best hospital visit ever :D i need advice though

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well im partly looking for advice and partly bragging :D (the question comes at the end, long back story, very pertinent :D)
A month ago i had an abcess on my ass. about midway between my anus and sack, i had to get it cut open and spend a night in the hospital. They said 50% chance it would come back. So it came back. I went into the hospital on the 7th and i met a nurse :D. It started as i was walking out of the bathroom and i didnt even see her coming around the corner and we bumped into each other. She was hot, i literally had nothing to say and actually said wow when i saw her, like out loud and she heard me, and i got embarrassed lol. The last time this happened was at a bar and i ended up getting a blowjob out of it. and i meant it that time to, so maybe women like that, idn. But she smiled and told me ill be your nurse blah blah blah. She leaves for awhile and comes back later to examine me, which means i get to strip naked :D, so im standing there and shes looking between my ass and my balls with her hands on my sack and her face relatively close to my penis. as i believe any guy would of in this situation i got a boner lol. very embarrassing again, i was like oh wow, im sorry but you know it is your fault, your really turning me on. She smiled and grabbed my dick and said "nice" and stroked it a few times, and that was it. Now it was the best sensation ive ever felt, idn why, im guessing environment and completely unexpected and everything. I tried to flirt with her for a little bit but i really was unprepared and continued to make an ass of myself. i got in early for my surgery, was out in 45 min and back in room as high as a kite from the anesthetic and the morphine. So its late now and its calmed down and she comes back to my room. We talked for like 2 hours straight. I was really high so i really opened up, we had an amazing conversation. Eventually i asked for her number and she said she was really sorry but im to young (shes 28) and even if i wasnt she has a fiance. So i was like damn. Later though she comes back to introduce me to my new nurse cause her shift is ending. I was like so this means i wont see you anymore? She says no. i tell her it was really nice meeting her, she actually made my stay in the hospital a happy one, and i said "oh and i never got your name". She had big name tag on which was clearly visible, so she looks at me funny like, you dont see? and i say "I would like to know because you are worth remembering". she smiles big smile, walks over kisses me on the lips and gives me her number :D. So now im stumped, i have no clue what to do. first off can i rationalize screwing over her fiance by saying im nothing speical, if it wasnt me it would be some other guy? secondly we cant go to her place, we cant come to mine, you think suggesting a hotel room would be bad?
 

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Wow. I really like this story. Kinda hard to believe, but I have know many nurses (my roommate seemed to always date nurses) and its been my experience that there is a high percentage of nurses that are very sexual, if not just downright nymphos. Like I said, just my experience. Not trying to stereotype, just MY experience. This is a good thing!

Now, as far as THIS gal goes, I don't know what I would do, but you make a great point about it being either you or some other guy. And you never know if she was just saying she has a fiancé to see just how you would react. I have had women say they had boyfriends and such, and then 2 hours later in conversation, I find out they were just lying. Its like a security mechansim or something, maybe the women here on this site can better help you (and I am SURE if they read my post here they will be mad at me for saying all of this, but oh well).

I say call her, get to know what's REALLY going on, then HAVE FUN!!!
 

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Go for it!
 

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Go for it .. you have nothing to lose.. i mean didn't your dignity go out the window at the hospital already' hehe sorry couldn't resist .. but seriously go for it .. if it doesn't work out, it doesn't matter cuz you will never see her again
 

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Do it!!!
 

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When opportunity knocks at ya door, you dont hide behind the sofa ! Nothing tried nothing gained ... so go for it my friend.
 

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Go for it .. you have nothing to lose.. i mean didn't your dignity go out the window at the hospital already' hehe sorry couldn't resist .. but seriously go for it .. if it doesn't work out, it doesn't matter cuz you will never see her again

this was what i really wanted :D a women to tell me it was ok lol. Of course every guy is gonna say go for it :D
 

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She probably don't have a fiance. ;)
 

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YEs men will..
i will say if she is genuinely seeing one, then do not cross that line..
but there is no reason why you shouldn't try again and establish what is what.. she could have reacted the way she did at the hospital because she was being professional and you caught her off guard.. the kiss however is not professional and she is def sending you mix signals .. she gave you her number and you are interested, so use it.
 

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YEs men will..
i will say if she is genuinely seeing one, then do not cross that line..
but there is no reason why you shouldn't try again and establish what is what.. she could have reacted the way she did at the hospital because she was being professional and you caught her off guard.. the kiss however is not professional and she is def sending you mix signals .. she gave you her number and you are interested, so use it.

yeah the kiss is the big thing i thought. I hardly doubt im the first guy that got a boner with her doing the examination, and shes wearing gloves and handles old man dick all the time, so no big deal really, probably just being nice and trying to make me comfortable, its not like she jerked me off, But the kiss :D that was awesome, ill call tomorrow and let everyone know how it goes.

oh but as a side note, if she does have a fiance what a poor dude..... and this really throws a new light on dating a nurse or someone in the health care profession.
 

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Unfuckingbelievable.... She was stroking you a few times... Kissing on the lips.... What's next?? Keep us in the loop.
 

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I hope her fiance beats your ass back into the hospital.
 
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yeah the kiss is the big thing i thought. I hardly doubt im the first guy that got a boner with her doing the examination, and shes wearing gloves and handles old man dick all the time, so no big deal really, probably just being nice and trying to make me comfortable, its not like she jerked me off, But the kiss :D that was awesome, ill call tomorrow and let everyone know how it goes.

oh but as a side note, if she does have a fiance what a poor dude..... and this really throws a new light on dating a nurse or someone in the health care profession.

If you do end up dating her, I hope you don't mind her stroking more dick at work. Don't be naive and think you are the first.
 

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lol im guessing neither of you are big on reading. Ill let you figure what that means on your own. Ill give you a hint though, its in the thread :D. Lol strech you sound like one of them muscle bound haters that was giving me the eye when i walked into the gym, all i do is smile and wave :D first at you, then at your girl :D and shes probably gonna smile back :D
 

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Stretch, calm down bro. Afterall, it was HER that did the stroking first. And HER that did the kissing. And HER that ended up giving out the phone number. The guy just wanted a woman's opinion, and here we are, all us guys, commenting in the "Woman's Perspective" forum.

Lighten up guys, he came with an honest "What to do?" story, and I think we owe it to phil88 to just be unbiased and not spread ill will. Opinions offered in tasteful delivery are one thing, wishing harm, on the other hand, ain't cool.
 

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Morphine is known to cause deliriums an hallucinations...
 

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lol im guessing neither of you are big on reading. Ill let you figure what that means on your own. Ill give you a hint though, its in the thread :D. Lol strech you sound like one of them muscle bound haters that was giving me the eye when i walked into the gym, all i do is smile and wave :D first at you, then at your girl :D and shes probably gonna smile back :D

You're an idiot, and if you ever met me, you'd get to see her again for sure. You would have no chance with my girl, she's WELL out of your league. If girls are smiling back at you, they're probably doing all they can to keep from laughing.
 

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Stretch, calm down bro. Afterall, it was HER that did the stroking first. And HER that did the kissing. And HER that ended up giving out the phone number. The guy just wanted a woman's opinion, and here we are, all us guys, commenting in the "Woman's Perspective" forum.

Lighten up guys, he came with an honest "What to do?" story, and I think we owe it to phil88 to just be unbiased and not spread ill will. Opinions offered in tasteful delivery are one thing, wishing harm, on the other hand, ain't cool.

Sorry I'm not patting a guy on the back for going after an engaged woman.
 

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We're not asking you to pat him on the back, but we are asking you to remain civil. No insults and name-calling, please.