape the willing.

 

[islander]

Got a replacement vibe
So freaking awesome when you are barely holding it against you and as you orgasm the pulses from the clit move/jerk the vibe up. My gosh I luv my private parts!

 

[amiok]

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

 

[Steve23]

I think all women are potential rapists, that's why I'm always leery about strange chicks walking towards me with "gleem" in their eyes. Who knows when a gang of sex crazed women are going to roll up and throw me into their "rape van"?






Oh well, I guess you can't rape the willing.

Hope they dont use the studded 14x8 dildo on you with menthol lube.

 

[Rasputine]

Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

In the water or out

 

[amiok]

In the water or out

Lol, I don't know. Just a cheezy pick up line from the movie "Hall Pass"

 

[islander]

Mowed lawn, two cans full of weeds and debris. Neighbor comes over and edges the entire place. I blow it down then went to his house and blew his front down of the house.

Life is good. Love the smell of cut grass

 

[BigRooster]

I agree. Love that smell. I have three acres of land. It takes me all day to do it. When I am finished. I like fo sit on my swing with an iced tea or a can or two of Bud light.
Some people tell me I'm obsessed with mowing the grass. It's my therapy.

 

[Ravenously]

Hope they dont use the studded 14x8 dildo on you with menthol lube.

Steve, I am supprised that you, a moderator, would take this so lightly. Female on male sex crime is a very serious problem in our sociaty today. Last year there were over 4million cases of battered huband in th U.S. alone. And, furthermore.........





Ha ha ha ha ha just kidding! But really that is a brutal sized dildo!

 

[islander]

I agree. Love that smell. I have three acres of land. It takes me all day to do it. When I am finished. I like fo sit on my swing with an iced tea or a can or two of Bud light.
Some people tell me I'm obsessed with mowing the grass. It's my therapy.

Big cock I had a bud light in the bottle

 

[pe4life2]

Found some Perry Ellis socks in my sock drawer. They have the initials PE on them and I now love them

 

[islander]

So my prev partner sent me a porn link. He regrets it but too late. I'm hitting it almostly daily. The massage porn is so crazy hot to me. I think I have Pre ejac. I wonder if there is such a thing for women. I can't make it past 3 min. I guess it doesn't matter as long as I can do it in real life right? Shoot I hope this is just a phase. Never did this before lol. My house guests are gone so maybe that's why I'm doing this. If its a 30 min video I O a good four times.
Im worried lol. Maybe just cuz it's new...

 

[Steve23]

So my prev partner sent me a porn link. He regrets it but too late. I'm hitting it almostly daily. The massage porn is so crazy hot to me. I think I have Pre ejac. I wonder if there is such a thing for women. I can't make it past 3 min. I guess it doesn't matter as long as I can do it in real life right? Shoot I hope this is just a phase. Never did this before lol. My house guests are gone so maybe that's why I'm doing this. If its a 30 min video I O a good four times.
Im worried lol. Maybe just cuz it's new...

Don't worry, the faster a woman cums the better, the faster a guy does, he feels worthless. Women have it so easy.

 

[phil88]

wow, well after reading your post and being a young man who enjoys giving massages as much as he does having sex, I have to ask you Islander, are you anywhere near Winnipeg ?