Dirty Talk

[MrBigDick]

My gf loves the whole ass-smacking thing. I hit it a bit too hard once and she turned around like WTF?!?!? She immediately started laughing so it was cool - just caught her off guard. Caught me off guard too. She said I had a look of just getting caught with my hand in cookie jar - LOL!

Took us a bit to get back into the groove - it was pretty damn funny.

I kept doing it once to the point when we were done, she had a nice red mark on her right cheek, I was like "oh sh*t! Damn, did I do that????"

 

[spanky]

My gf loves the whole ass-smacking thing. I hit it a bit too hard once and she turned around like WTF?!?!? She immediately started laughing so it was cool - just caught her off guard. Caught me off guard too. She said I had a look of just getting caught with my hand in cookie jar - LOL!

Took us a bit to get back into the groove - it was pretty damn funny.

LOL.. Talking of rude awakenings, I fell off the bed one time in the middle of dishing it out.. I didn't get to carry on for a while for laughing, and damn, I hurt myself but it was pretty funny. Clumsy daddy

 

[spanky]

Actually in my experience, women have much filthier mouths in the bedroom than us guys.

 

[MrBigDick]

Actually in my experience, women have much filthier mouths in the bedroom than us guys.

Hmmm, I'd have to take the award for the filthiest mouth in the bedroom................of course I haven't been with a woman who could equal me in that sense so who knows, maybe I COULD be out done....lol

 

[GTO]

Actually in my experience, women have much filthier mouths in the bedroom than us guys.

Oh - MUCH filthier. I've been pleasantly, as well as un-pleasantly surprised by some of the the stuff I've heard.

 

[MrBigDick]

Oh - MUCH filthier. I've been pleasantly, as well as un-pleasantly surprised by some of the the stuff I've heard.

I don't know why BUT, a woman with a trucker's mouth in the bedroom isn't as much a turn on for me. I don't mind her using some filthy language but hardcore, don't know about that........

 

[GTO]

I don't know why BUT, a woman with a trucker's mouth in the bedroom isn't as much a turn on for me. I don't mind her using some filthy language but hardcore, don't know about that........

Trucker's mouth? More like a sailor's mouth! LOL! And as a former sailor, I know how filthy we can get!!

 

[MrBigDick]

Trucker's mouth? More like a sailor's mouth! LOL! And as a former sailor, I know how filthy we can get!!

I guess it would depend on how hot she is. I mean, there's this chick at work........she's mid-late 40's (I'm guessing) and she has a fine back end..........but she's married.

Anyway, the other day she was sitting a this computer and out from left field she gets pissed off and yells "OH, YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!" Now, I know her and she's got a spicey attitude so I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes............

So, I guess it just depends..........

 

[kingpole]

Oooh baby, i want to pour dirt al over your head.

 

[MrBigDick]

Oooh baby, i want to pour dirt al over your head.

wtf???? lmao....someone's in rare form tonight I see............

 

[kingpole]

wtf???? lmao....someone's in rare form tonight I see............

Another nyquil inspired post.

 

[closeed258]

Good grief. I hope you're joking 147. Take some tips from MBD here if you're not. Wow.

LMAO! It was a joke! I just thought it would be funny!

If it came to the point where a girl wanted me to talk dirty I wouldn't know what the hell to say, I'm just too shy for something like that so I will take some of the tips in case i find my self in that sort of situation but I would never say the crabs and aids thing.lol

 

[TTBB]

i like dirty talk(from the right guy) but there is a limit ..like i have a friend who would go to far, talking dirty would turn him on, he would start off good but as it progressed he would go too far.. as soon as he would say "I wanna rape your cunt" ..i would close down .. huge turn off.

sometimes if a guy gets tooo descriptive or graphic i can find it a little distracting.

 

[GTO]

sometimes if a guy gets tooo descriptive or graphic i can find it a little distracting.

Or if your partner gets too damn descriptive and wants to give you the play-by-play of each thing they are doing! Felt like I was in a game - not real conducive to the task at hand ...

 

[Pirate]

I like dirty talk but there are limits.
Daddy, rape, sh*t, don't work for me.
"Fuck me!" works wonders!

 

[CUSP82]

Not in my house . Things like "get the damn laundry done, go vacumm the freaking carpets, make my dinner now" really do a great job of turning mine on!

 

[MrBigDick]

i like dirty talk(from the right guy) but there is a limit ..like i have a friend who would go to far, talking dirty would turn him on, he would start off good but as it progressed he would go too far.. as soon as he would say "I wanna rape your cunt" ..i would close down .. huge turn off.

sometimes if a guy gets tooo descriptive or graphic i can find it a little distracting.

OK, the "I wanna rape your cunt" is too far even by my standards and I can be extremely graphic and raunchy as hell when it comes to dirty talk but that kind of statement...........hmmmm, yeah, I wouldn't even go there.

 

[MrBigDick]

LMAO! It was a joke! I just thought it would be funny!

If it came to the point where a girl wanted me to talk dirty I wouldn't know what the hell to say, I'm just too shy for something like that so I will take some of the tips in case i find my self in that sort of situation but I would never say the crabs and aids thing.lol

I was a little shy at first too when I did it. As long as she was ok with what was being said and it was doing it for her and kept her turned on, I kept doing it.

She was the type that LOVED a man who would take charge in the bedroom. She's an old fashioned sort too........she liked a man to take her, give her a good, healthy, hard fuck (or, tell her to get on her knees and put his dick in her mouth) and she ate it up. As long as it was giving her max pleasure, I was happy to oblige.

 

[somebodyelse]

Yea, Daddy stuff makes me a bit uneasy...

In fact, I like a little submissive smack talk. "you know you like it." "give me more" and just general "oohs and Ahhs"

I had one girl get too crazy with it... Too porno talk with it. It was a shocking and i lost a bit of boner. I don't like to talk dirty, just give feedback.

LOL@GTO's ass smacking story... I was one GUIDED to smacking the ass. Had my hand on the bed while she was giving me oral. she picked up my hand placed it on her ass then looked at me with a look of "what are you waiting for"

A little weird..

LOL@TTBB, yea, "Rape this pussy" kinda put me off... like "i don't want to rape anything ..."

 

[sweetie52]

love talking dirty to my fwb. Although sometimes I crack myself up-and him also-sometimes he gets pissed off. I just can't be serious all the time. Do you think when he gets pissed off at my humor he thinks it is all about him ? Life is just too short to be serious all the time.