My Dick Is So Big....

[1panamanian]

My dick is so big the Army made a base on it

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, it keeps shutting down the PEGym server...

 

[mredger]

My dick is so big Rapunzel used it as a pole to get down from the castle

 

[CaptainJohnson]

My dick is so big that when I cum, volcanoes get jealous.

 

[Realman]

My dick is so big it has a president

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big I wear a back brace...and my dick does too.

(I may have posted this before, can't remember)

 

[Looking4more]

My dick is so big the electric company tried to hang a power line from it.

 

[akaTrex]

My Dick is so Big, when my wife climbs on she need crampons, a safety rope and oxygen!

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

My dick is so big, it has it's own sleep number...

 

[BossBoy93]

My dick is so big it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick

 

[BossBoy93]

My dick is so big I fucked a bitch next Tuesday.

 

[akaTrex]

My Dick is so Big it poked a hole in the Ozone layer. Al Gore blamed me for Global warming!

 

[BossBoy93]

I use a hula hoop for a cock ring

 

[BossBoy93]

My dick scratches my chin for me.

 

[Ball bearing]

The head gets wet when I sit down on the toilet,,,,,,,na just kidding,,,,,3/4's of it gets wet.

 

[ino]

My dick is so big that my legs feel threatened due to an inferiority complex and they constantly go limp because of it.

 

[CaptainJohnson]

My dick is so big I need to fuck subway tunnels to get a good load off.

 

[CLOSEDDennyA]

Wow, there are some really really big dicks on here...and it proves that the average is much bigger than 5.7 in long.

 

[Steneo]

Wow, there are some really really big dicks on here...and it proves that the average is much bigger than 5.7 in long.

Yep, clear empirical evidence that the average length is more like 3-4 feet at least!

 

[GoalOfNinePlus]

My dick is so big...it's got it's own gravitational pull...constantly orbited by 'big women'.
(Sshhh...I got the Statue of Liberty on speed dial. Only I know who that torch really burns for)