You're on a desert island with a beautiful woman or man. Would you rather...
A) They were top-half fish
B) They were bottom-half fish
I'd take a whole fish as I would be probably starving on that desert island, but if I got to choose I would probably go with bottom half fish, a fish head with legs would just freak me out.
Would you rather be dumb and sexy
OR
A genius that is ugly as hell
Dumb and sexy, I'll get an education or just get by on my looks.
Assuming they both pay the same.
A) Professional Athlete (what sport?)
B) Professional Musician (what type?)
Professional athlete, because I'm dumb and good looking and I have a half fish wife to support.
Would you rather...
a) have sex in the same position every night?
b) have to have sex in a different position every night (never to have any repeats)?
Same position every night, you would run out of positions eventually and then you would be screwed (no pun intended)
Would you rather be able to
A) Fly
or
B) Move objects with your mind (You can't move your own body making you have the ability to fly)
Fly, I can already move stuff with my mind.
Would you rather make love to Joan Rivers, or
have dinner without sex with Andriana Lima
Dinner with Andriana Lima (guessing she's the one in the photo).
Question: Would you rather eat pizza or chicken every day?
I like chicken, not such a big fan of pizza, so I would rather hate pizza and eat that every day.
Would you rather be addicted to:
A) Heroin
B) Cocaine
Cocaine, because it's gangster and I don't like the idea of injecting stuff into my veins.
Would you rather :
A) have your progress log Closed?
:frusty:
or :twitch:
B) :mad2:be banned for 2 weeks?:mad2:
Oh wait... :violin:
Banned for two weeks, you'd miss me!
Would you rather have incurable halitosis for the rest of your life...or every one around you have incurable halitosis?
I would rather have halitosis, I just chew lots of mints and get used to my own breath.
Would you rather eat a pail of week old warm mayonnaise with a dead frog in it...or sit on a chair bedside and watch your parents have intercourse?
week old mayonnaise with a dead frog, that's easy, I'd get over the food poisoning eventually, I'm not so sure about the parents thing.
You are a middle manager for a business that has been hit hard by the economic down turn. You have four employees and your boss tells you that your branch is being down-sized and you need to fire someone. Your employees are:
Employee 1 - Male, 53 yr old, kids are raised and independent, wife stopped working to deal with illness that requires frequent medical treatment and medication. Employed the longest by the company
Employee 2 - Female, 48 yr old, one kid in college, one a senior in HS, widowed 20 yrs earlier.
Employee 3 - Male, 40 yr old, three kids ranging from elementary school to HS. Married, spouse working just over minimum wage.
Employee 4 - Female, 35 yr old, newly married. Husband just lost his job.
Who do you fire and why? (you don't get to say no-one)
The first or last, because the first guy would do better to have time to heal instead of working anyway or the last because the girl would probably have a better chance of getting work elsewhere.
You are in a small boat with your mother, your spouse, and your child. The boat is struck by something and the three others are injured and cannot swim well enough to save themselves.
You can only save one of them, which do you save and why?
My son, because he's my best buddy, my flesh and blood, everyone else would of had a chance to live more of their lives and should of learnt to swim, also you would have the best chance of saving someone smaller.
Would you rather,
Have one leg longer than the other or have a head that looks too big for your body? And why?
