A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
[FONT="]After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." [/FONT]
[FONT="]The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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[FONT="]Q: How do you keep a Mormon from drinking all the beer at your party?[/FONT]
[FONT="]A: Invite another Mormon.
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[FONT="]What's the difference between Jews, Evangelicals, and Mormons?[/FONT]
[FONT="]Jews don't recognize Christ as Messiah.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Evangelicals don't recognize any doctrine outside of the Bible.[/FONT]
[FONT="]And Mormons don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
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[FONT="]Texas version -[/FONT]
[FONT="]Jews don't recognize Christ as the Son of God.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Protestants don't recognize the Pope as head of the church.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.
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[FONT="]Tennessee Version:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Why do you always take two baptists fishing with you?[/FONT]
[FONT="]Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
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[FONT="]Manitoba version:[/FONT]
[FONT="]Jews don't recognize Jesus as the messiah,[/FONT]
[FONT="]Protestants don't recognize the popes authority,[/FONT]
[FONT="]and Mennonites don't recognize each other in the liquor store.[/FONT]