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So a few years ago, a trend started on Amazon reviews for Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears. The trend is writing short story reviews that are paragraphs long. However, the reviews are somewhat graphic and hilarious. The below links are not to products, but to the reviewer accounts themselves. Each only has one review and they both are hilarious.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/profile/a...UOIULDZCIHBGA/ref=cm_cr_getr_mb_gw_tr?ie=UTF8

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Haven't seen much activity on this particular thread. So I've got some old dad jokes....

I don't want to brag... but I made 6 figures last year. Was also voted worst employee at the toy factory.
 
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Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open.
 
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How do you tell when a woman has an orgasm?


A) Who cares!
 

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How do you tell when a Jewish American princess has an orgasm.


when she drops her nail file.
 
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Why does the Swedish navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
 

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Today you guys get a twofer....

This morning I told my wife her underwear was too tight and revealing. She told me to wear my own.

My wife thinks our friend is lying when he claims that he scaled Mt. Everest, but I disagree. I think.... he made it up.
 

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”I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
 

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Another twofer from my "old dad bad joke book"

I told my wife I absolutely love Worcestershire sauce. She asked what was so special about it? It's hard to say, I answered.

Argentina is surprisingly cold. In fact, it's bordering on Chile.
 

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Tonight for dinner I'm going to KFC for their new Taylor Swift special; 2 skinny legs, 2 small breasts and a left wing.
 

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^ and you find humor in that? Is it better to be pyscho or senile?
 
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