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All women; every last one of them on this entire planet secretly loves a big, thick dick! And if your pulsing python of love is less than 9 inches don’t bother showing up to party, we aren't interested.
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. We love what it looks like, what it feels like; in fact it is all we ever think about – all day, every day. When we are with our girlfriends it is the ONLY thing we talk about. Careers, family, goals, politics, movies, books and even fashion – have no place in our conversations; they are, after all, insignificant when compared to a big, thick dick. Yes, we sit there; sipping our lattes and eating our pastries discussing nothing else but the importance of a big, thick dick in our lives.
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. When we women are unsure about the size of our man’s love muscle , we simply wait until you are sound asleep before revealing our secret weapon – the almighty tape measure. Because anything less than 9 inches will leave us so distraught and miserable we always need to be sure. Our tape measures are so important to our happiness that many of us have them gilded in silver or gold – like Wonder Woman’s magical lasso.
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. We have our cell phone cameras always at the ready to take pictures of your heat-seeking love muscle every chance we get in order to send them to all our female friends and family members so they can judge and take copious notes about whether or not you truly measure up. Because if you don’t measure up, then we don’t measure up and that means we could face ridicule, scorn and even possible stoning with stilettos from our female family and friends for being less than a “real woman” and we just couldn't deal with that.
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. We don’t care about how you look, what your personality is like, how much you love us, how special you make us feel, how much you make us laugh or how well you treat us – none of that matters compared to the size of your purple-headed warrior of love. And if it is less than 9 inches? Don’t even think about asking our hand in marriage!
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. It makes no difference that your 9 inch shaft of love is uncomfortable for our 3 to 5 inch vaginal canals or that certain sex acts and positions are painful if not impossible to do. We don’t care; as long as your dick is above average and keeps us in that all-important “Secret Society of Size Queens” of which all real woman secretly yearn to be a part of...
Now, I hope you figured out by now that this is complete and utter nonsense. If you want to continue to believe that ALL women are consumed as much as you are about penis size so that you can feel good about feeling bad, so be it. If you truly believe that the only thing that a “real” woman wants from you, will love you for and will enter into a long-term relationship with you is the size of your penis – then Sugar, you really don’t know women at all…
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. We love what it looks like, what it feels like; in fact it is all we ever think about – all day, every day. When we are with our girlfriends it is the ONLY thing we talk about. Careers, family, goals, politics, movies, books and even fashion – have no place in our conversations; they are, after all, insignificant when compared to a big, thick dick. Yes, we sit there; sipping our lattes and eating our pastries discussing nothing else but the importance of a big, thick dick in our lives.
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. When we women are unsure about the size of our man’s love muscle , we simply wait until you are sound asleep before revealing our secret weapon – the almighty tape measure. Because anything less than 9 inches will leave us so distraught and miserable we always need to be sure. Our tape measures are so important to our happiness that many of us have them gilded in silver or gold – like Wonder Woman’s magical lasso.
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. We have our cell phone cameras always at the ready to take pictures of your heat-seeking love muscle every chance we get in order to send them to all our female friends and family members so they can judge and take copious notes about whether or not you truly measure up. Because if you don’t measure up, then we don’t measure up and that means we could face ridicule, scorn and even possible stoning with stilettos from our female family and friends for being less than a “real woman” and we just couldn't deal with that.
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. We don’t care about how you look, what your personality is like, how much you love us, how special you make us feel, how much you make us laugh or how well you treat us – none of that matters compared to the size of your purple-headed warrior of love. And if it is less than 9 inches? Don’t even think about asking our hand in marriage!
Yes, only a big, thick dick will do. It makes no difference that your 9 inch shaft of love is uncomfortable for our 3 to 5 inch vaginal canals or that certain sex acts and positions are painful if not impossible to do. We don’t care; as long as your dick is above average and keeps us in that all-important “Secret Society of Size Queens” of which all real woman secretly yearn to be a part of...
Now, I hope you figured out by now that this is complete and utter nonsense. If you want to continue to believe that ALL women are consumed as much as you are about penis size so that you can feel good about feeling bad, so be it. If you truly believe that the only thing that a “real” woman wants from you, will love you for and will enter into a long-term relationship with you is the size of your penis – then Sugar, you really don’t know women at all…
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