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You know, vegans look down on you meat-eaters for eating veal ... How hypocritical is that?
I mean, vegans eat baby carrots.

They're just babies :(
 
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I may say that my food shits on your food. But my sh*t is a fertilizer for your food and I also eat that food. Someday we will also become a sh*t of some maggot. And a babby carrot will eat us. So its a neverending cycle of sh*t.
 

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Well I do make wings with a bit of barbeque sauce on the outside and inject some Jack Daniels under the skin and let them sit for a day.
Toad. Inject some Jack Daniels under the skin of your baby carrots and get them good and drunk first.
 

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Pfft who needs chickens when you have Irish potatoes along with a pint of Guinness to wash it down
 

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:puke: poop and food has been mentioned to many times
 

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Another exciting day along the Jersy Shore so I decided to increase the excitement by reading about dead chickens instead of 6 month old threads. I never realized there was so much controversy over the creature comforts chickens have come to expect while waiting to move down the green mile. Dead chicken walking.

I think Schlittle would enjoy a visit To Key West where it is illegal to harm chickens and they're allowed to wonder the streets Free and unmolested. I personally would not know how to molest a chicken. I also understand that eating free range chickens is better for you than eating psychologically balanced, unstressed cooped up chickens because of all the protein they ingest from eating lots of bugs and grubs as well as poop food.
 

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You are what you eat.
If you eat poorly raised food, then that becomes part of you. Psychologically imbalanced chickens? ... welll that explains a lot, CUSP!
 

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Pfft who needs chickens when you have Irish potatoes along with a pint of Guinness to wash it down
I believe that is called a seven course dinner in Ireland - a boiled potato and a six pack of Guinness.
 

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I believe that is called a seven course dinner in Ireland - a boiled potato and a six pack of Guinness.
You're spot on not2big! The typical diet here. Who needs a "balanced diet" with "protein" and "vitamins". Hell I turned out pretty well, couple of damaged brain cells is all.... Im graaanndd!
 

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I'm just glad schlittle hasn't seen it yet. He hates this thread!
 

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I'm just glad schlittle hasn't seen it yet. He hates this thread!
I am sure he is aware of it, but doesn't want to increase his BP over the weekend by reading it.

Maybe he is out chasing free range chickins for Sunday dinner
 
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So could you tell yesterday was a bit boring around here? Today doesn't look too promising either. Maybe I'll write about lions unless some has a better topic.

I'm a lion....

We butchered about 5 chickens today. When the fat is yellow, you know it's good.
 

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What do you call a dead chicken?-Out of cluck!
 

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You know, vegans look down on you meat-eaters for eating veal ... How hypocritical is that?
I mean, vegans eat baby carrots.

They're just babies :(
Yeah plants have feeling to ya know`:bolt::bolt:
 

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I'm just glad schlittle hasn't seen it yet. He hates this thread!
No Cusp i'm cool with this thread. Infact i eat chickens myself. :hungry:

It's true the other month i did get slightly annoyed with your first post when you was suggesting that the chickens were having a whale of a time chillin with all their chicken friends before they end up as dead chickens. :rolleyes: But that's not true because most chickens live a crappy existance. For example on egg farms male chickens are considered utterly pointless because they can't lay eggs: so when hatched the male and females are seperated and the male chicks are either gassed or thrown into a macerator, which is basically a machine which chops up the male chicks alive. So if i'm ever reincarneted and i have a choice of being a male chick on a egg farm or a dung beetle then the dung beetle would win every time.
 
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Now I know why I wrote about dead chickens!According to vegie.com, a trusted name in websites, eating chicken makes your dick smaller. Kill the chickens and save your dick!!!! ( which means more wings for me!)
 

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Now I know why I wrote about dead chickens!According to vegie.com, a trusted name in websites, eating chicken makes your dick smaller. Kill the chickens and save your dick!!!! ( which means more wings for me!)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it now, I look down and notta! I love chicken....wings, fried, baked, grilled, bbq, you name it, SLU loves it....yummy. Oh wait, almost bought into that, I'm female. So, I wonder, what does eating chicken do to us ladies? Make our boobs smaller, our butts? Cause....it ain't working on this gal :D And yes, I'm just kidding, well, not on the chicken I enjoy. Def. not a picky chicky!
 

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