Wank!!!

[weedabix]

i dont like to wank more than 3 times a week, so ive plenty of energy for m.m.a and p.e training.
i find when my balls are full my body is stronger and i can train harder plus reflexs are quicker

 

[vulcan]

i dont like to wank more than 3 times a week, so ive plenty of energy for m.m.a and p.e training.
i find when my balls are full my body is stronger and i can train harder plus reflexs are quicker

Like Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull.

 

[kingpole]

Kingpole, can we write a song about wanking.? I've tried to convince my wife to wank without success. She thinks its "dirty," if she does it by herself, prude that she is. Hells bells! I was spanking the monkey before I could walk, me thinks. I think wanking can be used as an adjunct to actual sexual intercourse. You know! You wank me! And I'll wank you! I'll watch you wank! You watch me wank!! Whoohoooo. :target: I think I have the start of a song, Kingpole.

See ya later, alligator!!! :bolt:

The wank song.

You wank me
I wank you
Together we c an be
a happy family

(Hmm, that kind of sounds perveted)

Oh well change it later.

 

[johnsonrod]

I haven't wanked since May of this year.

 

[kingpole]

I haven't wanked since May of this year.

What you want ED? Better get to wankin!

 

[Waylander]

The wank song.

You wank me
I wank you
Together we c an be
a happy family

(Hmm, that kind of sounds perveted)

Oh well change it later.

"I wank it to the east"
"I wank it to the west"
"I wank with the girl that I like the best"

 

[kingpole]

"I wank it to the east"
"I wank it to the west"
"I wank with the girl that I like the best"

now for the chorus.

Wank, wank, wank.
Everyone wanks!
wank, wank, wank.
Spank that thing!

 

[Going411x7]

:violin:Let the monkeys chime in. :wank:

 

[Waylander]

now for the chorus.

Wank, wank, wank.
Everyone wanks!
wank, wank, wank.
Spank that thing!

:violin:Let the monkeys chime in. :wank:

:common001: :lol:

 

[blink2000]

It sounds like the next hit single from the Divinyls

(you know the group that did the song "I Touch Myself" in 1991)

 

[calixto]

I wank with bliss 2-3 times a week (7 days) in conjunction with edging. I try to hold back from bliss every other time though..

What he said ^ !!!!! but, sometimes, I "blow" it

 

[Going411x7]

It's o.k. Calixto. Can't be helped. I have edged for two hours straight! That's when I hit 8" girth at the base--two times, actually. Of course I have "rewarded" myself, occasionally, with a "blissful" moment. :dizzy::yahoo:

 

[Going411x7]

Kingpole!! I see from your poll that the "WOW"=World of Wanking--is quite diverse!!

 

[DownLow]

Usually with edging, but on my off days I either don't touch it or have sex with the wife. Don't usually on PE days if I know I will get some later as well.

 

[Going411x7]

Good move, DownLow!! Good move!

 

[DownLow]

Good move, DownLow!! Good move!

Haha, well tonight I messed up a bit. Couldn't resist at the end of the edge session. Then a couple hours later found myself inside the wife. Oh well.

 

[Going411x7]

One activity need not preclude the other, good man!!

 

[kingpole]

So many peopel wank, its amazing, that such a taboo activity is practiced as much as it is.

 

[Going411x7]

Wankin' in the mornin', wankin' in the evenin', wankin' at the supper time........

 

[GTO]

It's o.k. Calixto. Can't be helped. I have edged for two hours straight! That's when I hit 8" girth at the base--two times, actually. Of course I have "rewarded" myself, occasionally, with a "blissful" moment. :dizzy::yahoo:

8"!?!?!?! Damn G4!!! LOL - you ought to name your cock The Incredible Hulk!!!