Okay, this is incredibly dumb.
Believe it or not, the source of the bleeding is not internal, it's external. It seems as if, at some point, I CUT myself right near the urethra opening.
Last night, after I posted here, I did panic and I forced myself to go to the E.R. The thoughts of possibly having a urinary tract infection scared the sh*t out of me, because I know leaving those untreated leads to septicemia, septic shock, and possibly death. After waiting in the room for 2 hours (it certainly is nice to wait for all of those who don't have health insurance when I pay an arm and a leg for mine - thanks Obama), I finally got checked out. No less by a male doctor...He asked the questions I thought he would ask "Have you had any rough sex? Do you masturbate abnormally often?" I answered all of them with a no (I didn't lie). Then he did some examination and found the cut. It's small, like the size of a paper cut, but it runs horizontally right underneath my urethra opening on the glans. He asked me how I may have gotten that. I didn't know.
I still don't understand why it wasn't painful. Recall, I never once had pain from this. And it bled initially, but then stopped bleeding for days. What made it start bleeding again? Maybe I rubbed it too hard or bumped it when I was carrying boxes? Who knows. But how did I get the cut in the first place? Maybe I have something relatively sharp down stuck in a pair of boxers. Maybe I nicked it when I was jelqing or doing a compressor. Fingernail? Maybe my homemade jelq device has something sharp on it? All of this stuff needs to be examined.
I'm just glad I'm alright. That was scary and rather intense.
I'm walking around with a tiny little bandage on my penis. It feels weird and it's annoying. I have to take the fucking thing off to piss. But then again, I suppose that's better than walking around with a broken dick, or laying in a bed with septicemia. Doc said I could resume "normal" activity with it in a few days. It needs some unobstructed healing time.
Thanks for all the well-wishes guys. I appreciate it.
How the fuck do you CUT your dick? I amaze myself...
. Gotta love Tim Tebow, certainly gonna miss him at UF. We had awesome seats around the 35 yard line, about 25 rows up. Still don't know how my brother scored the tickets. The drive to NO and back sucks though. About 9 hours, pretty boring drive too. Oh well, it was worth it. Hope you all watched that game! Gators kick ass once again!
