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Apparently, 8 - 10 inches is average or so I am told by a member of the opposite sex. Who, interestingly, has yet to mount the horse if you know what I mean ;).

No wonder we are all PEing if this is the attitude lol.

I did say to her at the time "are you freaking kidding me" but it transpires that she was deadly serious.

Now, either someone can't measure or they are harbouring the channel tunnel. I have a friend who is packing 7.75" y 5.75" and he is often told that he is very big/huge and considers his size a mixed blessing to they say the least.

So, it would seem that there is a massive gap between reality and fantasy lol

Now, I would be interested to hear the female perspective on all this
 
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HAHAHA, Who said that 10-12" is average? A friend of yours? I think you should SHOW her by using different objects what 10" actually looks like. You're friend is absolutely right, he is very big/huge :)

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LMAO! UpYours has it right - I think she's been exposed to a bit too much porn and thinks that some of the more 'hefty' guys are all that's out there. Yes, a few of them tip the ruler, but the vast majority are quite a bit lower on the ladder ... and not to mention that camera angles does wonders ...
 

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I think its true that women seriously don't have an concept of size. I'm not 7 yet. But in the past, I had a girl ask if I was 7. I went with it and said, sure! She went on to inform me that from her small sampling that most guys are around 7-7.5, haha. Some women don't have a clue.

But I can see why they think that. Like if you look at a picture of a 6 inch dick on a computer, depending on the angle etc..I think its looks bigger. In some porns guys are packing like 8-9 inches..but I'd swear it looks like 12. I guess when its coming at a woman...she just has the angle that makes it look bigger.
 

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Everything smaller than 8" shouldn't count as dick, it should be counted as a big clitoris.

Oh snap, that means that only 1% of the male population have a dick!

//Gyrta, proud owner of my new clitoris.
 
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Oh well.

At least I have one hell of a big clitoris.
 

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It doesn't really matter though, thats what I was trying to say up top. She'd probably see a 6 incher and think it was bigger.
 
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7by5, your lady friend is normal from my experience. Peculiar that my penis size has apparantly fluxuated between ~7" to ~10" long my whole life, that is what many of the women I have slept with say. The measuring tap says ~6". Some women say they need at least 10" but really like 12-14". But girls did not really pay much attention is shop class. I basically think that women add 30-50% to penis size with their scientific measurements ;). So, you are above her average using that formula, but she might take you for a foot long.
 
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When we talk about average penis length being in between 5.5" and 6.5" do we mean BPEL or NBPEL?
 

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Think g spot is right, so we will just have to add 30-50% when asked how big our dicks are, which puts me at a foot long.
Though it sounds like some women are going over 50% add.
 

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I bring news on this subject. After having a serious hunt around my garage I managed to find an old can of car carpet shampoo which measured in at 8.7" by 6.9" in diameter. Now, I presented this to the girl in question and asked if she would mind if I stuck it up her *cough*. The response was "f*&^ing no way hun". I asked her why and she said that it would be worse than giving birth which I thought was an interesting answer. I then expalined to her that this is actually low average in her expectations. Needless to say she was quite surprised. I then asked her later on to estimate 6" with her fingers. I then measured the distance which was actually 4.2". This excercise would suggest that her perception of 12" would actually be about 8 - 8.5". SO, although far from scientific this would certainly support the idea that women simply can't guage size. That is not meant to be taken as a sexist remark lol.

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I bring news on this subject. After having a serious hunt around my garage I managed to find an old can of car carpet shampoo which measured in at 8.7" by 6.9" in diameter. Now, I presented this to the girl in question and asked if she would mind if I stuck it up her *cough*. The response was "f*&^ing no way hun". I asked her why and she said that it would be worse than giving birth which I thought was an interesting answer. I then expalined to her that this is actually low average in her expectations. Needless to say she was quite surprised. I then asked her later on to estimate 6" with her fingers. I then measured the distance which was actually 4.2". This excercise would suggest that her perception of 12" would actually be about 8 - 8.5". SO, although far from scientific this would certainly support the idea that women simply can't guage size. That is not meant to be taken as a sexist remark lol.

7by5

Yes, this doesn't surprise me at all. Anybody who is feeling badly about their size based on discussions with girls about measurements should take heed.
 
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Actually, 20 inches NBPEL x 10 inches EG is the new average.
A lot of women don't know how to accurately gauge size.

To be fair, I would say that 20 by 10 is probably on the low side of average lol. Next, the girls will be telling us about the metre long penises they have experienced lol

We will PE our chaps to the extent that they are 2 feet long but we wont be able to use them because we will have passed out from the amount of blood require to erect them lol
 

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At the bar last night I was talking with this girl and she said "I wouldn't have sex with anything smaller then 10 inches, you know about the size of that glass." I laughed so loud most of the bar looked at me. I then explained to her that the glass was 6 inches at best. After the bartender found a ruler for us I was correct at 5 7/8. She then blamed all guys for lying about their size.
 
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I bring news on this subject. After having a serious hunt around my garage I managed to find an old can of car carpet shampoo which measured in at 8.7" by 6.9" in diameter. Now, I presented this to the girl in question and asked if she would mind if I stuck it up her *cough*. The response was "f*&^ing no way hun". I asked her why and she said that it would be worse than giving birth which I thought was an interesting answer. I then expalined to her that this is actually low average in her expectations. Needless to say she was quite surprised. I then asked her later on to estimate 6" with her fingers. I then measured the distance which was actually 4.2". This excercise would suggest that her perception of 12" would actually be about 8 - 8.5". SO, although far from scientific this would certainly support the idea that women simply can't guage size. That is not meant to be taken as a sexist remark lol.

7by5

At the bar last night I was talking with this girl and she said "I wouldn't have sex with anything smaller then 10 inches, you know about the size of that glass." I laughed so loud most of the bar looked at me. I then explained to her that the glass was 6 inches at best. After the bartender found a ruler for us I was correct at 5 7/8. She then blamed all guys for lying about their size.

AWESOME work! I am inspired. You guys have more patience than I do. I am usually just turned off by the ignorance of someone expecting a 10" cock. I will need to be more understanding in the future. Maybe we should start a group dedicated to dispelling the penis size myths: educating women, disciplining lying men, and sneeking into porn shoots to get actual porn star sizes.
 

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Seriously... why lie. I know they can't tell. But why lie? I had a girl ask me and I said 8". She had this look like, 'No way' on her face. I promptly said I would whip it out for her. I didn't have to, but still.... Bleh.