Which actor does your cock look like

[ErictheGed]

Lou Farigno?

Hahahaha

My semi is Lee Majors. My erections the Hoff.

 

[vulcan]

Lou Farigno?

If someone went for that, they could have a Bill Bixby flaccid - presuming they were a grower.

 

[JFPowertop]

Vulcan I'm glad you didn't say Leonard Nimoy; that would have been a little scary.

 

[Waylander]

Lmao

 

[phallic1]

A friend of mine, knows a guy who knocked out Van Damme in a night club fracas in the 90's.

No offence Eric!

Your friend knows Chuck Zito?

 

[Hanma]

Bruce Lee.

Still waiting to release it's full potential.

Then it's off to whack things.

 

[schlittle]

I hope no one thinks their unit looks like Steve Buscemi (Con Air/Fargo).

I had an initial lol when i first googled Steve Buscemi and saw his picture.

Then i saw he was average height (so is my dick), he isn't very broad (neither is my dick), he isn't very handsome (to be honest neither is my dick) and he has straggly hair (well my pubes aren't the neatest in the world)

WTF my dick looks exactly like Steve Buscemi Oh no

 

[vulcan]

Your friend knows Chuck Zito?

Yes, my friend's friend - he is a retired MMA fighter.

 

[Vaughn9.5x6.5]

Jackie Chan- and of course being Asian helps.

 

[Going411x7]

The guy who played Pinocchio? :lie:

 

[Shawn C]

clarification

clarification

I said the Hulk.

I'm not huge, but the change from soft to hard is amazing. Especially when I'm turtling. The change is like the small, mild mannered, and unassuming David Banner Hulking out.

Actually, if Gary Coleman or Emanuel Lewis had played Banner, the analogy would be perfect.

 

[phallic1]

I'd say my penis resembles Mickey Rourke.

Used to be super popular but kinda faded away but is working hard to have it's/his talents known.

Likes to be bad and flashy.

Some women find it/him somewhat dirty and greasy yet irristably sexy.

Still able to bang the young stuff (women in their twenties).

Thick and tough.

Looks good in jewelery.

 

[not2big]

I voted Mini Me, but would have preferred Matt Roloff (Little People, Big World) because I have a small but handsome erection which is somewhat handicapped because of ED.

 

[blulite]

i would have to say mine looks like david backham, even though its tall and good looking, its still a dick.

but i had to vote will smith seeing as beckham wasnt an option

 

[systematyler]

i would have to say mine looks like david backham, even though its tall and good looking, its still a dick.

but i had to vote will smith seeing as beckham wasnt an option

yeah i guess im a white will smith too.