
In History:
1340 - English king Edward III proclaimed king of France
1666 - France declares war on England & Munster
1697 - Isaac Newton receives Jean Bernoulli's 6 month time-limit problem, solves problem before going to bed that same night
1784 - Benjamin Franklin expresses unhappiness over eagle as America's symbol (prefers the yellow bellied sap sucker)
1875 - Electric dental drill is patented by George F Green (sales of plyers plummet)
1913 - Jim Thorpe relinquishes his 1912 Olympic medals for playing as a professional (was paid $25 for a minor league baseball game)
1954 - Ground breaking begins on Disneyland (and thelooking4mores start making vacation plans)
1962 - "Twist" is impure & banned from all Catholic schools
1979 - "Dukes of Hazzard" premieres on CBS's vast wasteland
1998 - President Bill Clinton says "I want to say one thing to the American people; I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" (apparently he thought they were mayonnaise stains on her dress)
2006 - Western Union discontinues its telegram service. (Texting is given a break)

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