Boob orgasms

[Pirate]

Thank you your consideration. Enclosed please find the wayward consent form 12A47-D.
For completeness, I have taken the liberty of including forms
12A47-A
12A47-B
12A47-C
12A47-DD
and
12A47-DDD (You never know.)
Please let me know if you have any questions or require any additional information.
Best RegARRRREds,
-Pirate
Captain
Phallic Avenger

 

[Batwoman]

What do females have to, um, submit?

 

[JonPop]

Thank you your consideration. Enclosed please find the wayward consent form 12A47-D.
For completeness, I have taken the liberty of including forms
12A47-A
12A47-B
12A47-C
12A47-DD
and
12A47-DDD (You never know.)
Please let me know if you have any questions or require any additional information.
Best RegARRRREds,
-Pirate
Captain
Phallic Avenger

Don't move! You are in serious trouble. Where did you get form 12A47-DDD? These forms are highly classified and not for public consumption.

Someone will be by your ship later to remand you to the brig and confiscate any classified forms still in your possession. Do not try to sail away or you will lose your right to ever fondle/lick/suck a breast ever again, I mean it, I'm not kidding, nope.
The Management.

 

[JonPop]

What do females have to, um, submit?

Well duh! You have to bring the boobs and show up. (jP

 

[Pirate]

Don't move! You are in serious trouble. Where did you get form 12A47-DDD? These forms are highly classified and not for public consumption.

Someone will be by your ship later to remand you to the brig and confiscate any classified forms still in your possession. Do not try to sail away or you will lose your right to ever fondle/lick/suck a breast ever again, I mean it, I'm not kidding, nope.
The Management.

Dear Management,
I know that I am in Serious Trouble. That is where the Phallic Avenger typically patrols although we also cruise up sh*t Creek regularly.
The forms to which you refer were submitted per my earlier missive and all other copies were removed from the premises via a masked chicken.
That is all I know on the subject but I will keep you abreast of any changes in that regARRRRd.
Love and floggings,
-Pirate
Captain
Phallic Avenger

 

[JonPop]

Thank you for returning the pilfered forms 12A47-DDD, via masked chicken.
We had to use foul means to extract the forms from his craw.
The chicken breast was delicious.
Your approved grant application is being hand carried by courier gnome and should arrive by high tide.
Good luck on your research.
The staff and Management.

 

[beetleboy]

I didn't even realize a woman could actually orgasm from nipple stimulation, looked like a fake porn thing to me. Huh, learn something everyday.

 

[Iguana]

I had a girlfriend in high school whom I could bring to orgasm solely through breast stimulation. My wife told me she once orgasmed from breast feeding.

Remember the most powerful sex organ is the brain.

Just my 2 cents...

 

[Pirate]

Remember the most powerful sex organ is the brain.

Aye, but I figure at least I have a fightin' chance of improvin' my penis.
Yarrrr!

 

[Pirate]

Thank you for returning the pilfered forms 12A47-DDD, via masked chicken.
We had to use foul means to extract the forms from his craw.
The chicken breast was delicious.
Your approved grant application is being hand carried by courier gnome and should arrive by high tide.
Good luck on your research.
The staff and Management.

Excellent news!
Thankee to all the sup[ports of government funded science.
Have no fear, however, the vast bulk of the grant booty will be spent on grog and, well, booty.
The rest, I am afraid, will likely be wasted.

 

[closed149]

My ex used to love when I'd play with her tits, and I could make her "boobgasm" by using a similar technique as TTBB mentioned.

 

[NiteOwl86]

Aye, but I figure at least I have a fightin' chance of improvin' my penis.
Yarrrr!

I admit I cried a little bit from laughing at this post.

Also: boobgasms? Are you serious? I must be really, really bad at this sex thing, because I wasn't aware that even existed.

 

[Pirate]

Aye, I cries about it meself regular like.
As for being bad at the sex thing; worry not. You've either got a jillion years of evolution, divine creation, or both, backin' up yer efforts. How can any one stay bad at it for very long workin' from that kinda background?
YARRR!

 

[beetleboy]

A woman in orgasm in absolutely the sexiest thing on the good Lord's green earth. Unfortunately, my wife's breasts just aren't that sensitive after breastfeeding two kids. Any way we can make them more sensitive? I would love to be able to get her to orgasm this way.

 

[Batwoman]

My nipples get most sensitive when I have been kept REALLY horny and aroused for a while, and then he bites them -- quite firmly, and quite a lot. It is mix of pain/pleasure and I tell him just what I want. I can't say that it has ever gotten me to orgasm, but it certainly makes my nipples mighty sensitive -- and the rest of me too. I'd like to explore what might happen if he took me past that point and kept working my nipples for a while after getting them very sensitive!

I have never had a booborgasm..... but I would sure like to!

 

[Pegasus]

Some men claim to have them,but I don't like having my nipples played with.

 

[NP97]

Some men claim to have them,but I don't like having my nipples played with.

Tried it myself (not with myself, but... well having the girl do it while jerkin' me off). Didn't feel anything.

 

[vulcan]

Some men claim to have them,but I don't like having my nipples played with.

I think some women just cannot accept that most mens nipples are just a relic & don't really do anything.

 

[Batwoman]

I think some women just cannot accept that most mens nipples are just a relic & don't really do anything.

Ah, but they DO do something in many men! In my experience, some guys really like to have their nipples licked and sucked and nipped -- once they give it a try. I know it feels strange at first, but it can be very erotic. As in women, I think there is some sort of link in the nervous system between nipples and groin. When I lick his nipples, they get hard under my tongue. When I bite them (gently) he arches against me and his erection instantly gets harder. Sometimes he holds my head and pulls my mouth onto his nipples when I start caress them with my tongue. Oh yes, and he has told me that he likes it!

 

[vulcan]

I was going to say - how do you know he is not faking? But I suppose the erection is a pretty good barometer!

I should speak for my own nipples in future.