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I had no idea they still worked together until you mentioned them and i googled them. :eek: I don't think they've worked as a double act in England for well over 10 years so i was shocked but delighted to find out that they are still popular somewhere in the world (and getting work). :)

Although most young UK guys will never have heard of "Hale and pace", :( they actually had a uk number 1 hit in the early 90s with a charity song called "the stonk". :D

As me being an Englishman i thought i'd never say this "god bless Australia for still giving good old Hale and Pace work". :)
They should be interviewed and be known! Fuck that "Balls of steel" crap they show ...

That's quitter talk. Whatever it takes to get your gains, you do it. Even if it means performing radical and senseless surgery on yourself.
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Hanma I would class that as a terrifying nightmare!
I didn't feel any pain! I had a zombie penis. If my boner died, it would still come back. ;D
 

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Let him.
 

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Had a weird/funny/genius? thought today.

What if as a straight guy you were friends with a gay dude who had a bunch of chick friends. That could be such a help lol. He could put in a good word for ya with all of them.

Obviously no offense to any of our gay members.
 
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He could also help you dress well.
 

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Had a weird/funny/genius? thought today.

What if as a straight guy you were friends with a gay dude who had a bunch of chick friends. That could be such a help lol. He could put in a good word for ya with all of them.

Obviously no offense to any of our gay members.
Bad thing is that they might compare the gay guy to you, so it might hurt the relationship.
 

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I was shocked the other day when i read a post by mistydawn because she didn't realise the queen was married: :eek: infact the queen has been married for over 60 years to Prince Phillip: he is 90 years of age and he is a national treasure because he is forever insulting people. Here's just a few of his famous quotes: :D

After being told that Madonna was singing the Die another day theme in 2002: "Are we going to need ear plugs?"

To a female sea cadet last year: "Do you work in a strip club?"

To the President of Nigeria, who was in national dress, 2003: "You look like you're ready for bed"

To deaf children who were stood by a steel band, 2000: "Deaf? If you are stood near there, no wonder you are deaf"

To a tourist in Budapest in 1993: "You can't have been here long, you haven't got a pot belly"

To a British trekker in Papua new guinea, 1998: "You managed not to get eaten then?"

Using Hitlers title to address German chancellor Helmet Khol in 1997, he called him "Reichskanzler"

On the 1981 recession: "A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now everybody's got more leisure time they're complaining they are unemployed. People don't seem to make up their mind what they want"

To the Paraguay dictator General Stroessner: "It's a pleasure to be in a country that isn't ruled by it's people"

"I'd like to go to Russia very much..although the bastards murdered half my family." 1967.

To Scottish driving instructor, 1995: " How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?"

At a Bangledesh youth club in 2002: "So who's on drugs here?...HE looks as if he's on drugs."

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Lol i love Prince Phillip. :D
 

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Shitsle: I absolutely love Prince Phil's comments. He is such a funny guy and it seems the two grandsons have it as well. I have read some of their remards, although not as harsh. I guess when they get older they can too whip those out lol
 

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Shitsle: I absolutely love Prince Phil's comments. He is such a funny guy and it seems the two grandsons have it as well. I have read some of their remards, although not as harsh. I guess when they get older they can too whip those out lol
Lol Phils great! :D Here's a few more of his often insulting quotes: :D

At a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965, he said: "Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'kill a cat and save a bird?"

Turning down food, 2000: "No, i'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody"

"People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans". 2000.

To a fashion designer, 2009: "Well, you didn't design you beard too well, did you?"

To an Aboriginal leader, 2002: "Do you still throw spears at each other?"

To Andrew Adam, 13, in 1998: " You could do with losing a little bit of weight"

To Schoolchildren in blood red uniforms, 1998: "It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters"

On a royal visit to Canada, 1976: "We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves".

In Kenya in 1984, after accepting a gift from an indigenous woman: "You ARE a woman, aren't you?"

To female labour politicians in 2000: "So this is feminist corner then"

To british black politian Lord Taylor of Warwick, 1999: "And what exotic part of the world do you come from?"

Commenting on Chinese eating habits at a World wildlife fund conference in 1986: "If it has got four legs and is not a chair, if it has two wings and it flies but it is not an aeroplane, and if it swims but is not a submarine, then the cantonese will eat it".

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Yes Phillip is now 90 and it will be a sad day indeed when he is no longer with us. :(

Please note: I decided not to include his really insulting quotes.
 

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Please note: I decided not to include his really insulting quotes.

Come on schlittle! Put all the good quotes up even if they are offensive they are just quotes from a member of the royal family.
 

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The one about Americans insults me man! lol
 

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Come on schlittle! Put all the good quotes up even if they are offensive they are just quotes from a member of the royal family.
I can't because some of his comments are so insensitive. :eek:

But if Prince Phillip did decide to become a member of PEgym i bet he wouldn't last a week before he got himself banned. :D Lol he would undoubtedly insult so many people he probably wouldn't even last a day. :D
 

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How big can my vagina stretch to when i am having sex

How big can my vagina stretch to when i am having sex?



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"as far as streching is concerned I assume you are talking about how much the thickness of the penis will stretch the vagina opening. It can stretch as much as is needed to accomodate the penis. most penises are 4.5 to 5in around, or about 1 5/8in wide. It can stretch much further of course but more tension will be on the opening. that is why many women like a thicker penis more than a longer one. a penis over 5in around will stretch the opening more, closer to 2in in diameter, which has been found to pull the clitoris down closer to the vaginal opening and therby can be stimulated by the top shaft of a thick penis going in and out a little more that with a thinner penis. but to be sure though the vagina when aroused can open as large as needed for sexual stimulation."
 
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Bloody hell, in 50 years time 8x6 won't be up to scratch then.

Fuck this I'm becoming a monk.

Link in islander's signature said:
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I can hear you guys thinking: "Gee, I wonder how big my girlfriend's vagina is?" Let us say you have a six-inch long penis at full erection. Maybe you think your girl is also six inches deep because when you penetrate her fully you touch the end of the vagina. Keep in mind however that her previous lover with eight inches also touched the end of the vagina when he penetrated her. It means that he simply stretched the tissue two inches further.[/FONT]​
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]So what is the maximum length of her vagina? Difficult to say. You would have to insert a long enough object so that you could measure the part that can't be inserted. Maybe you don't want to go that far but you still wonder how many inches of penis length your partner can take. Just count on it that the average woman can handle penises 9 inches long and 2 ½ inches wide (8 inches around). True size queens can often take up to 12 inches long and 3 inches wide![/FONT]​
 
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I'm in the mood where if I killed someone I would not feel anything.
 

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I'm 1.25" at the opening and 4.2" to cervix flat on my back with legs up in stirrups
All a guy has to do is get her excited. If he is super girth wide hit the gspot a few times and that'll open her up
 
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Bloody hell, in 50 years time 8x6 won't be up to scratch then.

Fuck this I'm becoming a monk.

Yea dude. I have come to the conclusion that celibacy is better than being too small.