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Cool, thanks. The Swedish flower pollen sounds brilliant, can you post up what you think about it once you have tried it? Personally, I wouldn't be bothered buying the ejaculoid stuff, more cum or less cum never makes any difference to me.

Swedish flower pollen is for your prostate and it increases the amount of ejaculate contractions you have during sex as well as improves urine flow. The increased contractions is supposed to make your orgasm feel even more amazing and add volume to your ejaculate. It also helps with male pattern baldness. Ejaculoid is a cocktail of cum increasing herbs and stuff. Some claim it increases it by up to 500% well i will find out if thats true. The contractions from the Pollen im pretty much 100% convinced its gonna work i read a ton of reviews and official research websites that all say it works. I literally saw one bad review out of all of them
 

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Cool, thanks. The Swedish flower pollen sounds brilliant, can you post up what you think about it once you have tried it? Personally, I wouldn't be bothered buying the ejaculoid stuff, more cum or less cum never makes any difference to me.

Yea sure i just took the first ones today and no problem. Yea i just want to have at least one really great bust lmao all over my gf she said that its impossible to increase that just like she told me its impossible to increase penis size. Right up until she said your penis feels bigger and i can feel all the veins and stuff more now haha.
 

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I don't get why guys are so willing to unnecessarily spend money on plastic, probably, highly breakable Jelquing devices like this one, when they can just use their own two hands to Jelque?

Maybe if you only had one arm?... No, wait, it needs two hands to use it... Is it just to make Jelquing more interesting until it breaks?

The full-on red leotard guy in the video is kinda fun to watch, though... ;) But, they won't get my money.

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Won't lie, I'm tempted to buy one. I don't mind jelqing manually, but switching up would be nice and it seems to do more "solid jelqs" than my hands
 

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I don't get why guys are so willing to unnecessarily spend money on plastic, probably, highly breakable Jelquing devices like this one, when they can just use their own two hands to Jelque?

Maybe if you only had one arm?... No, wait, it needs two hands to use it... Is it just to make Jelquing more interesting until it breaks?

The full-on red leotard guy in the video is kinda fun to watch, though... ;) But, they won't get my money.

A/B


My reason is to target my CC's. I have made length gains out the wazoo and it seem fairly easy for me as i have made a bit more and am barely just shy of 8.5 now. I want to increase my meg an base girth and kinda even out the rest of the girth a bit and i think this is perfect. Trust me people have spent more on less useful things. This is for your dick, many of which have names. Treat it like a person lmao
 

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My bet is that it is "designed" for "Planned Obsolescence"... You will get to the point of liking it, and then the handle will break off, just like those plastic, masking tape, cat hair removing rollers do.

Have fun with it though, bro!... Let us know how it is working after a few months of using it.

Gees... I need to come up with a disposable PE product that guys will send me money for... ;)

Planned obsolescence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
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Watched a cool documentary about planned obsolescence last week, was really good. But yeh, I am not too sure how sturdy that product will be or not.

My bet is that it is "designed" for "Planned Obsolescence"... You will get to the point of liking it, and then the handle will break off, just like those plastic, masking tape, cat hair removing rollers do.

Have fun with it though, bro!

Gees... I need to come up with a disposable PE product that guys will send me money for... ;)

Planned obsolescence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 

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My bet is that it is "designed" for "Planned Obsolescence"... You will get to the point of liking it, and then the handle will break off, just like those plastic, masking tape, cat hair removing rollers do.

Have fun with it though, bro!

Gees... I need to come up with a disposable PE product that guys will send me money for... ;)

Planned obsolescence - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For something expensive i can see like Apple Iphones have that. But this i dont see them doing that with mere plastic dude. How would that work after so many jelqs it cracks? I think you might be a bit to wary but to each his own lol. I respect your decision
 

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A counter and a rolling pin seems more durable, eh?
 

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I respect you, too... But, look at the video of it's usage. The most narrow, high test pressure part of it is also the thinnest piece of plastic on the whole unit.

It will not last!... Just my own opinion. Let us know how it goes in a few months of usage.
 

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Yep!... lol... But, what is so problematic with just using our own hands to Jelque, unless someone has disabilities in their arms or hands?

Grip tends to tire out, pecker arm tends to kick in, especially if one is doing high reps of jelqs per session. A jelq device makes things easier.
 

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Grip tends to tire out, pecker arm tends to kick in, especially if one is doing high reps of jelqs per session. A jelq device makes things easier.

(Quickly checked to see if you have a product to sell...;) )

OK... What ever floats your boat!... Get your credit card ready!
 

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(Quickly checked to see if you have a product to sell...;) )

OK... What ever floats your boat!... Get your credit card ready!

I don't sell devices, never will use them either.
 

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Grip tends to tire out, pecker arm tends to kick in, especially if one is doing high reps of jelqs per session. A jelq device makes things easier.

I don't sell devices, never will use them either.

OK... Umm... "A jelq device makes things easier."... "never will use them either."...

Confused by your reply.
 
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You said that you think it "makes things easier", but you "never use them"...

Just asking you to clarify this. You use them, or not?

No worries if this seems intrusive. Have fun with all your gear, guys!
 
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You said that you think it "makes things easier", but you "never use them"...

Just asking you to clarify this. You use them, or not?

No worries if this seems intrusive.

Makes jelqing easier for some jelqers. I can jelq for hours manually without tiring out, so no, I do not use jelq devices.
 

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Action Buddy. Your just arguing now so if you don't want one don't buy one.